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Open Letter Wednesday
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Re: Open Letter Wednesday
Dear time-
Go by fast today. I'm ready to go home.
LoCarb
I miss you. I wish you would come to me at night. Or rather, I wish you would come to DS2 at night. Pass the coffee please....
Signed, walking zombie
Dear Medela PISA
I don't like you very much. After having so many issues with you when I was pumping with DS1 and having you replaced twice under the warranty, I am again, having issues with your pump. Not cool.
Signed, switching to Hygeia
Dear Orthopedic Surgeon,
Good news tomorrow, mmk?? Surgery should not cross your lips.
Signed, don't have time for this crap
Dear DH,
Please get the grocery shopping done today. You took the whole week off to get things done, so please do them.
Signed, your tired working wifey.
Dear work,
It's freaking cold in here.
Signed, your ice cubed employee
Dear 5am wake up,
I hate you!
<too tired to sign>
I admire you for doing your part to save the earth and stay healthy. And kudos for wearing your helmet.
BUT WHY THE EF ARE YOUR TWO LITTLE GIRLS ON THE BACK OF THE BIKE WITHOUT HELMETS RIDING IN CENTER CITY TRAFFIC?????!!!!!!!!????? You are a jackhole. There is no excuse. None.
Sincerely,
Baffled and disgusted.
Dear MIL/FIL,
Please stop being ridiculous. You're acting like bratty children...it's stressing DH out. Get over yourselves.
Love,
Your DIL that really doesn't want to be put back on the SL because I know you'll somehow blame me for DH being upset, and you'll fail to see how it's your fault in the first place.
Dear DH,
I'm on your side.
Love,
Me
Dear DH,
The repairman fixed the dryer this morning. You know what it was? A g*d damn ink pen. Empty your freaking pockets!
Signed,
DW who refuses to check your pockets because you are not a child
Dear Self,
Just get through this next week or two at work and life will slow down.
Signed,
30 weeks pregnant and over it
Dear DH,
Where was that cheerful attitude that you were lecturing me about last night? We are both tired. It is technically DS waking us but we both made that baby so stop having that ugly tone around him!
Love, Equally tired wife
Dear scale,
Go kick rocks!
Love, Last 2 lbs of baby weight
Does this work on annoying teenage boys who think smoking pot and blaring music all night is so cool?
I know your whole world has been rocked the last couple of weeks, but two hours of fighting over picking up the toys you scattered all over the floor is only eating into the fun projects I have planned. Its like you lost your hearing. This constant yelling and acting out isn't fun for anyone.
Love,
Mommy
Dear Maternity Leave,
Slow down. I like you.
Signed,
Burnt Out