The warm glow of a baby

fionabegonia

Hello all!

My name is Fiona and I will hopefully be joining you soon. I just know it is true. Last night my husband and I did the deed after deciding to try to conceive. I charted my fertility and last night was the night! It was magical. After he put his seed in me, my uterus lit up in a warm glow. I could just feel his sperm meeting my egg. I know I am fertilized. I just know it! I can't wait to be a part of the first trimest community and hope to gain a wealth of knowledge from you beautiful mothers. Thank you for allowing me to share my story!

joanithegreat

Was your ute glowing because your husband's "seed" is radioactive?

BoopADoopBetty

I'd get that checked out.

OrangeGrove

nellyfratata

Idiot.

fionabegonia

So much negativity here. I heard that negative energy will make your baby gay so can you point me to the supportive board? I want to surround this future fetus with love and positive energy so he will grow up strong and healthy! We used Shettles so we know it will be a boy.

joanithegreat

fionabegonia:

So much negativity here. I heard that negative energy will make your baby gay so can you point me to the supportive board? I want to surround this future fetus with love and positive energy so he will grow up strong and healthy! We used Shettles so we know it will be a boy.

Lame troll is lame!

 

kdjudd

Wow, this is the worst MUD I've ever read.

BoopADoopBetty

I ate skittles the other day. Does that mean I'm having a boy or girl?

Mrs.Slick

Are you going to birth a glow worm?

AliciaS1411

This is really sucky MUD. Its all been done before. Seriously, if you're going to troll, at least come up with something original and entertaining. Otherwise you just piss me off. 

cowgirltu

You didnt even try. I mean you have to try at least a little.

MrsNortz

aragosta:

If you want a better reaction, post this on the Trying to Get Pregnant board.

Please do! We'd love to help you and provide helpful tips and advice on TTGP!

LaineyPaney

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

magdalina.h

Booooo

Ash61612

are you kidding me??

BallSox

Yeah, I was picturing this:

By the subject line. 

I'm disappointed both because the baby itself doesn't glow and because lame troll is lame. 

Liz4444

Glowing like this?

Or was it more like he stuck a candle up your vag?

smackiekennedy

If you're looking for positive vibes, please report to baby gaga.

huskymomma94

fionabegonia:

So much negativity here. I heard that negative energy will make your baby gay so can you point me to the supportive board? I want to surround this future fetus with love and positive energy so he will grow up strong and healthy! We used Shettles so we know it will be a boy.

Selfie?? Is that you? 

JNCPro3130

fionabegonia:

I heard that negative energy will make your baby gay so can you point me to the supportive board?

For real?  Negative energy causes gay babies? Wow... I don't even know what to say 

aa1293

What?!

MrsHennyBee

fionabegonia:

So much negativity here. I heard that negative energy will make your baby gay so can you point me to the supportive board? I want to surround this future fetus with love and positive energy so he will grow up strong and healthy! We used Shettles so we know it will be a boy.

Dafuq?! 

PurrBox

aragosta:

If you want a better reaction, post this on the Trying to Get Pregnant board.

LMFAO!!!  #truth

quidditchcapn1120

TheAnne:

huskymomma94:

fionabegonia:

So much negativity here. I heard that negative energy will make your baby gay so can you point me to the supportive board? I want to surround this future fetus with love and positive energy so he will grow up strong and healthy! We used Shettles so we know it will be a boy.

Selfie?? Is that you? 

That is exactly what I was thinking.  OP, are you a mail order bride?

Nah, selfie just thought being outside and gardening caused gay babies.

OP, try harder to be original please.