Any good sperm "donation" stories?

ufsandra85

So my RE loves to ask all of her patients if they have any good stories from when they "donated their sample". She told us some hilarious stuff.

My husbands experiences:

 At Yale they had only gay porn and a video called "sausage party"

At the Jones Institue they had a "big beautiful ladies" porn and a penthouse with the pages all stuck together (ewwww). they also inform you that the room turns over in 30 mins so you must finish by then

At the pensacola naval hospital they make you do it in the main public bathroom and they just put out a sign that says in use so the entire time you have guys knocking on the door cause they have to use the restroom (no pressure)

Anyone else have funny stories from your husband?

twistsandturnsto2

ufsandra85:

At the Jones Institue they had a "big beautiful ladies" porn and a penthouse with the pages all stuck together (ewwww). they also inform you that the room turns over in 30 mins so you must finish by then

Wow! I will have to ask DH if this is still the case! He never mentioned anything like this so maybe things have changed. 

honeygirl500

Ha, I love the donation stories.  I have one, I did tell it probably about a year ago so it might be old for some people. 

 My poor dh went to the hospital that he was supposed to for the donation.  They gave him a cup and sent him to a single public bathroom.  Which was disgustingly dirty.  There were dirty emesis basins piled in the corner.  Being it was public, several people kept knocking on the door to use it.  There were no "visual" materials provided.  It took forever, poor guy.  The second one we actually donated I kid you not, on a gravel road in the country before we got to town.  It had to be there within the hour and we live over two hours from the hopsital.   He could not handle using the bathroom again. 

 Hopefully more people chime in, I am sure there are tons of funny ones. 

ufsandra85

twistsandturnsto2:

ufsandra85:

At the Jones Institue they had a "big beautiful ladies" porn and a penthouse with the pages all stuck together (ewwww). they also inform you that the room turns over in 30 mins so you must finish by then

Wow! I will have to ask DH if this is still the case! He never mentioned anything like this so maybe things have changed. 

 

This was on Monday. he even took a picture to show me

ufsandra85

honeygirl500:

Ha, I love the donation stories.  I have one, I did tell it probably about a year ago so it might be old for some people. 

 My poor dh went to the hospital that he was supposed to for the donation.  They gave him a cup and sent him to a single public bathroom.  Which was disgustingly dirty.  There were dirty emesis basins piled in the corner.  Being it was public, several people kept knocking on the door to use it.  There were no "visual" materials provided.  It took forever, poor guy.  The second one we actually donated I kid you not, on a gravel road in the country before we got to town.  It had to be there within the hour and we live over two hours from the hopsital.   He could not handle using the bathroom again. 

 Hopefully more people chime in, I am sure there are tons of funny ones. 

 

Hehe that is so gross!!

twistsandturnsto2

ufsandra85:

twistsandturnsto2:

ufsandra85:

At the Jones Institue they had a "big beautiful ladies" porn and a penthouse with the pages all stuck together (ewwww). they also inform you that the room turns over in 30 mins so you must finish by then

Wow! I will have to ask DH if this is still the case! He never mentioned anything like this so maybe things have changed. 

 

This was on Monday. he even took a picture to show me

OMG! DH never mentioned that, ICK!

So are you going to JI now? Who is your dr?

ufsandra85

No I go to portsmouth naval medical center but they dont do sperm washing there so he goes to the Jones for anything sperm related

twistsandturnsto2

ufsandra85:

No I go to portsmouth naval medical center but they dont do sperm washing there so he goes to the Jones for anything sperm related

Ah, shudda guessed you were military

futurehuber

Ha! These are funny/gross!  Poor DH's!  My DH has been lucky enough to do them at home. But reading this made me think of this am, I was sitting in the waiting room at my RE's office and all of a sudden this guy walks out and says pretty loudly "all done!" to his SO and wipes/claps his hands together, lol!  He's smiling and all proud of himself!  Then he and his SO get up to leave and I hear him say, "dang, my arm hurts!" to her.  Too funny, made me laugh!  He definitely wasn't feeling awkward about any of this, he was lovin it!  LOL!

ufsandra85

Lol total mood killer :

haha does that guy never jack off?.i mean I dont think my hubby getting off deserves praise but maybe it is hard for the guy haha not literally;

I love these stories :