so embarassed: banana injury, need advice

potbellypig

OMG I'm so embarrassed to even be asking this and I so wish this was made up...

A few days ago I decided to start "exploring" my lady bits with a banana (peel on, cleaned with warm water and soap).

Anyway, this happened Wednesday afternoon and since a few hours after that I've been in pain in there, like where that woody part of the banana (not the "handle" you open the banana with, but the opposite side) would have been rubbing. I've had to take Tylenol and I'm always aware of it, it feels sore (dull kind of constant pain) any like it would be warm (hard to explain). No funny discharge or bleeding.

Should I wait it out to see if it heals by itself? Maybe I just scratched myself a little? I'm starting to get worried...I'm hesitating to see a Dr here because I'm in a small town and I work in the medical feild, and I'll be really embarrased to say I got a sex injury while going at it with a banada...my dr in the city can't see me until May (which obviously won't do).

potbellypig

kiraliz2:

If by a small chance this isn't MUD, for the love of everything, buy yo' self a proper toy.

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LoveActually4

I would call your doctor and explain you injured your vagina while masturbating with a piece of fruit and see if they can refer you to a gynecologist and a psychiatrist.

RondackHiker

kiraliz2:

If by a small chance this isn't MUD, for the love of everything, buy yo' self a proper toy.

Thi

potbellypig

HilarityEnsued:

I was going to say this should be in the FFFC thread but I actually this is the type of thing that warrants

rachael_c26

You're supposed to sand down that part of the banana before penetration.

Duh.

rachael_c26

Also. LOL at " the woody part of the banana"

DubbleDubs

You are in the medical field and don't know better than to stick the woody part of a banana in your vag?

potbellypig

uconnhuskie007:

potbel

Tamma254

AshPal61:

a banana tree might sprout from your vagina in the next couple of weeks.

Bwahaha! I lo

fennyann

Good grief...

Helenahhandbasket

White Pony1:

I expected this to be about slipping on a banana peel when I read "banana injury".

 

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Tigger & pooh

DubbleDubs:

You are in the medical field and don't know better than to stick the woody part of a banana in your vag?</div

rachael_c26

HilarityEnsued:

mamaREB

RondackHiker

Where was your H while this happened? Was he busy, or did you pick banana over him?

This makes my day. And, ftr, I think it was a dumb thing to do but you don't need counseling. And I am very glad you came here to share this problem.

missyishere

There's always money in the banana stand.

rachael_c26

RondackHiker:

Where was your H while this happened? Was he busy, or did you pick banana over him?

danabsd

potbellypig:

kiraliz2:<

Hesterlicious

HilarityEnsued:

I was going to say this should be in the FFFC thread but I actually this is the type of thing that warrants it

missyishere

BunkinMama:

In the future use a tapered candle instead (with a condom)

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missyishere

MollusksWrangler:

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mystic_J

potbellypig:

kiraliz2:<

mystic_J

potbellypig:

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littlestjerry

Pfft:

White Pony1:</st

missyishere

Rumor had it a girl I knew tried a frozen hot dog and ended up going to the ER after it broke inside her.   I am not surprised by a banana in the vag, although, it wouldn't be hard to just buy a new toy around the corner in Vegas.

RondackHiker

cruelsound:

OMG SOMETIMES PEOPLE MASTURBATE WITH THINGS OTHER THAN SEX TOYS
eleventy.

Judgy judgers

Hesterlicious

missyishere:

Rumor had it a girl I knew tried a frozen hot dog and ended up going to the ER after it broke inside her. &n

LaurelBee

LexiLupin:

Fun fact: much of the rest of the world peels a banana from the non-stem end. It's easier.

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EVA116

Orange ya glad you didn't use a pineapple.

MoonlitPlumeria

EVA116:

Orange ya glad you didn't use a pineapple.

LOL But seriously, next time, use a condom! No glo

melissagh10

Have you ever been allergic to bananas when eating them? like, normal people? with your mouth? seriously... I developed a banana allergy within the past few years without any issues before. maybe your lady bits are telling you to lay off bananas (eatin

Unknown

missyishere:

There's always money in the banana stand.

This kind of rules.

OP, doctors have

RayRay007

This

kiraliz2:

If by a small chance this isn't MUD, for the love of everything, buy yo' self a proper toy. <br>

NotSharknado

What's with all this monkey business in here?

Op, you can tell your doc you slipped on a banana and fell the wrong way. Think he'll buy it?

CinemaGoddess

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ironmom5

MoonlitPlumeria:

EVA116

nancy30005

OP, props to you for not being ashamed! I am more a clitoral masturbatory chick myself, so I've never experienced anything like this. 

I have had to have a cervical biopsy, and it really does sound like you scratched yourself. If y

potbellypig

To answer questions:

• the banana held up until the end, I did not eat it (in case you were wondering)
• my DH was having a drink at the bar and watching a hockey game while this went down
• I kind of thought to myself that

Nita2603

If this isn't MUD...go see a doctor.

143BabyCakes

my brain hurts

acaudill75

White Pony1:

I expected this to be about slipping on a banana peel when I read "banana injury".

 

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