OMG. The poop.

talknerdy2me

I'm new.  I have a parenting story and I'm in need of a drink.  So I thought I'd come here

We're in the midst of potty training.  It's been going really well.

Today not so much.

I picked him up from school and as we're walking to the door, he says, "I don't have to poop."  I stopped.  I asked him if he needed to sit on the potty.  He told me no.  We get out the front door, and I can smell it.

We go back inside and into the bathroom.  Huge amounts of poop - everywhere.  I mean, we've had accidents before, but not of this nature and not outside of the house.  I was in my winter jacket in the small bathroom, trying to hold up his jacket and sweatshirt and wipe the poop from his legs and sweating what felt like profusely.

Is it okay to nix my plans of cleaning, and instead sit in front of the TV with wine and cereal?

talknerdy2me

EllaHella:

DS's worst blowouts have been since he started wearing undies. 

YES!  It gets everywhere and so fast.  I want to take a shower.

Libby1978

Oliver has had 2 viruses since being in underwear full time.  It's the worst!  Skip cleaning, drink wine!

talknerdy2me

Libby1978:

Oliver has had 2 viruses since being in underwear full time.  It's the worst!  Skip cleaning, drink wine!

I fully believe kids PTing shouldn't be allowed to get viruses.  DS has had the azzpiss while in underwear; it was awful.

Libby1978

+TalkNerdyToMe+:

Libby1978:

Oliver has had 2 viruses since being in underwear full time.  It's the worst!  Skip cleaning, drink wine!

I fully believe kids PTing shouldn't be allowed to get viruses.  DS has had the azzpiss while in underwear; it was awful.

I know, right?  It's just wrong because they don't fully understand that you can't wait until the last minute with the drizzles!!

missyishere

Nora was the blowout queen for the first 6 months.  I am going to be in denial that will ever occur again. 

Libby1978

EllaHella:

DS has an ear infection.  I was terrified he would be put on oral antibiotics.  Luckily he wasn't. 

I've been cutting back on his fruit because I can't handle fruit-poop accidents.  I would probably just walk him to the car wash and hose him down.

No, that's an idea.  Anytime it happens I try to figure out the best way to get the underwear off without getting poo all down his legs which would result in a bath. 

Libby1978

EllaHella:

Libby1978:

EllaHella:

DS has an ear infection.  I was terrified he would be put on oral antibiotics.  Luckily he wasn't. 

I've been cutting back on his fruit because I can't handle fruit-poop accidents.  I would probably just walk him to the car wash and hose him down.

No, that's an idea.  Anytime it happens I try to figure out the best way to get the underwear off without getting poo all down his legs which would result in a bath. 

So just wiping him with a baby wipe isn't enough?  Don't judge.

 I've done it if there isn't a lot of poop on his legs, but there is a point when a bath is necessary and easier.

Libby1978

EllaHella:

Libby1978:

EllaHella:

Libby1978:

EllaHella:

DS has an ear infection.  I was terrified he would be put on oral antibiotics.  Luckily he wasn't. 

I've been cutting back on his fruit because I can't handle fruit-poop accidents.  I would probably just walk him to the car wash and hose him down.

No, that's an idea.  Anytime it happens I try to figure out the best way to get the underwear off without getting poo all down his legs which would result in a bath. 

So just wiping him with a baby wipe isn't enough?  Don't judge.

 I've done it if there isn't a lot of poop on his legs, but there is a point when a bath is necessary and easier.

Oh.  That's just when you dunk him in the toilet bowl. 

Haha.

Does he scream, "Don't flush me mama!  I promise I'll never shizzle my pants again!"?

RondackHiker

I was apparently hosed off behind a public restroom in a park when I was two once. My parents said I diagnosed food allergies and underwear don't mix well.

CinemaGoddess

Libby1978:

EllaHella:

Libby1978:

EllaHella:

Libby1978:

EllaHella:

DS has an ear infection.  I was terrified he would be put on oral antibiotics.  Luckily he wasn't. 

I've been cutting back on his fruit because I can't handle fruit-poop accidents.  I would probably just walk him to the car wash and hose him down.

No, that's an idea.  Anytime it happens I try to figure out the best way to get the underwear off without getting poo all down his legs which would result in a bath. 

So just wiping him with a baby wipe isn't enough?  Don't judge.

 I've done it if there isn't a lot of poop on his legs, but there is a point when a bath is necessary and easier.

Oh.  That's just when you dunk him in the toilet bowl. 

Haha.

Does he scream, "Don't flush me mama!  I promise I'll never shizzle my pants again!"?

How did you PT twins?

Tell me all your secrets. 

jorkz821

That's it. She's staying in diapers until she moves out.

talknerdy2me

jorkz821:

That's it. She's staying in diapers until she moves out.

As I was taking chunks of poop off his legs with wipes in the school bathroom, I was REALLY REALLY kicking myself for getting him off diapers.  I miss them.  Horribly.

nikip6454

I think I am okay with having two in diapers.  I do not want to potty train E!

snowybride08

Wow. This is not making me feel confident about potty training.

IUIBaby

Nooo I have to deal with this in two years. 

Sonadora

After her first poop in her undies I put her right back in diapers, stat. I am unwilling to deal with that on the reg. I'll wait until she's totally ready now.

PeonyPumps

+TalkNerdyToMe+:

Libby1978:

Oliver has had 2 viruses since being in underwear full time.  It's the worst!  Skip cleaning, drink wine!

I fully believe kids PTing shouldn't be allowed to get viruses.  DS has had the azzpiss while in underwear; it was awful.

Okay, so we were considering potty training some time soon, you guys are making me scared.  Maybe not so much anymore on the PT'ing soon, lol.