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  • I actually like Ace. Not a fan of Knute at all.
  • I like Ace, too.

    Knute makes me thing of Newt which makes me think of Gingrich which makes me want to hurl. 

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    I'm going to pronounce his name Asss nut.

    Assnut Johnson

    poor kid. 

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    image morgann2010:
    I'm going to pronounce his name Asss nut.

    Assnut Johnson

    poor kid. 

    They covered all the vital areas. Asss, nuts and d!ck.



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  • She turned me into a newt!

     

     

    ...I got better. 

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    She turned me into a newt!

    ...I got better. 

    Thank you for reminding me that I have that movie somewhere on my computer. I need to watch it now.

    No problem! I just turned to youtube just to see that clip. 

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    The article says its pronounced kanoot.

     

    cause that's better!...?

    Poor kid. At first glance I read it as Acne for a split second. Good luck, be thankful your parents are rich.

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  • Ace isn't the worst name, considering JS is the mother.
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  • When my coworker read this out, I thought she said Ace Canoe.  LOL

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  • She was pregnant?!?!
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    We have one more hope for a normal name. C'mon Will and Kate!


    They will name their child something normal, or at least I hope they will!

    I forgot JS named her daughter Maxwell! That poor girl.
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    I do agree with this.

    Although the whole potential for an "a$snut" situation is no bueno.

    Is Knute pronounced "Noot"?

    Pronounced Ka-nute

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    The article says its pronounced kanoot.

    That's what one of my co-workers just said.  It's wrong on so many levels.

    And this is what I think of ACE:image

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    image kiraliz2:
    The article says its pronounced kanoot.

    That's what one of my co-workers just said.  It's wrong on so many levels.

    And this is what I think of ACE:

    Your new siggy pic is awesome.

    Thanks lady! Smile

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    I'm going to pronounce his name Asss nut.

    FTW, two posts in ...

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  • JFC people, Knute is a real name. 

    King Cnut, conqueror of freaking Anglo-Saxon England?  No?  The goddamn polar bear then?

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    Oh, that is fantastic. This...this is wine. Yeah. Look what all these idiots are drinking. Look at these dicks!
    Obviously it's not really delicious, like hot chocolate or Coke, but for wine...brilliant.
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    JFC people, Knute is a real name. 

    King Cnut, conqueror of freaking Anglo-Saxon England?  No?  The goddamn polar bear then?

    Nevaeh is a real name, too, and we all know most people's feelings on that around here. 

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    JFC people, Knute is a real name. 

    King Cnut, conqueror of freaking Anglo-Saxon England?  No?  The goddamn polar bear then?

    Nevaeh is a real name, too, and we all know most people's feelings on that around here. 

    Yeah no.  I don't mean real like "maybe if I wish real hard, it will become real."  I mean like people have been named this for a 1000 years real.

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    Oh, that is fantastic. This...this is wine. Yeah. Look what all these idiots are drinking. Look at these dicks!
    Obviously it's not really delicious, like hot chocolate or Coke, but for wine...brilliant.
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    JFC people, Knute is a real name. 

    King Cnut, conqueror of freaking Anglo-Saxon England?  No?  The goddamn polar bear then?

    Nevaeh is a real name, too, and we all know most people's feelings on that around here. 

    Yeah no.  I don't mean real like "maybe if I wish real hard, it will become real."  I mean like people have been named this for a 1000 years real.

    I get that but it doesn't make it immune to teasing. My FIL has a "real name", too, dating back hundreds of years and it's terrible. He doesn't even use it. 

    The names Mash, Amaziah, Dodo, and Zebedee are all in the Bible but I would bet people would still have comments to make on them if they were used now. 

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  • British history nerds get ragey, okay?
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  • At first I thought it was maybe in tribute to Knute Rockne?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knute_Rockne 


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