Careful what you call your kid

GASuzuki

OK, this is kind of a funny story... When I was a kid, my parents would joke around and call me "doo-doo head." I would giggle and laugh and call them doo-doo heads back... One day in preschool, I went up to a teacher and said, "Hi, doo-doo head."

Friggin' sh*thead that she was, she slapped me twice.

pretty_helmet

so THAT is what is wrong with you.  it all starts with the parents.

::shakes head:: 

GASuzuki

Yeah, it's genetic, this thing I have... Har har! *drool*

britti<3

I have twin sisters that are 10 years younger than me and 8 years younger than my brother. My brother and I got on this kick where we would call eachother fag. When one of my sisters was in kindergarten she wouldn't get in the car with me when I went to pick her up. She only wanted mom. Her teacher, who was also my best friend and sisters friends mom, thought that devon would listen to her so she came to help me. Devon turned around and kicked her in the shin and called her a fagnut. unfortunately the principle witnessed this so I got to be the one to go talk to her. Her teacher still laughs about it to this day.

pretty_helmet

eh, it's okay.  you're cute so you can get away with it.

GASuzuki

Aw! *hug* You just want that Ugly Doll. Heh heh...

pkate98

soooooo, my friends who call their kid, "poot" are screwed?!

GASuzuki

pkate98:

soooooo, my friends who call their kid, "poot" are screwed?!

Only if their kid turns around and calls someone of authority the same thing. Also, keep in mind, this was in 1979... Teachers can't lay a hand on kids these days.

smismar

It's not just parents... In my 6th grade class, we had a kid named Willy.  The teacher used to call him Wildo (like Where's Waldo).  One time, I called him Wildo Dildo (I was 11 - had no idea that it was a real word) and I got a detention.  I went home crying because I didn't know what I'd done - I was only rhyming what the teacher called him.  My poor mother had to explain to me what a dildo was