nauseous vagina

karirlaw

I suddenly feel like I want to throw up out of my vagina. Has anyone else had this feeling. It's disgusting.

Wtf

Erinm278

Ummmmm what?

valstulas

No, I can't say I've ever felt that. I'm not quite sure what you mean.

notaffected1

Huh?

karirlaw

I don't know feeling so sick down there. Yuck. Like I just need to sit on the toilet and stay there. Is it the baby pressure? Stretching?

[Deleted User]

Like you feel nauseous in your lower stomach?

karirlaw

maryannespier:

Does not compute.

I agree, does not compute for me either and it's happening TO me. Maybe it's cramping?

karirlaw

Asbromle:

Like you feel nauseous in your lower stomach?

Yes, I feel like I want to expel something out of there all the sudden. Maybe it's just sudden cramping?

[Deleted User]

I don't know...maybe it's the baby's position? It sounds like a yucky feeling, hope it goes away.

karirlaw

Ohhhh I didn't think of that. I will have to keep an eye out for symptoms.

I did just have a little diarrhea from the pressure. I thought that would provide relief but it hasn't. Ick. Guess its my nalgene bottle and the couch for me tonight.

valstulas

etoille:

This post should win some kind of award.

Agreed.

valstulas

karirlaw:

Ohhhh I didn't think of that. I will have to keep an eye out for symptoms.

I did just have a little diarrhea from the pressure. I thought that would provide relief but it hasn't. Ick. Guess its my nalgene bottle and the couch for me tonight.

You don't think you're in labor, do you?

Lelo2006

First time for everything.

opheliainwaders

etoille:

This post should win some kind of award.

Word.

karirlaw

No, I'm not in that kind of pain. Labor pain, sorry, forgot to quote. Mobile bumping.

I will just hydrate hydrate hydrate as that seems to be the answer for everything.

valstulas

karirlaw:

No, I'm not in that kind of pain.

Okay, just checking.

karirlaw

maryannespier:

Anyone else either immediately read this to their DH or totally unable to get the visual of a vomiting vag out of their mind?

Lol you're welcome

arlingirl

etoille:

This post should win some kind of award.

Amen. Just the post title made my day. I can't stop laughing.  

valstulas

maryannespier:

Anyone else either immediately read this to their DH or totally unable to get the visual of a vomiting vag out of their mind?

Lol, I told my friend who is in early labor about it. She's like, "Yeah, I think my vag wants to barf, too!!!"

karirlaw

valstulas:

maryannespier:

Anyone else either immediately read this to their DH or totally unable to get the visual of a vomiting vag out of their mind?

Lol, I told my friend who is in early labor about it. She's like, "Yeah, I think my vag wants to barf, too!!!"

LOL Thankfully someone who shares my pain.

Liz4444

I... Ummm... Oh my...

jackson290721

maryannespier:

Anyone else either immediately read this to their DH or totally unable to get the visual of a vomiting vag out of their mind?

At this moment I really wish i didnt have such an active imagination.  

M0ON

etoille:

This post should win some kind of award.

Second this. 

ceechie

Now all I'm thinking is "barfing babies." That's all labor is. It's barfing babies out the vag. Fantastic.
This gets a gold star.
Edit: was going to quote etiolle about the award. So beyond true.

flkong

etoille:

This post should win some kind of award.

The award for "WTF??"  

Myrrhaj

Better to have a nauseous vagina, rather than a nauseating vagina....

P.S. I recommend Zofran or psychoanalysis. I'm kidding! I'm kidding! This post did cause me and hubby to laugh our flucking asses off though. Thanks for that. Hope the sensation goes away and that you
feel better soon.

sparkymcgeee

How did I miss this post?! Can we just always have this bumped up? Like forever? Whenever we don't see it someone needs to go find it and bump it up.

[Deleted User]

I know!  I was wondering how you missed it:)