I know, genetics.
I know, lotion isn't actually proven to really prevent anything.
But dang. I know what invention needs to happen next! Come on science guys, help a girl out. I know we are supposed to be proud of the stretch marks because of what they represent, but I secretly was hoping I wouldn't get them. But nope, 6 months and its official, they are beginning on the front of the belly. Damn you skin elasticity damn you!!!
Re: Screw you stretch marks