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How to have teh babies by Teal Owl.

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1. Flunk at spelling your entire life. Also, fluck punctuation.
2. Never familiarize yourself with the basics of the World Wide Web, especially online communities.
3. Don't ever bother to understand your lady body, especially your uterus and vagina. Don't read the directions on any birth control packaging. TRUST ME.
4. Have sex. Call it BD or 'being intimate' or 'making love'. Just call it something stupid.
5. Supermoon.
6. Tuesday.
7. Have a period, then a clear one, then have a negative pregnancy test. Always have your periods on time and irregular at the same time.
8. Get rid of all your perfume. All you need is taco seasoning.
9. Have misly sore boos.
10. Plan yo baby shower biitch, you're totes pregs!

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  • CiderWenchCiderWench member
    I'm doing it all wrong... Crying
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    imageCiderWench:
    I'm doing it all wrong... Crying

    It's because you are SO MEAN on the Internet!!11!

    "Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."

    TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.

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  • Tamma254Tamma254 member

    imageCiderWench:
    I'm doing it all wrong... Crying

    Me, too. ::sad face::

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  • EmilyA724EmilyA724 member
    Yes.
    Me 31  <3  DH 34
    TTC #1 5/13 BFP #3 5/2/14 DD born 1/19/15
    NTNP #2 8/17 BFP 12/13/18 ED 8/21/19
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  • mmb248mmb248 member

    DH and I are now calling it relations.

    Here's some smell goods.  40% less sodium.  That's heart healthy.


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    Me: 33     DH: 38
    TTC since August 2011
    DX:  PCOS and subseptate uterus
    August 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + IUI TI = BFN
    September 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + TI = BFN
    October 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + IUI canceled
    November 2013:  NTNP
    April 2013:  Femara + Trigger + IUI = ???
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    Rofl
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  • kinge16kinge16 member
    mangos in ma cooch!
    Me: 33 DH:34
    DD: 4-5-14


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  • mfoster5mfoster5 member
    This made my day
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  • TUSBride22TUSBride22 member
    imageteal owl:
    1. Flunk at spelling your entire life. Also, fluck punctuation.2. Never familiarize yourself with the basics of the World Wide Web, especially online communities.3. Don't ever bother to understand your lady body, especially your uterus and vagina. Don't read the directions on any birth control packaging. TRUST ME.4. Have sex. Call it BD or 'being intimate' or 'making love'. Just call it something stupid.5. Supermoon.6. Tuesday.7. Have a period, then a clear one, then have a negative pregnancy test. Always have your periods on time and irregular at the same time.8. Get rid of all your perfume. All you need is taco seasoning.9. Have misly sore boos.10. Plan yo baby shower biitch, you're totes pregs!


    It's now confirmed: I love you. With taco seasoning sprinkled on top.
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  • Clarinet35Clarinet35
    I'm still a fan of "romance bliss". :P
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  • jcsumm0jcsumm0 member
    At what point do I add clomid for "da extra boost"?
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  • mmb248mmb248 member

    imagejcsumm0:
    At what point do I add clomid for "da extra boost"?

    You should discuss that at your pre-conception appointment before you go off BCP.  After all, you've been totes regular for the past 5 years and you're still not KU.  That's a problem.

     

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    Me: 33     DH: 38
    TTC since August 2011
    DX:  PCOS and subseptate uterus
    August 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + IUI TI = BFN
    September 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + TI = BFN
    October 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + IUI canceled
    November 2013:  NTNP
    April 2013:  Femara + Trigger + IUI = ???
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    imageTUSBride22:
    imageteal owl:
    1. Flunk at spelling your entire life. Also, fluck punctuation.2. Never familiarize yourself with the basics of the World Wide Web, especially online communities.3. Don't ever bother to understand your lady body, especially your uterus and vagina. Don't read the directions on any birth control packaging. TRUST ME.4. Have sex. Call it BD or 'being intimate' or 'making love'. Just call it something stupid.5. Supermoon.6. Tuesday.7. Have a period, then a clear one, then have a negative pregnancy test. Always have your periods on time and irregular at the same time.8. Get rid of all your perfume. All you need is taco seasoning.9. Have misly sore boos.10. Plan yo baby shower biitch, you're totes pregs!
    It's now confirmed: I love you. With taco seasoning sprinkled on top.

    Baby Taco Dust Seasoning!

    "Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."

    TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.

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  • rockoperarockopera member
    Supermoon. Taco dust.

    I am lmao over here.
    baby boy: 3.19.2014
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  • Ladiebug710Ladiebug710 member
    This is delightful, but you forgot the most important part of the BD, the BLAST OFF!  lol lol

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  • tealowltealowl member

    imageLadiebug710:
    This is delightful, but you forgot the most important part of the BD, the BLAST OFF!  lol lol

    lol lol

     

    That was the greatest. Wonder where she is now...

    "Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."

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  • herecomesthesunherecomesthesun member
    You are taco-licious, my dear.
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  • ksuRN09ksuRN09 member

    Ooooh, so that's why I'm not pregnant yet. Now it all makes sense! Now I just have to figure out how to become illiterate and forget everything I've learned....hmmmmm....

    ::runs off to bleach brain::

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  • GinFiendGinFiend
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    Word.

    ETA:  Fisting.  Don't forget the fisting.

    I KNEW I was doing something wrong! Time to stock up on KY and rubber gloves if I wanna get pregglified. 

    "Your accent is horrible and your grammar not much better." "But apart from that-" "Also, it sounded like you were asking the baker how his penis is, which I don't think was your intention at all." "Ah. Best we stick to English, then." -James Lovegrove "The Age of Zeus"
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  • elektragreenelektragreen member
    :-D darn it, I knew I was doing something wrong. Thanks for clearing that up!
    Married June 2012
    DH: 31 Me: 30 dx PCOS 2001
    Surprise BFP 12/8/13 EDD 8/14/14
    Stroke: 3/15/14 dx expressive aphasia: had to relearn how to communicate
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  • DemoDollDemoDoll member
    DEAD!


    What did that one chick call sex a couple weeks ago? It was the best one I've seen and I'm drawing a blank.

    ETA: ROMANTIC BLISS!! That's it! Lol
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  • Pipes134Pipes134 member
    I'm out of town so I've been mostly lurking the past few days, but I died laughing at this. Perfect. Also, my boos ARE misly sore. You're my favorite, Teal Owl. 
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  • STBMrsMillerSTBMrsMiller member
    imageDemoDoll:
    DEAD!


    What did that one chick call sex a couple weeks ago? It was the best one I've seen and I'm drawing a blank.

    ETA: ROMANTIC BLISS!! That's it! Lol


    I totally missed this one...how to sneak this into my next conversation about sex with DH?
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    Me (28) - DOR (AFC <10, undetectable AMH, >10 FSH), homozygous E429A MTHFR
    DH (29) - MFI low count and morphology

    September 2013 IUI#1 - Clomid + Trigger + IUI = BFN
    October 2013 IUI#2 - Letrozole + Menopur + Trigger + IUI = BFN

    Nov 2013 IVF/ICSI #1 - Protocol: BCP prep, high doses Menopur and Bravelle (12 days), ganirelex
    Results: 5 retrieved / mature, 4 fertilized, 1 arrested and 3 complex abnormal after day 3 PGS = Cancelled after ER
    Jan/Feb 2014 IVF/ICSI #2 - Protocol: Estrogen priming, high doses Menopur and Bravelle (11 days), microdose lupron
    Results: Cancelled after 11 days of stims due to low response and E2 levels
    Feb 2014 IVF/ICSI #3 - Protocol: No prep, low dose Menopur (6 days), ganirelex, Bravelle booster with trigger
    Results: 1 retrieved / 0 mature = Cancelled after ER

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    October 2014 FET #1 - BCP/Lupron/Estrace/Prometrium, transferred 2 of 4 from match #1, BFN
    December 2014 FET #2 - BCP/Lupron/Estrace/Prometrium, transferred 2 of 4 from match #1, BFN
    March 2015 FET #3 - BCP/Lupron/Estrace/Prometrium, transferred 2 of 6 from match #2, BFN
    May 2015 FET #4 - BCP/Lupron/Estrace/Prometrium, lost 2 to thaw, transferred 2 of 6 from match #2, BFN
    October 2015 FET #5 - Natural cycle, lost 1 from match #3 and 1 from clinic backup to thaw, transferred 1 backup, BFN
    February 2016 FET #6 - Natural cycle, transferred 1 from match #4, B FREAKING P!
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