Baby Names

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Hello name snobs. I know it's against etiquette to comment on already named children. However, it's also against the classy handbook to be hypocrites. Now here I am to school you on how awful and fugly your names are.

Let's begin with a poster who seriously needs a hobby. mj.reily, sometimes I wonder if you even have children. You're always the first to call troll, but you smell like one to me.

Fiona - OMG this name is so ugly. Not adding in the fact that it's a name of a Disney ogre, it sounds like a drunken poodle on welfare. 

Milo - Seriously wimpy. I honestly think his name is Miles, and there is no nn Milo. You want to impress your internet friends, Miles got too trendy so you're all like "Oh he goes by Milo now." Right...

Moving on to WashingtonQueen. By far the biggest name offender.

Xander - Xander, to me, sounds like a b-rated porn title. I cannot remember your girl name but it starts with S and is trash-tastic.

Can't remember your sn, but it's like lovesshane or something. Look, you named your DAUGHTER Ryann, you need to step away from this board ASAP.

Plunderb is probably my favorite poster. But, But, Amalia is too much. Again with the "Oh noes my child with have a common label" Amelia is a beautiful name, you should have just gone with it.

 Blindy, you are up next. Linus is really bad. It makes me think of an anus with a cold. 

 Blueridge, are you flucking joking naming your kid Adair. It's sooo try hard. Like there are so many lovely french GIRL names out there and you saddle your precious with that crap.

DaisyBlinks. Rhett? It seems so incomplete to me. Find the child a full name STAT!

 The following are favorites of the BNB:

Jasper - fugly

Felix - cat name...

Actually, sometimes I wonder if you people are naming children, or just the 20 cats you house. 

 

 

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  • Wow, you're awesome. Insulting their children. Let me guess, you named/want to name your kid something stupid and now you're butthurt and had to create an AE to have the balls to say something? Klassy!!
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    Why on earth did you find this so necessary to post? Apparently some of these posters have done something to upset you, but why attack them in such a vicious manner? If these bumpies are truly so awful, why would you want to sink below their level instead of rising above? 

    Everyone is entitled to their opinions, but that is not a reason nor an excuse to tear down others in such a malicious way. This entire post is entirely uncalled for and it really makes me sad that someone would be so rude and hateful towards people that they have never even met.

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  • LOL, it just keeps getting funnier. I doubt any of the listed women take baby names nearly as serious as you just did. What a douche.
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  • imagehijoi:
    Talk about someone who needs a hobby...  You have time to make AEs and post this.

    I mean you've got to give him/her some credit. That actually took some time to assemble. 

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  • You know I usually love the drama and funny things my wife, WashingtonQueen, says about what she has read on the board. For one my wife and I take our name choices for our children very seriously. That being said the things I would love to tell I cannot just put into words. I am beyond appalled at your words toward MY children. How dare YOU  speak negatively about things you obviously know nothing about. You have the audacity to talk about my kids and others children but don't have the courage or balls to show everyone who you really are. Instead you hide behind an AE and talk trash. Well you can just go F yourself. Big Smile 
  • imagetanker77:
    You know I usually love the drama and funny things my wife, WashingtonQueen, says about what she has read on the board. For one my wife and I take our name choices for our children very seriously. That being said the things I would love to tell I cannot just put into words. I am beyond appalled at your words toward MY children. How dare YOU  speak negatively about things you obviously know nothing about. You have the audacity to talk about my kids and others children but don't have the courage or balls to show everyone who you really are. Instead you hide behind an AE and talk trash. Well you can just go F yourself. Big Smile 

    This is my only name. I am simply a lurker, no strings attached to this website. You, sir, are obnoxious. Firstly, I like to point out that commenting on the names of your loin fruit isn't a form of abuse on your children. I for feel bad for little Sterling. To be saddle with a name that sounds like a wet dream in syfy land is disturbing.

    Now you are dismissed to go F yourself. 

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  • Dammit guys, I have been posting on this board for three years and still don't even get noticed! My kids just have boring common names I guess.

    Seriously though, obviously this has been building up for awhile yet you felt the need for an AE, the days when mods can see IP addresses is approaching!
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  • You forgot to bash my children, named after their dead grandparents. and go!

    Sable:

     

    Clifton:

     

    ETA: And add "Keri" in there for good measure: 


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  • imageCranang:
    Awwww...Do me, do me!!!

    Only if you promise not to cry ;)

    Sabrina is dated. I suppose it's not bad, but I'm totally picturing frizzy hair matched with an over sized argyle sweater. 

  • I can see why she tells me about her crazy stories. You are a piece of work. I love all my boys and my baby that is on the way and am very proud of them so anyways no more wasting my time reading your dumb bs myself. Surely the wife will let me know later. Btw if you don't have something nice to say about kids that are alive and well then don't say anything at all. Sincerely, Daniel
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    You forgot to bash my children, named after their dead grandparents. and go!

    Sable:

     

    Clifton:

     

    ETA: And add "Keri" in there for good measure: 

    Sable is the name of a former wrestler. She's kinda whorish but she owns it making it no big deal. Sable is also a shade of black and an animal. It's a sweet twist on the vomit worthy Mabel.

    Clifton is blah. I don't have much to say.

    Keri is out dated on a female, pretty cool on a dude. 

  • I see you don't have the ballz to step out from behind your AE, nor the ballz to mention my other daughter.
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  • imagetanker77:
    I can see why she tells me about her crazy stories. You are a piece of work. I love all my boys and my baby that is on the way and am very proud of them so anyways no more wasting my time reading your dumb bs myself. Surely the wife will let me know later. Btw if you don't have something nice to say about kids that are alive and well then don't say anything at all. Sincerely, Daniel

    Your wife comments on names of children who are alive actually. There are Facebook names, that arent their taste they comment all the time. But if you want to try and be all captain Save-a-Ho about it, then be my guest.

    Sincerely, Lemon.

     

  • imageCranang:
    I see you don't have the ballz to step out from behind your AE, nor the ballz to mention my other daughter.

    Again, only name I have. I bet you were hoping I would mention her but I won't. I'm sorry for your loss. 

  • Me next! My DAUGHTER's name is COOPER! Is this ok with you????
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    imagetanker77:
    I can see why she tells me about her crazy stories. You are a piece of work. I love all my boys and my baby that is on the way and am very proud of them so anyways no more wasting my time reading your dumb bs myself. Surely the wife will let me know later. Btw if you don't have something nice to say about kids that are alive and well then don't say anything at all. Sincerely, Daniel

    Your wife comments on names of children who are alive actually. There are Facebook names, that arent their taste they comment all the time. But if you want to try and be all captain Save-a-Ho about it, then be my guest.

    Sincerely, Lemon.

     

    You truly are a complete moron. I hardly ever comment on FB name posts, they tend to get pretty boring after a while.

    BTW, if all these wonderful ladies that you "called out" pissed you off by not liking your name it must be REALLY bad. GL to your kid Confused

  • imagelilahbean13:
    Me next! My DAUGHTER's name is COOPER! Is this ok with you????

    Dude, Cooper is bad enough on a BOY let alone a girl. This is NOT ok with me. See the caps? NOT ok. Please rename your daughter ASAP. 

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    Do tell us the names of your children!  It seems sort of one-sided that only you get to play, no?

    Vivian and Vincent. 

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    imageDarbie914:
    Do tell us the names of your children!  It seems sort of one-sided that only you get to play, no?

    Vivian and Vincent. 



    Fine names. Why exactly are you so angry?
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  • imagelemonperfected:

    imageCranang:
    I see you don't have the ballz to step out from behind your AE, nor the ballz to mention my other daughter.

    Again, only name I have. I bet you were hoping I would mention her but I won't. I'm sorry for your loss. 

    Your sympathy isn't wanted nor received.  I wasn't "hoping" you'd mention her, but don't try to mitigate your douchiness by trying to seem human.  These people feel the same about their children as I do about my Celeste.

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    imageDarbie914:
    Do tell us the names of your children!  It seems sort of one-sided that only you get to play, no?

    Vivian and Vincent. 

    Why do I not believe you? Oh yeah, because you are full of sh!t.

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    Ouch. I am just so hurt.

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  • imagelemonperfected:

    imageDarbie914:
    Do tell us the names of your children!  It seems sort of one-sided that only you get to play, no?

    Vivian and Vincent. 

    You obviously have decent tastes in names.  Like a PP said, why are you so angry?

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    imageDarbie914:
    Do tell us the names of your children!  It seems sort of one-sided that only you get to play, no?

    Vivian and Vincent. 

    Fine names. Why exactly are you so angry?

    Just typing what I'm thinking when I see gawker threads. You're sitting there, calling a name ugly or making the puke face while YOU named your child something equally as grotesque. 

    I'll also take this moment to say this. There is no difference this thread and the "look at this awful name my friend gave her child" That kid is already named.  

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    You forgot to bash my children, named after their dead grandparents. and go!Sable:nbsp;Clifton:nbsp;ETA: And add "Keri" in there for good measure:nbsp;

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    Just typing what I'm thinking when I see gawker threads. You're sitting there, calling a name ugly or making the puke face while YOU named your child something equally as grotesque

     

     

    This just OOZES class. Oozes.

     

                                       
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    imageDarbie914:
    Do tell us the names of your children!  It seems sort of one-sided that only you get to play, no?

    Vivian and Vincent. 

    Fine names. Why exactly are you so angry?

    Just typing what I'm thinking when I see gawker threads. You're sitting there, calling a name ugly or making the puke face while YOU named your child something equally as grotesque. 

    I'll also take this moment to say this. There is no difference this thread and the "look at this awful name my friend gave her child" That kid is already named.  

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  • Vivian and Vincent, my ?ss. Let me guess: Acelynn? Muhkheilah? Bryllleigh? Braedonn? Brixonn? Am I close? Surely it's something atrocious that you got called out on. Or maybe it's just plain Michael. On a girl.
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    Vivian and Vincent, my ?ss. Let me guess: Acelynn? Muhkheilah? Bryllleigh? Braedonn? Brixonn? Am I close? Surely it's something atrocious that you got called out on. Or maybe it's just plain Michael. On a girl.

    Well there is one of my points. Because I think the regulars names suck, I automatically named my children crappy names? I like old fashioned names. I'm not a fan of names that sound like you just named a litter of kittens. 

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    imagetanker77:
    You know I usually love the drama and funny things my wife, WashingtonQueen, says about what she has read on the board. For one my wife and I take our name choices for our children very seriously. That being said the things I would love to tell I cannot just put into words. I am beyond appalled at your words toward MY children. How dare YOU  speak negatively about things you obviously know nothing about. You have the audacity to talk about my kids and others children but don't have the courage or balls to show everyone who you really are. Instead you hide behind an AE and talk trash. Well you can just go F yourself. Big Smile 

    This is my only name. I am simply a lurker, no strings attached to this website. You, sir, are obnoxious. Firstly, I like to point out that commenting on the names of your loin fruit isn't a form of abuse on your children. I for feel bad for little Sterling. To be saddle with a name that sounds like a wet dream in syfy land is disturbing.

    Now you are dismissed to go F yourself. 

    You FAIL at lurking and is exhibited by the bolded statement.

    I feel bad for her husband too! 

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