- Pregnancy
- Baby & Toddler
- Parents
- Getting Pregnant
- Baby Names
- Product Reviews
-
Registry
- Community
-
More
Want a personalized experience?
Download the free app
July 2012 Moms
DeniseRN
member
What just happened in my diaper?!
A juiceheads thoughts on breastmilk
DeniseRN
member
So I ran out of fenugreek, which I normally get at the health food store. But tonight, I was right by a GNC so I went in w Hunter to get some.
Literally went in and grabbed it and went to pay. No browsing. I was on a mission.
Well, there were two guys working; both of which were juice head, steroid loving muscley guys. Guy 1 was at the register. The single register. There was a hot laide buying a ton of crap and he was upselling the crap out of supplements to her.
I'm still standing there, w Hunter, with my single bottle of fenugreek.
Meanwhile, Guy 2 who is equally buff asks me how the fenugreek is working out. I say good and pray he shuts up, thinking he had no idea what it's for.
Oh no. He knows.
He then proceeds to ask me if I "freeze it". I say no. I just need enough for Hunter when I am at work. I am trying to answer and make little eye contact, hoping he leaves me alone and that guy 1 will just finish his dayum sale
But no. Guy 2 proceeds to warn me to keep a spare shirt w me for "when it starts to work"
Dear God. Get me out of this store.
Guy 2 continues and says when it starts to work I will "have no control over it"
I think he imagines boobs literally exploding w milk at this point. Like a breast milk tidal wave. Woooooosh. All over the place. Super soaker boobs.
He continues and I'm trying to not engage in this conversation. Praying to just pay and leave
Thank God guy 1 is finally done and I pay and quickly walk to my car.
Literally went in and grabbed it and went to pay. No browsing. I was on a mission.
Well, there were two guys working; both of which were juice head, steroid loving muscley guys. Guy 1 was at the register. The single register. There was a hot laide buying a ton of crap and he was upselling the crap out of supplements to her.
I'm still standing there, w Hunter, with my single bottle of fenugreek.
Meanwhile, Guy 2 who is equally buff asks me how the fenugreek is working out. I say good and pray he shuts up, thinking he had no idea what it's for.
Oh no. He knows.
He then proceeds to ask me if I "freeze it". I say no. I just need enough for Hunter when I am at work. I am trying to answer and make little eye contact, hoping he leaves me alone and that guy 1 will just finish his dayum sale
But no. Guy 2 proceeds to warn me to keep a spare shirt w me for "when it starts to work"
Dear God. Get me out of this store.
Guy 2 continues and says when it starts to work I will "have no control over it"
I think he imagines boobs literally exploding w milk at this point. Like a breast milk tidal wave. Woooooosh. All over the place. Super soaker boobs.
He continues and I'm trying to not engage in this conversation. Praying to just pay and leave
Thank God guy 1 is finally done and I pay and quickly walk to my car.
What just happened in my diaper?!
This discussion has been closed.
Re: A juiceheads thoughts on breastmilk
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
BAHAMAS!
What just happened in my diaper?!
What just happened in my diaper?!
Right?! And he didnt get the c
What just happened in my diaper?!