Because I'm bored.....

Rocknroll64

Anyone want to share something special about themselves or a funny story or really just anything interesting at all? 

Rocknroll64

chickinNH:

Nope

Aww no good stories? booourns. 

CarolinaGirl6

I have an extra wisdom tooth.

And double jointed thumbs.

tealowl

CarolinaGirl6:

I have an extra wisdom tooth. And double jointed thumbs.

I had 6! 4 on the bottom and two on top. Worst surgery ever. I was 16, and refused to see my BF the whole week because I was so swollen in the face.

tealowl

I can cross one eye and not the other. It's freaky looking. And I can make the one eye move around while still keeping the other crossed.

Rocknroll64

teal owl:

I can cross one eye and not the other. It's freaky looking. And I can make the one eye move around while still keeping the other crossed.

I can do this too! I freak people out. 

LollyLawlz

I have an extra tissue in my throat that I can speak with.  Sounds like you would imagine satan to sound!

wifeofafarmer

I'm speshul

tealowl

Rocknroll64:

teal owl:

I can cross one eye and not the other. It's freaky looking. And I can make the one eye move around while still keeping the other crossed.

I can do this too! I freak people out. 

We need to start a vaudeville troupe!

littlesocks

Sure! When I was a toddler I glued myself to the chandelier in our kitchen.
My mom said she went to the bathroom and asked my brother to watch me for 2 minutes. He watched me alright. When my mom found me swinging on the thing she asked my brother why he didn't watch me. He said he did and then explained how the whole thing went down. My brother rocks.

tealowl

LollyLawlz:

I have an extra tissue in my throat that I can speak with.  Sounds like you would imagine satan to sound!

 OMG WTF?!?!

wifeofafarmer

LollyLawlz:

I have an extra tissue in my throat that I can speak with.  Sounds like you would imagine satan to sound!

This kinda creeps me out!

Rocknroll64

Okay I have a story:

One time in college my friend and I were driving to school and we look over and there's this woman standing on the side of the road with her boobs exposed and she was fingering herself!  It was nuts and we were in complete shock.  We pulled over at the next gas station to call the police but there was already a dozen or so people in there doing the same thing. 

CarolinaGirl6

teal owl:

CarolinaGirl6:

I have an extra wisdom tooth. And double jointed thumbs.

I had 6! 4 on the bottom and two on top. Worst surgery ever. I was 16, and refused to see my BF the whole week because I was so swollen in the face.

That sucks so much. They aren't bothering me yet so the dentist hasn't told me to get them pulled but I dread the day that happens.

Rocknroll64

Amsull324:

Sure! When I was a toddler I glued myself to the chandelier in our kitchen. My mom said she went to the bathroom and asked my brother to watch me for 2 minutes. He watched me alright. When my mom found me swinging on the thing she asked my brother why he didn't watch me. He said he did and then explained how the whole thing went down. My brother rocks.

LOL too funny! 

krdesi

I'm bored too, but I can't think of anything interest. I'm boring too! lol

_florette_

My shoulders and elbows are double jointed. Oh and the sun makes me sneeze. I'm always worried I'll get into a car accident when it happens in the car. My tinted glasses don't do their job well.

jaytee16

CarolinaGirl6:

I have an extra wisdom tooth. And double jointed thumbs.

Me too!  My thumbs bend backwards more than 90 degrees.  If I push them together they kind of make the golden arches.

 

littlesocks

Rocknroll64:

Okay I have a story:One time in college my friend and I were driving to school and we look over and there's this woman standing on the side of the road with her boobs exposed and she was fingering herself! nbsp;It was nuts and we were in complete shock. nbsp;We pulled over at the next gas station to call the police but there was already a dozen or so people in there doing the same thing.nbsp;

Wow. You win

tealowl

Rocknroll64:

Okay I have a story:

One time in college my friend and I were driving to school and we look over and there's this woman standing on the side of the road with her boobs exposed and she was fingering herself!  It was nuts and we were in complete shock.  We pulled over at the next gas station to call the police but there was already a dozen or so people in there doing the same thing. 

I wish everyone could see my horror shock face right now.

Gross!

Tamma254

I live in a haunted house, and we're moving stuff around, so the activity has increased the past few days.

Noises, knocking, singing, talking, things moving. Yeah, never a dull moment.

tealowl

One time me and two lady friends were driving around at night back in high school, getting stooooooooned, when in the ditch ahead of us was a blue cat.

We all saw it.

We were freaking out, because OH MY GOD A BLUE CAT WHAT, and I told my friend to speed up and shine her brights on it.

It was a blue Walmart grocery bag.

 

littlesocks

teal owl:

One time me and two lady friends were driving around at nightnbsp;back in high school, getting stooooooooned, when in the ditch ahead of us was a blue cat.
We all saw it.
We were freaking out, because OH MY GOD A BLUE CAT WHAT, and I told my friend to speed upnbsp;andnbsp;shine her brights on it.
It was a blue Walmart grocery bag.
nbsp;

Lol!!

Rocknroll64

jefa621:

I can do this:

That's awesome. 

wifeofafarmer

jefa621:

I can do this:

 

Me too!

Rocknroll64

teal owl:

One time me and two lady friends were driving around at night back in high school, getting stooooooooned, when in the ditch ahead of us was a blue cat.

We all saw it.

We were freaking out, because OH MY GOD A BLUE CAT WHAT, and I told my friend to speed up and shine her brights on it.

It was a blue Walmart grocery bag.

 

bahahaha nice. 

jaytee16

teal owl:

One time me and two lady friends were driving around at night back in high school, getting stooooooooned, when in the ditch ahead of us was a blue cat.

We all saw it.

We were freaking out, because OH MY GOD A BLUE CAT WHAT, and I told my friend to speed up and shine her brights on it.

It was a blue Walmart grocery bag.

 

Bwahahahah!  That's hilarious!   

CarolinaGirl6

jaytee16:

CarolinaGirl6:

I have an extra wisdom tooth.

And double jointed thumbs.

Me too!  My thumbs bend backwards more than 90 degrees.  If I push them together they kind of make the golden arches.

 

Haha, I can do that also. The first time I showed DH it freaked him out.

Rocknroll64

Okay I have another:

It was in the championship game of a high school basketball tournament.  There was about a minute left and my teammate in-bounded the ball to me.  I set up and threw up the nicest three pointer ever! Nothing but net!  Only to realize that I had scored on the wrong net.  Yaaaaaa we lost. 

Also I can blow spit bubbles off my tongue......like floating around bubbles.  

Rocknroll64

lilysylvis:

I have two different colored eyes. Also I can curl my tongue. That second part is not really special though.

Woah that's crazy.  What colors?  Reminds me of the movie Practical Magic. 

LollyLawlz

teal owl:

LollyLawlz:

I have an extra tissue in my throat that I can speak with.  Sounds like you would imagine satan to sound!

 OMG WTF?!?!

I know right?  I can use it whenever.  When I was younger I would use it to cough and my mom would think I would seriously ill and keep me home from school.  Until I used it too much and they figured it out.  Since then I just use it to freak people out or for fun haha

beckynsean11

I think I was too stoned/inebriated when all the cool things happened in my life. My mind's a blank right now.

TUSBride22

Rocknroll64:

Okay I have another:It was in the championship game of a high school basketball tournament. nbsp;There was about a minute left and my teammate inbounded the ball to me. nbsp;I set up and threw up the nicest three pointer ever! Nothing but net! nbsp;Only to realize that I had scored on the wrong net. nbsp;Yaaaaaa we lost.nbsp;Also I can blow spit bubbles off my tongue......like floating around bubbles. nbsp;

Aw, man... That sucks. Lol at the bubbles! That's talent!

LollyLawlz

Also when I get angry one of my pupils becomes MUCH larger then the other.  I'm starting to realize I might be a circus freak.

beckynsean11

LollyLawlz:

teal owl:

LollyLawlz:

I have an extra tissue in my throat that I can speak with.  Sounds like you would imagine satan to sound!

 OMG WTF?!?!

I know right?  I can use it whenever.  When I was younger I would use it to cough and my mom would think I would seriously ill and keep me home from school.  Until I used it too much and they figured it out.  Since then I just use it to freak people out or for fun haha

I feel like I need to hear this.  

Rocknroll64

beckynsean11:

LollyLawlz:

teal owl:

LollyLawlz:

I have an extra tissue in my throat that I can speak with.  Sounds like you would imagine satan to sound!

 OMG WTF?!?!

I know right?  I can use it whenever.  When I was younger I would use it to cough and my mom would think I would seriously ill and keep me home from school.  Until I used it too much and they figured it out.  Since then I just use it to freak people out or for fun haha

I feel like I need to hear this.  

LOL me too! I keep hearing that voice the girl makes in the Exorcist. 

TUSBride22

Ok the story about the lady on the corner reminded me of this. When I was a flight attendant, we used to fly to Canada and Mexico and would have to hand out those international customs forms. We were passing them out and this couple in the back borrowed my pen to fill out their form. I walked up to the front for something, and as I made my way back the guy was totally fingering his girlfriend no blanket! and as I walked past horrified, he stopped. But the best part? He tried to give me my pen back. Yeeeeah, I let him keep it.

Rocknroll64

TUSBride22:

Ok the story about the lady on the corner reminded me of this. When I was a flight attendant, we used to fly to Canada and Mexico and would have to hand out those international customs forms. We were passing them out and this couple in the back borrowed my pen to fill out their form. I walked up to the front for something, and as I made my way back the guy was totally fingering his girlfriend no blanket! and as I walked past horrified, he stopped. But the best part? He tried to give me my pen back. Yeeeeah, I let him keep it.

Oh gross.  lol. 

Clarinet35

Here's my most embarrassing story to date:

I played community league softball for 12 years growing up, until I moved away for college. I am a hefty girl, but I could smack the ball hard and far and was a kick arse first baseman. My last year playing, over the fence home runs had become pretty regular for me. And since it was community league, the announcers would always "reward" home run hitters with a free hot dog after the game.

Okay, so I was up to bat, I hit the ball and it went soaring into the air. Anyone who knows anything about the sport knows that you immediately run after contact, you don't wait and watch what happens. You can kind of look and run at the same time if you think it's going over. So I start hauling my big butt to first base as fast as I could, and the base just happens to have a corner sticking up out of the dirt. I tripped, gravity took me, and I fell flat on my face smack dab in between first and second base.

The standing, cheering crowd immediately hushed and sat down, a few people whispering and a few people chuckling. I got up, saw that the ball had gone over the fence, and tried my best not to cry as I half jogged my now dusty and bleeding self around the rest of the bases to touch home.

As I crossed home plate, the announcer calls out, "Somebody give that girl a hotdog!"

FML.

ETA: wow y'all, didn't mean for that to be a novel! But read it, I promise you'll laugh. :]

jaytee16

lilysylvis:

I have two different colored eyes. Also I can curl my tongue. That second part is not really special though.

My eyes change between green and blue, I always ask someone near me what colour they are when I have to fill out a form!  What I'm wearing largely influences this.  I also have a hazel-y speckle in one of them.  

britt6292

lilysylvis:

I have two different colored eyes. Also I can curl my tongue. That second part is not really special though.

Pone of my best friends has two different colored eyes.i don't even notice it on her anymore but others sure do!