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If your kid shoves a bead up his nose...

RondackHikerRondackHiker member
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He will whistle slightly.

Constantly.

And you will feel bad for laughing.

And as punishment for laughing you'll need to pin your child down while he tries to fight the doctor who is trying to steal his "magic" aka bead.


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Re: If your kid shoves a bead up his nose...

  • nanabanana06nanabanana06

    LMAO!

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  • MaebbMaebb member
    Awww, this is funny but sad. I'm glad you can see the humor in it.

    When I was in fourth grade, aka old enough to know better, I put a bead in my ear "to see if it would fit." My parents had to get it removed by the doctor, and my dad was pissed. He was like, "Well, you proved that it fit. Are you happy now?"
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  • la79alla79al member
    When DD2 was little she stuck a marshmallow from the S'mores Pepperidge Farm goldfish up her nose.  I figure it dissolved or whatever but everytime she sees the fish in the store she makes sure to remind me that fish don't go in your nose.
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  • ReeseFoxReeseFox member
    Poor little guy. I did the same thing with fish tank gravel when I was three. Apparently I got several pieces up there before it started to hurt.

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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    That's definitely a hilarious story though not  fun for him while it was happening, but I'm glad he is ok. I agree that you should make a little book out of it.
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  • proudworkingmom82proudworkingmom82 member
    LOL yeah DD stuck a piece of her craft from daycare up her nose last year.  It was what was being used as Rudolphs nose on the craft.  This is what I got "Mommy I stuck rudolph's nose up my nose"  Apparently she was trying to pretend it was her nose and actually put it in there, when she tried to get it out she pushed it up there farther and we wound up at the hospital getting it removed.  
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  • lrn327lrn327 member
    Oh wow, I'm sure our's is coming, I can feel it....
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  • RayRay007RayRay007 member

    Lol.

    next time, hold the open nostril shut while you blow in their mouth. The object should fly out. I just learned that.  

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  • Runaway22Runaway22 member
    lol poor kid
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  • proudworkingmom82proudworkingmom82 member
    imageRayRay007:

    Lol.

    next time, hold the open nostril shut while you blow in their mouth. The object should fly out. I just learned that.  

    I wish I had known that when DD did her little thing (posted above) last year!   

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