Bloat poke

snickersforeveryone

I generally have no issues with people touching my belly when I'm big and pregnant.  But yesterday SIL just kind of silently poked the bloat. This bothered me for many reasons beyond the fact that she's been on my sh!t list for weeks.

1.  She was VERY against people touching her belly when she was pregnant, especially if they didn't ask first.

2.  It ain't nothin' but gut, which she knows.

3.  She poked it, like you'd poke the Pillsbury Doughboy.  Or an object that you are disgusted by but are also oddly curious about.

4.  She said NOTHING.  Not even a facial expression. That was the extent of her acknowledging the pregnancy.  Awwwwkward.

 

I wanted to puke on her.

lilahbean13

That's so uncomfortably awkward. You should have done it back