WTF Wednesday

bumpuser1282882

Let's hear it, ladies!

bumpuser1282882

I don't usually have one, but this week I do.

WTF, DH's buddy and his wife?! You've been trying for 8 months now and since "nothing is happening", you've already been to the doctor and she's already on "fertility drugs"? I seriously hope there is more to that story, but somehow I doubt it.

sunlavender

WTF Air Conditioner?  Why must you go belly up during a 90 degree week?  Especially three days before we leave for vacation making it hard to schedule getting you fixed/replaced?

flowerx2

WTF body just ovulate already. We have awesome timing and I'm tired of taking opks.

modernfairytale8709

Kkari81:

WTF body just ovulate already. We have awesome timing and I'm tired of taking opks.

I'm very sorry for your loss. It can take your body a while to get back to "normal" after a CP. Hang in there.

Honey127

WTF CD1.......

von1976

WTF CD-1? Why do you make me so angry? I woke up in such a terrible mood this morning, and then stomping around to get ready for work I kept forgetting things. I was ready to punch myself in the face by the time I left for work!

WTF HOA? You acknowledge that the water damage inside our condo is because of improperly installed flashing on the outside that YOU are responsible for. Now you are dragging your heels to fix it when the damage on the inside continues to get worse? Please tell me again how you are not responsible for damage to the inside of the unit.

macj123

WTF development company that DH had a phone interview with yesterday.  The interview went well and you were supposed to email him a behavior assessment form and then follow up with a face-to-face meeting. I know that it's only been 24 hours but we really need this job and it's exactly what DH wants to do!  I know that I'm being impatient and am hopeful that he'll get the job, but just email the form already please.

britt6292

WTF rain...we are trying to move here! And now my box springs are soaked so we are sleeping on a mattress on the floor!

And WTF me, i forgot to buy coffee. If has been a rough morning without it!

rockopera

WTF self. Get out of bed, you have to go to work.

Sarah52Beth

Just wtf...

CD day 40. Never have a cycle this long. No period. No period symptoms which I always have.

Can't turn a dammn test.

LaurenAsh23

WTF...It's only Wednesday???

 That's how I feel today. This week has seemed so long. Luckily the next 2 weeks are short weeks for me!

Also, I was mad that someone was parked in my parking spot this morning at work. I parked in what I think is an empty spot...hope no one gets mad at me! 

pohare33

WTF CD75?  7 5 !!  seriously?  who was it that had a CD200 party here?

Rach604

LaurenAsh23:

WTF...It's only Wednesday???

 That's how I feel today. This week has seemed so long. Luckily the next 2 weeks are short weeks for me!

Also, I was mad that someone was parked in my parking spot this morning at work. I parked in what I think is an empty spot...hope no one gets mad at me! 

I am with you on this one... yesterday I referred to Saturday as "tomorrow".  Obviously wishful thinking. 

Rach604

WTF body.  Why did you wake me up at 3 in the morning with the runs and terrible nausea?  After that hour of being curled up on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night it's going to be even harder to get through the day.  On the other hand, at least that means I'm tote preggers. 

Pipes134

WTF armpit zit?!  Where did you come from, and why do you exist?  How come I can't pop you, and why do you hurt so badly?

dragossoul84

WTF DH why do you lose the cloth diaper safe diaper cream and the one time I ask you do do the diaper laundry it mysteriously comes up missing three inserts WTH I really feel like you screw up the house work so I wont ask you some times.

WTF Older sister how do you not know if your daughters have any skin or food sensitivities they are teenagers you should know by now. ( I am buying the toiletries and some food for a week long family trip and had to ask everyone)

WTF Sprint why is I have to pay for a new phone because you cannot send me one that isnt defective sure I appreciate you moving my upgrade eligibility so I only had to pay 200 but seriously that was 200 I shouldnt have had to pay you should be able to send me an galaxy 2 not make me buy a galaxy 4

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WTF coworker? Having your music that loud can not be good for your ears!  If you insist on going deaf before you are 40 that's your business.. but could you at least listen to something good? I'm tired of your crap music!

divinemsbee

WTF fridge?! W T F. After a nice unplugged trip to see family, coming home to a fridge with a broken motor and thermostat was not on my agenda. Especially since the 12 hour trip home included H getting his first speeding ticket and spending an hour and a half getting through Houston. There's nothing like cleaning out 100 dollars worth of groceries from the freezer. At least maybe the bugs enjoyed the week defrosted organic free-range chicken juice.

pohare33

krptcmschfmkr128:

pohare33:

WTF CD75?  7 5 !!  seriously?  who was it that had a CD200 party here?

Kiki!

 

 

 

I have another WTF - WTF cat who decided to piss on my bed last night? If one of you does it again today, you're all out. NONE of you are unhealthy and the boxes were cleaned.  Knock if the fuuuuck off and stop being @zzholes.

yes kiki!! 

bad kitty!  i'd be super pissed.

 annnnd.... i am now on CD1!  so i'll revise to: WTF body - you better ovulate this time.

tealowl

WTF myself - why did you drink so much wine yesterday? Now you have a hangover at work. You are a ding dong.

kali55

WTF co-worker?  Please stop telling me long, pointless stories.  I just listened for 5 minutes to a story about her rug cleaner.  Basically, she bought a rug cleaner.  The end.  But she made that last for at least 5 minutes of my life that I can never get back

kinge16

WTF AF. Come or go, but don't keep changing your mind. As if this whole process isn't enough of a Mind FLuck.

Also, WTF dog! We have taken you to the new dog park 3 times in the last 4 days. Can you please NOT freak out and need tons of attention during my video conference calls?! Also-why are the tennis balls you steal from tennis courts so much better than the ones from the pet store that you destroy in 30 seconds flat.

and you carry the stolen one around like a golden goose.

I dont get it. are you a clepto dog, and just proud of your trophy? 

Peaceb0ne

WTF coworker. Your breath reeks! Seriously, did you eat cat shiiiit for breakfast? Just communicate through email, because if you come over to my cube to discuss this project one more time I'm going to barf all over you. 

tinamorgan

WTF Anxiety! Please go away.  You are making my life miserable. 

Pepper6

WTF weather?  119* on Friday?  Really?  I get that it's summer, but that's seriously not cool (pun intended).

 

WTF body?  How do you decide to gain 5 lbs even though I've been eating healthier AND working out 5 times a week?  I was the same weight for months eating Taco Bell every day and lounging on the couch, but as soon as I add veggies and a daily dose of burning 100s of calories, you gain.  It seriously better just be muscle... 

Drgn30

kali55:

WTF co-worker?  Please stop telling me long, pointless stories.  I just listened for 5 minutes to a story about her rug cleaner.  Basically, she bought a rug cleaner.  The end.  But she made that last for at least 5 minutes of my life that I can never get back

 

This is the worst.  Sometimes I think people keep rambling because they're afraid their story is boring/uninteresting/stupid, so they simply drag it out.  Worse still is when you start giving body language that clearly means wrap it up, but they keep going anyway!  I just sat through a 2 minute soliloquy, the message of which was "sometimes people living in apartment complexes don't like when their neighbors smoke."  yeah ... great insight ... thanks for sharing

pohare33

WTF taco bell?  I ate you for dinner last night, now I smell like tacos, and I'm not knocked up!  that can't be right.

angelsnight

I have two.

WTF ovaries, why haven't you Od yet?  My first positive OPK was Saturday, and today is Wednesday.  I know I still have a shot to O today since FF says I might between CD17-21 (today is 21) but it's stressing me out.  My track record for Oing is very poor, and now that my body has worked for the last two cycles I am terrified it will decide to stop working again, so I'm praying I O today so I can stop worrying about it.

WTF work, why must I change desks again.  In the six years that I've been in this department, tomorrow will be my 9th desk move.  The last one was just a few months ago, stop moving us!

mandacann

WTF boobs, why cause you gotta hurt so much! Every month since I got my IUD out my boobs hurt earlier and earlier before my period. Not only is it getting in the way of working out, It hurts to sleep, walk, move. Ugh I'd rip them off if I could! 

Rocknroll64

WTF internet service provider! We haven't had internet access or access to our email at work for 3 days. Get your shiit together.

themrsJRD

WTF feet.. y u no like wearing shoes anymore, especially heels?? Blisters are lame.

hollyweenOR

WTF, summer cold? Blow me. Bloooowww meeeeeee. At least I got called off work this am- WOOO! I can lie around in my jammies! Which I am still in. At noon. Feelin' awesome.