Summer Yuck-CP

BankerBSN

I know we all love summer, but what is the thing you hate most about it?[Poll]

AmyC925

I prefer the term chub rub.

sueann911

A CLICKY POLLLLL!!!!

We need the option of clicking on multiple things.

I hate the constant need to shave but I really do hate the bewb sweat when I run. I can't even stick my phone in there as a convenient holder because I feel like I need to apologize to my phone afterwards.

MrsM507

A BANKER CLICKY!

tealowl

The flucking bugs/mosquitos.
Every douche in the 'hood revving engines and motorcycles.
Fireworks going off well before the 4th (I'm talking to you, Douche Guy Down The Alley).
Smelly garbage juice in the alley after the garbage truck leaves.
This sun burn that I have right now.

God, I'm a cranky jerk.

CiderWench

I'm a sweaty beast, marinating in my crotch sweat all summer long. Ugh!

tealowl

sueann911:

A CLICKY POLLLLL!!!!

We need the option of clicking on multiple things.

I hate the constant need to shave but I really do hate the bewb sweat when I run. I can't even stick my phone in there as a convenient holder because I feel like I need to apologize to my phone afterwards.

This is the exact reason I ordered an armband!

2cutemechanic

I HATE pulling weeds. I'm actually considering hiring someone to get rid of the monstrosities.

sueann911

teal owl:

sueann911:

but I really do hate the bewb sweat when I run. I can't even stick my phone in there as a convenient holder because I feel like I need to apologize to my phone afterwards.

This is the exact reason I ordered an armband!

I bought a waist band yesterday to hold my keys, dog poop bags and phone. Best money I ever spent.

Know what else really chaps my assss???

 The multiple FB pics of the temp from your car. It's OK. I go outside too. I don't need your vehicular weather reports. I've even been known to look up the weather before I get dressed for the day. Your car meteorology does nothing but make me hide you from my news feed. In response, I am going to start posting pics of my gas guage, oil temp, and radio station.

tealowl

CiderWench:

I'm a sweaty beast, marinating in my crotch sweat all summer long. Ugh!

Summer's Eve makes these vagina wipes. They are amazing. I have some in my desk drawer and in my purse.

Also, cotton undies only! And flushable toddler wipes at home.

This helps w/my summer vag marinade!

lorirachel

I love summer so much, the only thing I don't love about it is when it ends

candrew05

No air conditioning. We are in a brand new home and can only afford doing so much at once.

Also, no working air in my car lol!! Nothing is worse then needing to have my window down, but every car surrounding me has a cigarette hanging out their window. Ugh back up the window goes and I sweat down to my bones. That I am hoping to fix soon...

Htle07

I hate feeling icky and sticky after being outside for a few minute. In general, the sweaty smell I like to refer as  "shuman" smell.  I teach k, and can't stand their sweaty smell after recess when it's hot.  It comes with the territory. Some days our AC doesn't feel like its running at its potential and makes matters worse.  It doesn't help that recess is at 2:00pm either. I can't imagine teaching 5th with their smell after recess. Raging hormones. Lol

Twinkie0612

I'm choosing SS because I hate all of the above.

BankerBSN

teal owl:

The flucking bugs/mosquitos.
Every douche in the 'hood revving engines and motorcycles.
Fireworks going off well before the 4th (I'm talking to you, Douche Guy Down The Alley).
Smelly garbage juice in the alley after the garbage truck leaves.
This sun burn that I have right now.

God, I'm a cranky jerk.

Yup.  Summer is totally not your season

MrsSparklesMcGee

All of the above?  I swear I have reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder...

TUSBride22

I hate the shaving/waxing, I swear hair grows faster in the heat. Or I just can't hide under jeans as much.

I HATE people biitching about the heat here. We live in Phoenix. Yes, it's 118. Were you expecting 70? IT'S NOT A SURPRISE! We don't have blizzards, tornadoes, earthquakes, ice storms, flooding, or tsunamis. We have 70 degree winters when the rest of the country is freezing. Get in a pool or some air conditioning. It's the effing DESERT, ffs.

themrsJRD

Mosquitos. Cockroaches.

100+* temps + 80+% humidity. 

Sweat.

Shaving.

Seeing people wear inappropriate things more this time of year than any other lol. 

Twinkie0612

teal owl:

The flucking bugs/mosquitos.
Every douche in the 'hood revving engines and motorcycles.
Fireworks going off well before the 4th (I'm talking to you, Douche Guy Down The Alley).
Smelly garbage juice in the alley after the garbage truck leaves.
This sun burn that I have right now.

God, I'm a cranky jerk.

all of this too.

 

herecomesthesun

I hate shaving/waxing my legs. My Eczema flaires up when I shave/wax- so my legs might be smooth but they itch. The heat, humidity and sweating don't help with it.

It was 107 here Saturday.  Sunday was only 98 and felt like a relief. This morning when I walked outside and it was 86, it felt chilly. That's just wrong.

bumpuser1282882

GhostMonkey:

sueann911:

A CLICKY POLLLLL!!!!

We need the option of clicking on multiple things.

I hate the constant need to shave but I really do hate the bewb sweat when I run. I can't even stick my phone in there as a convenient holder because I feel like I need to apologize to my phone afterwards.

When running? Shiit, how about when just walking outside.

 

I am so glad this isn't just me. I felt like a huge freak for a long time for this. I really don't sweat in my armpits either.

Also, the humidity. It is sick. My hair gets a whole extra layer of frizz. I walk around with a giant hair halo. I hate it.

sueann911

GhostMonkey:

sueann911:

A CLICKY POLLLLL!!!!

We need the option of clicking on multiple things.

I hate the constant need to shave but I really do hate the bewb sweat when I run. I can't even stick my phone in there as a convenient holder because I feel like I need to apologize to my phone afterwards.

When running? Shiit, how about when just walking outside.

 My barely size B bewbs don't have enough fat to sweat when I am walking. My running partner can hide her whole set of keys, phone and a small child in her bra. I can't even hide a dollar.

ETA: This blog is hard to work.

rlyttle

Paying high AC bill!!

curlylocks3

Special snowflake: I love everything about summer. Except the random cold days where it doesn't even feel like summer.

rrdiva1

So many to choose from, sweating and maintaining Pedi are frontrunners!It is a full time job keeping these hoofs cute, and painted.

Sweating forget it, especially being on lupron, I have epic hot flashes/flushes all the time like my arse is on fire. 

elizabethb3

Summers are generally really wonderful in Portland. It's why we suffer with all the rain the rest of the year. But we're going through a heat wave right now (90's is a heat wave for us) and it sucks. As is the norm here, we don't have ac. Boo! 

I only shave my lady parts when I'm going to be seen in a bikini, and I hate doing it. All the bumps and itching...no thank you! I am a hairy monster down there, and I keep it au naturel most of the time. Luckily DH prefers it that way. (Sorry, I didn't get to participate in the body hair discussion last week.)

Also, our backyard is a freakin' jungle bc I hate mowing and doing yard work in the heat. At least the dog poo is dry and easy to pick up, not soggy and super disgusting. :-/ 

elektragreen

I'm not a fan of summer at all. I hate being hot. I hate yard work. I hate wearing shorts (I'm a little overweight and respect my fellow humans too much to subject them to that sight). We don't have air conditioning so we moved into the basement to beat the heat. All in all not bad, except for the spiders... I love the fall. Is it September yet?

TattooedLoisLane

Moving from Colorado to Georgia has made me loathe every part of summer. This humidity suuucks.

TravelingCouple

Wow I'm surprised the vote I chose is the majority, but also glad I'm not alone in the amount I SWEAT in the summer. Pit stains, back stains, fun stuff..I love summer but my sweat glands don't. My face also shines relentlessly no matter how much powder I use.

karmajupiter

all of the above, seriously, all of it.  summer is my least favorite season. 

Wildfire2011

Definitely hate the sweating and hair removal aspects..

 

Also hate bugs that somehow make it into our house. In July, for 1-2 weeks I find earwigs in my house.  Not a horrible invasion, but seriously, blech. I wouldn't mind so much except that I will find them in the bed sometimes and that grosses me out.  And, it's supposed to be an old wive's tale that they crawl into your ear canals.. well a couple of years ago, one did just that to my H. He woke up one night and had to fling a earwig out of his ear.  Already saw one so far and now it's officially July so I'm expecting more!

LaurenAsh23

I am SO glad that chaffing was an option. Before I even opened the poll I already knew my answer (assuming I knew where the question was going). 

lv2011

Obnoxious a$$ neighbors setting off huge flucking fireworks at 3am. That pisses me off to no end.

tealowl

Wildfire2011:

 

Also hate bugs that somehow make it into our house. In July, for 1-2 weeks I find earwigs in my house.  Not a horrible invasion, but seriously, blech. I wouldn't mind so much except that I will find them in the bed sometimes and that grosses me out.  And, it's supposed to be an old wive's tale that they crawl into your ear canals.. well a couple of years ago, one did just that to my H. He woke up one night and had to fling a earwig out of his ear.  Already saw one so far and now it's officially July so I'm expecting more!

OH MY GOD I HATE THOSE THINGS!!! They are in my basement. I wimper like a puppy everytime I go down there to do laundry.

Pepper6

sueann911:

teal owl:

sueann911:

but I really do hate the bewb sweat when I run. I can't even stick my phone in there as a convenient holder because I feel like I need to apologize to my phone afterwards.

This is the exact reason I ordered an armband!

I bought a waist band yesterday to hold my keys, dog poop bags and phone. Best money I ever spent.

Know what else really chaps my assss???

 The multiple FB pics of the temp from your car. It's OK. I go outside too. I don't need your vehicular weather reports. I've even been known to look up the weather before I get dressed for the day. Your car meteorology does nothing but make me hide you from my news feed. In response, I am going to start posting pics of my gas guage, oil temp, and radio station.

 

OMG yes!  I swear every other post on my newsfeed this weekend was the car temp display or a screen shot of the forecast.  It got up to 120 degrees this weekend, which is abnormal, but FFS it's AZ...I know it's hot outside...it's ALWAYS hot outside between April and October, I don't need every single person posting a picture of it to know that.

catmagick

teal owl:

The flucking bugs/mosquitos.
Every douche in the 'hood revving engines and motorcycles.
Fireworks going off well before the 4th (I'm talking to you, Douche Guy Down The Alley).
Smelly garbage juice in the alley after the garbage truck leaves.
This sun burn that I have right now.

God, I'm a cranky jerk.

Teal owl, I think I kind of love you......ALL of this.....except for the garbage thing; I don't have an alley.  And I'm usually pretty careful not to get sunburned.  But the other stuff?  DUDE.  I live on a lake; people on lakes are fireworks OBSESSED for some reason.  They go off alllllll summer without regard for holidays.  And we of course have a ton of mosquitoes.  And the motorcycles......we live right near a biker bar.  Do I really need to say more?  That shiit echoes across the entire lake!!!!  And one guy even drives his bike really fast back and forth up and down our dead end street.  REALLY?!?!?!?  You need to do that?!?!?........But okay, seriously I love summer and I'm happy it's here. :-)  

nyg2042

I hate shaving, but flip flops make up for that times 1000.

Akiesha

Those darn mosquito's! Oh and Ticks as well!

bridenamedjenn

karmajupiter:

all of the above, seriously, all of it.  summer is my least favorite season. 

What she said ^^

Summer sucks.

Clarinet35

I loathe sweating. And our humidity is ALWAYS high, so it feels like you can't breathe and your hair always looks ratchet. Plus I hate having to shave more often, the fact that I don't have a pool, and the fact that I'm too fat to wear sleeveless shirts and shorts in public. Rawr.

Bring it on, Fall!! Pumpkins, football, hayrides, bonfires, pumpkin spice lattes, Halloween, crunchy leaves, aaaah!