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know anything about penis'?

because apparently I don't.

DS (3) complains of pain in his pen. At first I thought it was his circ but after keeping an eye on it & seeing dr, it's not his circumcision. DS complains that it hurts on the inside. I thought maybe bladder infection. Dr said no. DH & Dr both say it's because he's constipated. Apparently it can happen, you get constipated and a pain shoots to the tip of the penis. But my problem is the kid isn't freaking constipated?! I don't know what DH is talking about..

Anyone with a penis or ever seen a penis that has any ideas?

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  • Woah. I have 2 smaller boys so I'm taking notes here....

    Could it be in his testicles/scrotum?


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  • my penis has never hurt on the inside due to constipation.

    It did hurt on the inside after an indiscretionary evening with a woman that I should have never started talking to that night. That was like 6 years and 2 pills ago.

    I did have a bladder infection once and that did make the penis hurt. But- I guess it is hard to guess without actually knowing if it a cutting, burning, itching, slicing, scraping, throbbing, etc kinda pain.

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  • LOL @ Rocky

    Did he stick something in his worry stick? In the hole?? 

     

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  • Any sign of a hernia?


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  • imagemamaREB29:
    Woah. I have 2 smaller boys so I'm taking notes here.... Could it be in his testicles/scrotum?

    dr check testicles, not sure for what exactly... But "all clear. Testicles descended nicely" I'm pretty sure was his exact words.

  • imagemamaREB29:
    Any sign of a hernia?

    I was thinking maybe something like this too.

    Also, what part of the penis? Tip? shaft? base? scrotum? Location might help too. I noticed you said something about constipation and the tip- I assume the tip is what is hurting him?

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    LOL @ Rocky

    Did he stick something in his worry stick? In the hole?? 

     

    That's a very good thing to keep an eye on, but not that I know of. Dr (and dh&myself) have looked very close up and saw no signs of irritation nor have I really ever see him touch himself outside the the bathtub. (inside tub there is nothing small enough that could fit, even if I was looking away for a min)

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    imageThe Nap Taker:

    LOL @ Rocky

    Did he stick something in his worry stick? In the hole?? 

     

    That's a very good thing to keep an eye on, but not that I know of. Dr (and dh&myself) have looked very close up and saw no signs of irritation nor have I really ever see him touch himself outside the the bathtub. (inside tub there is nothing small enough that could fit, even if I was looking away for a min)

    Well, I just texted my DH and asked if the insides of his penis ever hurt and STD's like Rocky has had don't count. He replied yes, if your dehydrated or have bladder infection.

    AND he didn't even reply back asking why I wanted to know, WTF DH.

    But maybe he poked something in his hole like a Qtip then took it out? I don't know if their holes are big enough. 

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  • dr said no hernia.

    testicles seem good.

    UM... no to STD's.

    LOL to naptaker texting DH, thanks ;)

    Guess I'll just keep an eye on objects small enough to fit in a peen. And make sure he's getting enough fluid to make sure dehydration isn't the problem.

    (he complains it's "inside his hole/shaft area that hurts" .... Does it hurt if you try to pee with a boner?!)

     

  • I asked my husband at lunch and he just shook his head and walked away
    mumbling something about "the goddamn Bump..."


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  • If pain while pee'ing with a boner comes back as a negative, I'm going file this under TheBumps Unsolved Mysteries...
  • imagechapski:

    dr said no hernia.

    testicles seem good.

    UM... no to STD's.

    LOL to naptaker texting DH, thanks ;)

    Guess I'll just keep an eye on objects small enough to fit in a peen. And make sure he's getting enough fluid to make sure dehydration isn't the problem.

    (he complains it's "inside his hole/shaft area that hurts" .... Does it hurt if you try to pee with a boner?!)

     

    It's impossible to pee with a boner

    so I've heard

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  • imagemamaREB29:
    I asked my husband at lunch and he just shook his head and walked away mumbling something about "the goddamn Bump..."

    *snort*

     

  • imagechapski:

    dr said no hernia.

    testicles seem good.

    UM... no to STD's.

    LOL to naptaker texting DH, thanks ;)

    Guess I'll just keep an eye on objects small enough to fit in a peen. And make sure he's getting enough fluid to make sure dehydration isn't the problem.

    (he complains it's "inside his hole/shaft area that hurts" .... Does it hurt if you try to pee with a boner?!)

     

    My DH says if he pees too soon after sex then it hurts him a lot, but only for a few minutes - does he say it hurts all the time? 


  • imagemamaREB29:
    I asked my husband at lunch and he just shook his head and walked away mumbling something about "the goddamn Bump..."

    LOL yeah that would probably be my DH's response if I asked :)

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  • imageByeBabyBunting:
    imagechapski:

     

    My DH says if he pees too soon after sex then it hurts him a lot, but only for a few minutes - does he say it hurts all the time? 

    it's not like he will complain out of the blue but often when he pees (but not all the time) and when his underwear is being pulled up, he doesn't "complain" but I notice he always makes sure to pull undies over penis, so elastic doesn't rub (if that makes sense)

  • Did the dr do a urine sample? It would be hard to rule out a UTI without doing one.


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  • imageRockyTopVols:

    It did hurt on the inside after an indiscretionary evening with a woman that I should have never started talking to that night. That was like 6 years and 2 pills ago.

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  • Dehydrated is a real possibility. Other than that, I got nothing.
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  • my son has complained that it hurt when his penis got erect.  is it possible that he may be just be feeling something that is "different"?  My older one also says his penis hurts (at the top of the shaft) when he has to poop.  Not constipated, just the feeling of pressure i guess?
  • imagemamaREB29:
    Did the dr do a urine sample? It would be hard to rule out a UTI without doing one.

    sure did. DS was scared then so proud to pee in the cup.

  • imagechapski:

    imagemamaREB29:
    Woah. I have 2 smaller boys so I'm taking notes here.... Could it be in his testicles/scrotum?

    dr check testicles, not sure for what exactly... But "all clear. Testicles descended nicely" I'm pretty sure was his exact words.

    Haha, if DS got this in his chart, DH would be so proud. So, if they took a urine sample, I assume no UTI? Hmm, I'm of no help.




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  • The first time I peed in a cup (probably 6 or 7?) I'm pretty sure I filled the whole thing up. I had a lot of pee, and it wasn't clear to me they only needed a little bit. Luckily it was one of those where you just leave the cup for them to fetch, so I'm sure they just dumped half of it out in the toilet.

    And yes, it's impossible to pee with a full erection. It's quite possible with a semi and possible with a 3/4 chub though.

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  • imagechapski:

    dr said no hernia.

    testicles seem good.

    UM... no to STD's.

    LOL to naptaker texting DH, thanks ;)

    Guess I'll just keep an eye on objects small enough to fit in a peen. And make sure he's getting enough fluid to make sure dehydration isn't the problem.

    (he complains it's "inside his hole/shaft area that hurts" .... Does it hurt if you try to pee with a boner?!)

     

    Actually, it is nearly impossible to urinate while in the midst of an erection, nor is it fun.  However, when it does happen, it can be painful for 10 minutes or so down there.  But yeah, if I have to urinate and I have an erection, it does cause some discomfort, which a small boy might identify as pain.  As a teen we learn to deal with the whole erection/urination thing because as a teen I woke up with an erection every single morning.  We all do.

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  • I just want to say I'm kinda scared to have a boy now! Lol
  • imagepiglet6609:
    I just want to say I'm kinda scared to have a boy now! Lol

    Don't be.  My mother became more comfortable talking about the penis than you would ever imagine.  During my boy, pre-teen years of change, one would have thought it was her penis the way she talked about it.

    The things she would say...makes me shudder, even now.

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  • DS complains that his hurts sometimes when he has a boner.  


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  • imageThe Nap Taker:
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    LOL @ Rocky

    Did he stick something in his worry stick? In the hole?? 

    That's a very good thing to keep an eye on, but not that I know of. Dr (and dh&myself) have looked very close up and saw no signs of irritation nor have I really ever see him touch himself outside the the bathtub. (inside tub there is nothing small enough that could fit, even if I was looking away for a min)

    Well, I just texted my DH and asked if the insides of his penis ever hurt and STD's like Rocky has had don't count. He replied yes, if your dehydrated or have bladder infection.

    **AND he didn't even reply back asking why I wanted to know, WTF DH.**

    But maybe he poked something in his hole like a Qtip then took it out? I don't know if their holes are big enough. 

    It wouldn't let me highlight and bold, so ** : oh my lord, I laughed outloud. I needed that laugh too, so thanks. Maybe he thought it was better if he didn't know.

     

     

     

     

     

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  • imagemamaREB29:
    I asked my husband at lunch and he just shook his head and walked away mumbling something about "the goddamn Bump..."

    Oh my lord, lol.  too funny.

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Interesting. Ds used to get upset when he had a boner. I think it scared him......and me for that matter.
  • imageshanado:
    Interesting. Ds used to get upset when he had a boner. I think it scared him......and me for that matter.

    I know, right?! Damn baby boners are the pits. 


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