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klondikebar

I did something really dumb today. DH's car was due for routine maintenance at the dealership and I so generously volunteered to take it. An hour to read a book in peace and drink coffee? Yes, please!

I was 3/4 of the way to the dealership when I realized I was in my suv.

Anyone care to share a dumb story?

gimmietimmies

I had my shirt on inside out at work last week and I didn't notice. Neither did my coworkers until partway through the morning. 

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One time I blew into the bong.

Never made that mistake again. 

samjodo

When DS was about two months old I was pumping. I was so exhausted. After 10 minutes or so I realized my pajama pants were soaked, I had forgotten to attach the bottles to the pump.

I cried.

nancy30005

overture:

One time I blew into the bong.

Never made that mistake again. 

LOL

 

Mine is:

I didn't leave the house today. None of us did. It was pretty nice.

kj07

Back when gas first started getting super ultra expensive and the economy was first crashing, I got in my car and was outraged to see that my gas tank wax practically empty because I had just filled it up the day before.  I called up DH to rage about how someone had siphoned gas from our tank and got all up in arms telling my coworkers about it later that day.  It wasn't tili got back in my car to go home that night that I realized I had accidentally glanced at the engine's thermostat and not the gas gauge.

samjodo

C_mo:

I hit the ditch on Wednesday with both kids in the car. When I was out, the guy who helped me out of the ditch said:

'I can see how you have two kids, I wouldn't have pulled out either'.

I was so in disbelief that I just thanked him in left. I still can't believe that a total stranger said that to me and got away with it.

That is terrible. I would be soooo creeped out.

Kaydfry2411

C_mo:

I hit the ditch on Wednesday with both kids in the car. When I was out, the guy who helped me out of the ditch said: 'I can see how you have two kids, I wouldn't have pulled out either'. I was so in disbelief that I just thanked him in left. I still can't believe that a total stranger said that to me and got away with it.

WTF, who says that!

IncognitoSuperhero

C_mo:

I hit the ditch on Wednesday with both kids in the car. When I was out, the guy who helped me out of the ditch said: 'I can see how you have two kids, I wouldn't have pulled out either'. I was so in disbelief that I just thanked him in left. I still can't believe that a total stranger said that to me and got away with it.

1. That is so gross of that guy!
2. What does hit the ditch mean? lol I may live under a rock

IncognitoSuperhero

C_mo:

IncognitoSuperhero:

C_mo:

I hit the ditch on Wednesday with both kids in the car. When I was out, the guy who helped me out of the ditch said: 'I can see how you have two kids, I wouldn't have pulled out either'. I was so in disbelief that I just thanked him in left. I still can't believe that a total stranger said that to me and got away with it.

1. That is so gross of that guy!
2. What does hit the ditch mean? lol I may live under a rock

I slid on glare ice into a snow pile on the side of the road... in the ditch lol.

And yeah, it was super creepy and gross. Thankfully another guy was there. I don't even want to think about what he might have said if I'd been alone with him. 

Oh! That's scary!

nanabanana06

I try not to be that creepy mom that inspects her kids diapers. However, I thought I saw a little string of blood in his diaper. I was about to freak. Until I noticed that it wasn't blood. It was fibers from his wool blanket he sleeps with and will nom on in his sleep.

klondikebar

C_mo:

I hit the ditch on Wednesday with both kids in the car. When I was out, the guy who helped me out of the ditch said:

'I can see how you have two kids, I wouldn't have pulled out either'.

I was so in disbelief that I just thanked him in left. I still can't believe that a total stranger said that to me and got away with it.

I didn't get it at first and had to reread what he said a few times.

Ew. That's so wrong.

klondikebar

Packerfan79:

I was reliving a story with DH about when we first started dating and all of the pet names we used to call each other. He wasnt remembering any of it, and I was getting pissed...til I realized those were my pet names with my ex. Oops!

That's funny. Maybe you need a pet name spreadhseet. lol

rachael_c26

A month ago, today actually, I had been up with Cu in the MOTN. The night had been particularly bad. It was probably my fourth time in there and I had to work the next day.

When I was coming back to bed, I jumped in bed and slammed my head on my pillow.

Only DH's arm was laid over it.

My nose was swollen for a week. It's still tender to the touch. When I blow my nose I see black dots afterwards.

lollitots

One morning, after a long night up with a sick kid, I went to make myself a nice cup of coffee. I poured the water in the Keurig, added the coffee pod and then took about 20 seconds to figure out why there was coffee all over the counter. Yep, I didn't bother to put the cup under the spout before brewing. It got behind the oven too.

missyishere

overture:

One time I blew into the bong.

Never made that mistake again. 

That is a horrible mistake.  I never did it personally, but I sure got some major giggs from someone who did.  I once ate too many pot brownies that I thought zombies were outside my apartment, ready to eat me if I stepped outside.  I really needed some fresh air, so I was flipping shiz.  

Whenigrowup

It was really cold the other morning, and I went outside to start my car to warm up before LO and I got in to go to school.  Then, I went back in to finish getting ready.  When we were all ready to go, I went to grab my stuff and freaked out because I was running a little late and couldn't find my car keys.  I literally looked for them for 5 minutes before Dh said, "Didn't you start your car?"

klondikebar

missyishere:

That is a horrible mistake.  I never did it personally, but I sure got some major giggs from someone who did.  I once ate too many pot brownies that I thought zombies were outside my apartment, ready to eat me if I stepped outside.  I really needed some fresh air, so I was flipping shiz.  

GIFSoup

missyishere

KlondikeBar:

missyishere:

That is a horrible mistake.  I never did it personally, but I sure got some major giggs from someone who did.  I once ate too many pot brownies that I thought zombies were outside my apartment, ready to eat me if I stepped outside.  I really needed some fresh air, so I was flipping shiz.  

GIFSoup

gimmietimmies

missyishere:

KlondikeBar:

missyishere:

That is a horrible mistake.  I never did it personally, but I sure got some major giggs from someone who did.  I once ate too many pot brownies that I thought zombies were outside my apartment, ready to eat me if I stepped outside.  I really needed some fresh air, so I was flipping shiz.  

GIFSoup

OMG Sean of the Dead!!!! Woohoo!

C_mo, that is so fluckedup. what a creep.

missmolly511

DD and I were listening to our Disney Princess songs CD on our way home, and when I walked in the door I was singing (more like performing) A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD and dancing, putting on a show for DD and the like...and then I realized my brother-in-law was sitting on the couch and saw the whole thing haha. I was like, "Ummm, we were listening...Little Mermaid...hi."

missyishere

fredalina:

All it takes to make me instantly happy is a Sean of the Dead gif.

I'm happy to oblige: