Crap I have a perfect one... but I just left. I'll post as soon as I get home!
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
I finally copied all of my phone pictures to the computer and I came across this gem of my son, future Mr. Staring Creepy Guy. I hope he doesn't grow up to want to make bumpie pajamas.
I see your baby drinking a beer...And raise you a baby drinking a martini!
Shizzzz is about to get real. I can't even believe I'm posting this one... These poor kids. Maybe they'll find each other one day and get married and we can have these blown up at their wedding!
Maybe if I play it cool no one will notice I'm underage...
Crap she caught me, laugh it off
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
nbsp;MBee:nbsp;Shizzzz is about to get real. I can't even believe I'm posting this one... These poor kids. Maybe they'll find each other one day and get married and we can have these blown up at their wedding!nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;
Can this please be the opening photo during her birthday video?
nbsp;MBee:nbsp;Shizzzz is about to get real. I can't even believe I'm posting this one... These poor kids. Maybe they'll find each other one day and get married and we can have these blown up at their wedding!nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;
Can this please be the opening photo during her birthday video?
My friend was talking about getting a brazillian wax today and that her chocolate starfish may be fuzz free soon. First, I wouldnt even want that waxed as I dont want anyone down there. Second, I cant remember the last time that area has had any action. Must have been right before I got pregnant. Last I dont want that area to have any action. I'm so vanilla now.
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
My H keeps begging for 69 action. I am too fat to be up there. All I can think the whole time is how is he able to breathe? How on earth can this be appealing? But he doesnt seem to care. Boggles my mind.
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
OK Jugs, you win the poop war, hands down. I didn't think you'd go way back to the newborn stage.
Now bear with me as it's my first attempt at using tinypic on mobile, but I have a bit of baby porn. Nothing to racey, so don't worry:
AW thats cute and inappropriate at the same time
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
My H keeps begging for 69 action. I am too fat to be up there. All I can think the whole time is how is he able to breathe? How on earth can this be appealing? But he doesnt seem to care. Boggles my mind.
We have this conversation like once a month. I am not AT ALL interested in that. It's not hot. Neither of us are hot. It's not like porn. Stop it. It's gross. I don't want to.
OK Jugs, you win the poop war, hands down. I didn't think you'd go way back to the newborn stage.
Now bear with me as it's my first attempt at using tinypic on mobile, but I have a bit of baby porn. Nothing to racey, so don't worry:
nese, if Emery is so sneaky already, I worry for you for when she is a teenager.
I very worried too. She already does some crazy stuff and she is only 1 lol.
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Shizzzz is about to get real. I can't even believe I'm posting this one... These poor kids. Maybe they'll find each other one day and get married and we can have these blown up at their wedding!
These baby war pictures are hilarious. This should be a regular thing.
My H keeps begging for 69 action. I am too fat to be up there. All I can think the whole time is how is he able to breathe? How on earth can this be appealing? But he doesnt seem to care. Boggles my mind.
OK I don't get the whole 69 appeal. Like I can't freaking concentrate on my own shiz when I'm blowing him. Its way too awkward and there is no way and happy ending for me is coming from that. And this is anytime, not just post-baby fat time.
Now can someone explan the BAD acronym to me? I don't get it.
My H keeps begging for 69 action. I am too fat to be up there. All I can think the whole time is how is he able to breathe? How on earth can this be appealing? But he doesnt seem to care. Boggles my mind.
OK I don't get the whole 69 appeal. Like I can't freaking concentrate on my own shiz when I'm blowing him. Its way too awkward and there is no way and happy ending for me is coming from that. And this is anytime, not just post-baby fat time.
Now can someone explan the BAD acronym to me? I don't get it.
Bumping After Dark: where it gets a little creepy
Ha yes I just saw Jessie's thread below. Damn. My stepsister gets married and I spend the evening away from the bump and miss drammmmmaaa!
FTR, I'm Team Jacob. So y'all can decide to love me or hate me now
My H keeps begging for 69 action. I am too fat to be up there. All I can think the whole time is how is he able to breathe? How on earth can this be appealing? But he doesnt seem to care. Boggles my mind.
OK I don't get the whole 69 appeal. Like I can't freaking concentrate on my own shiz when I'm blowing him. Its way too awkward and there is no way and happy ending for me is coming from that. And this is anytime, not just post-baby fat time.
Now can someone explan the BAD acronym to me? I don't get it.
BAD = BUMP AFTER DARK LOL. Like Cinemax
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Omigawd... You guys are really exercising my abilities. Add this one to the husband war pile, please.
I'm dying over here. DYING.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! WTF?!?! That is HYSTERICAL!
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! WTF?!?! That is HYSTERICAL!
My H and his best man on a statue tiger at the zoo. They might love each other a bit. I've questioned his sexuality on more than one occasion because of this bromance!
I'll just leave this right here for you to mull over...
My poor BehBeh was not cute when she was balding
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
I'll be honest... I was not at all one of those mothers that thought their kid was beautiful....I looked at her for the first week or so like....Yikes. Obviously she's grown out of the awkward phase you see below
My adorable husband found this clip on tie out in the middle of nowhere on location! Apparently the guys all took pics of themselves with it. Working hard for that paper. Ha!
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My adorable husband found this clip on tie out in the middle of nowhere on location! Apparently the guys all took pics of themselves with it. Working hard for that paper. Ha!
What a professional look! It should be a daily staple.
My adorable husband found this clip on tie out in the middle of nowhere on location! Apparently the guys all took pics of themselves with it. Working hard for that paper. Ha!
My adorable husband found this clip on tie out in the middle of nowhere on location! Apparently the guys all took pics of themselves with it. Working hard for that paper. Ha!
What a professional look! It should be a daily staple.
Absolutely!! Maybe I'll write a letter! New dress code!
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nbsp;nbsp;I'll be honest... I was not at all one of those mothers that thought their kid was beautiful....I looked at her for the first week or so like....Yikes. Obviously she's grown out of the awkward phase you see below :
I agree. Looking back, the newborn phase was not good to DS. Is it good for any baby, really? Also, is it bad that all the pictures on my phone are of my kid?
My phone, my fb, my instagram... Same old song... All photos of my kid
I'll be honest... I was not at all one of those mothers that thought their kid was beautiful....I looked at her for the first week or so like....Yikes. Obviously she's grown out of the awkward phase you see below
Awkward Eleanor needs her own thread. I cannot stop laughing. Don't tell her.
I was going to try to stay away from the internet for a little bit this weekend but this thread is hilarious! The babushka one is my fav. And creepy staring baby.
nbsp;nbsp;I'll be honest... I was not at all one of those mothers that thought their kid was beautiful....I looked at her for the first week or so like....Yikes. Obviously she's grown out of the awkward phase you see below :
I agree. Looking back, the newborn phase was not good to DS. Is it good for any baby, really? Also, is it bad that all the pictures on my phone are of my kid?
My phone, my fb, my instagram... Same old song... All photos of my kid
True story. I just looked through my phone and every picture in the past 2 months has Robin in it, except for this one of my cat:
Its good to have goals... Clearly your feline friend is very driven. I like it.
Re: Paging Nese...BAD Related.
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
I see your baby drinking a beer...And raise you a baby drinking a martini!
Sorry it's huge... I'm over tinypic right now.
Agreed... I've always thought she looked like one of the characters from Disney Pixar's Antz.
MBee:
Shizzzz is about to get real. I can't even believe I'm posting this one... These poor kids. Maybe they'll find each other one day and get married and we can have these blown up at their wedding!
Maybe if I play it cool no one will notice I'm underage...
Crap she caught me, laugh it off
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Can this please be the opening photo during her birthday video?
Such a ham!
PShhh at her 16th birthday.
Also late night FFC
My friend was talking about getting a brazillian wax today and that her chocolate starfish may be fuzz free soon. First, I wouldnt even want that waxed as I dont want anyone down there. Second, I cant remember the last time that area has had any action. Must have been right before I got pregnant. Last I dont want that area to have any action. I'm so vanilla now.
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Late night FFC Part II
My H keeps begging for 69 action. I am too fat to be up there. All I can think the whole time is how is he able to breathe? How on earth can this be appealing? But he doesnt seem to care. Boggles my mind.
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
AW thats cute and inappropriate at the same time
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
We have this conversation like once a month. I am not AT ALL interested in that. It's not hot. Neither of us are hot. It's not like porn. Stop it. It's gross. I don't want to.
I guess I'm vanilla too... smh!
I play to win
I very worried too. She already does some crazy stuff and she is only 1 lol.
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
This is the best I could do on short notice.
OMG Owen:
Mine and his babushka
OK I don't get the whole 69 appeal. Like I can't freaking concentrate on my own shiz when I'm blowing him. Its way too awkward and there is no way and happy ending for me is coming from that. And this is anytime, not just post-baby fat time.
Now can someone explan the BAD acronym to me? I don't get it.
xx alpha was here xx
Oliver, smile with your eyes!
Ha yes I just saw Jessie's thread below. Damn. My stepsister gets married and I spend the evening away from the bump and miss drammmmmaaa!
FTR, I'm Team Jacob. So y'all can decide to love me or hate me now
mightybee:adorebella:Also, H wars Mine and his babushka Great eyebrows.
Omigawd... You guys are really exercising my abilities. Add this one to the husband war pile, please.
Brushing his teeth, after his shower, wearing his bathrobe, sitting on the pot, while holding one of our boys.
Omigawd... You guys are really exercising my abilities. Add this one to the husband war pile, please.
I'm dying over here. DYING.
BAD = BUMP AFTER DARK LOL. Like Cinemax
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
I'm dying over here. DYING.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! WTF?!?! That is HYSTERICAL!
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
I am still facepalming this shiiiiit but Tiger Tom totes takes the cake!!!!
My H and his best man on a statue tiger at the zoo. They might love each other a bit. I've questioned his sexuality on more than one occasion because of this bromance!
I'll just leave this right here for you to mull over...
My poor BehBeh was not cute when she was balding
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Having my poor innocent nephew flip me off
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Photo bombing us
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
I'll be honest... I was not at all one of those mothers that thought their kid was beautiful....I looked at her for the first week or so like....Yikes. Obviously she's grown out of the awkward phase you see below
My adorable husband found this clip on tie out in the middle of nowhere on location! Apparently the guys all took pics of themselves with it. Working hard for that paper. Ha!
What a professional look! It should be a daily staple.
Super cute!!
Absolutely!! Maybe I'll write a letter! New dress code!
My phone, my fb, my instagram... Same old song... All photos of my kid
Awkward Eleanor needs her own thread. I cannot stop laughing. Don't tell her.
Twins
Its good to have goals... Clearly your feline friend is very driven. I like it.