So, I was lurking over on BOTB, and came across a link to an article. http://www.ivillage.com.au/when-i-have-kids-i-will-never/157720 This article is all about how, when the author was childless, she had a list of things she would never let her child do. And of course, she has now gone back on all of those promises.
So this got me thinking - what are your "My child will never do that!" promises?
ETA: A better title