this is a conversation my niece (she's 5) had with my sister:
Niece (talking to my sis): I wish Bruno Mars was your husband.
Sister: Why? Do you even know who Bruno Mars is?
Niece: yep. he's a boy and sings good and he's a good dancer. if he was your husband that would make him my daddy and I could look at him all day because he's pretty.
my niece is awesome!
Re: my niece & bruno mars
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."