April 2013 Moms

Whack-a-doo at grocery store

So Ava and I are at the store today and I'm pulling a gallon of milk out of the refrigerated section. A guy, maybe in his mid 50s, walks up to me and this is our conversation: 

Guy: Oh, when are you due?

Me: About three and a half weeks to go!

Guy: My daughter-in-law is pregnant and she's having a boy. I saw the ultrasound picture and there's an arrow pointing at his "thingy". I swear to God, its as long as my finger already ::holds out finger to illustrate the size of his grandson's penis::

Me: Uh, congratulations ::hurriedly start to walk away::

I leave and he's still talking about how he couldn't believe how long it was. He was dead serious. CRAZY CAKES.  

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