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Help me lose my virginity.

I might be too newby to ask this but I've almost to lose my virginity to Bronze and I just need a little help getting there.

 Ask away

 

Cupcakes for you troubles

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“I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis

Re: Help me lose my virginity.

  • Which one would you eat first?
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    Which one would you eat first?

    and why?

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  • imageHesterlicious:
    Which one would you eat first?

    I've personally had this "brand" of cupcakes before.

    Their Wedding Cake is the best. 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageLidiaLavonna:
    Big spoon or little spoon? 

    My teenage friends used spoon as slang for vagina.

    Soooooooo Big spoon or little spoon? Devil

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  • imageLidiaLavonna:
    Big spoon or little spoon? 

    Big spoon when it's just me

    little spoon when there is company

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageThe Nap Taker:

    imageLidiaLavonna:
    Big spoon or little spoon? 

    Big spoon when it's just me

    little spoon when there is company

     

    LOLOLOL 

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  • What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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  • imagePrime:
    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    I love MP&THG

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • Favorite 80's movie?

     

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  • imagektshoff:

    Favorite 80's movie?

     

    When Harry met Sally.

    Batteries not Included

    The Goonies.

    I am pretty lame.

     

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageC_mo:
    What is the meaning of life?

    Masturbate while your kids are sleeping. 

     

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageLidiaLavonna:

    Did you vote for Obama, or do you hate America?

    (Just Kidding!!!) 

    I voted for Roseanne

     

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  •  I like your screen name!
  • imageBostonKisses2:
    Original oreos or golden oreos?


    I don't like oreos. 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imagecrystalbaby:
    Have you ever had Coldstone Creamery cupcakes? They're divine. Deeevine. You're missing out if you haven't and need to go get one immediately. Please pick an extra one up for me.

    I didn't know these existed. 

    Now I must do research!

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  • imageBostonKisses2:
    Home fries or hash browns?

    Hashbrowns with eggs and bacon

    Home Fries- I kinda liked the movie 

     

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imagektshoff:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    Have you ever had Coldstone Creamery cupcakes? They're divine. Deeevine. You're missing out if you haven't and need to go get one immediately. Please pick an extra one up for me.

    I didn't know these existed. 

    Now I must do research!

    Samsies. 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageLidiaLavonna:
    What is the cutest breed of puppy!?

    Labs!

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • Well now, how do you feel about.......wait for it............

    BEETS?

  • imageLidiaLavonna:
    Have you ever broken a bone? 

    Last year I broke my hand at a concert.

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imagechiualover:

    Well now, how do you feel about.......wait for it............

    BEETS?

    I only like them in salads

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • paper or plastic?
  • are you right or left handed? and which hand do you brush your teeth with?

    (you may answer them in separate posts)

  • imageM&MHaveMyHeart:
    Do you take a lot of naps?

    Crap- just spit water on the company's keyboard.

  • I disagree have you ever had the cookie dough? DELICIOUS!

    Really you can't go wrong!

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  • All this talk of cupcakes is making me salivate! And lol big spoon vs little spoon!
  • Toilet paper:

    Under?

    Over?        (by the way, this is the right answer)

  • Favorite season?


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  • imageM&MHaveMyHeart:
    imageLidiaLavonna:
    imageThe Nap Taker:

    imageLidiaLavonna:
    What is the cutest breed of puppy!?

    Labs!

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    I'm sorry, the correct answer is actually, "Bulldogs".

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    ENGLISH bulldogs

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    OMG, so cute!
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  • imagechapski:
    paper or plastic?

    I have my own bags.  

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imagechapski:

    are you right or left handed? and which hand do you brush your teeth with?

    (you may answer them in separate posts)

    Right handed and I brush with the right as well.

    My DH is right as well but it looks like DS is left handed 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageM&MHaveMyHeart:
    Do you take a lot of naps?

    I can't take naps.

    I like  Shel Silverstein, when I was young my brother died in a really bad car accident and he use to read those poems to me. 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imagechiualover:

    Toilet paper:

    Under?

    Over?        (by the way, this is the right answer)

    Counter. 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageM&MHaveMyHeart:
    Do you support Spencer's?

    I support their vibrating eggs. My dh also bought a bondage kit there.  

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imagemissyleaferg:
    Favorite season?

    Spring.

    Every year I plant flowers in hopes that I can be in BHG and every year they all die. 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageM&MHaveMyHeart:
    Do you give your kid food pouches? 

    Oh yes. I also give him boxed Mac and Cheese.

    But it's Annie's so I'm ok with it.

     

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • imageLidiaLavonna:
    imageThe Nap Taker:

    imageM&MHaveMyHeart:
    Do you support Spencer's?

    I support their vibrating eggs. My dh also bought a bondage kit there.  

    We can be friends. Even if you did vote Roseanne.  

    I didn't really vote Roseanne.

    I have a felony from robbing Spencer's of all their nasty shirts. 

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • How long is too long to hide out in the bathroom pretending to poo so you can get a break?
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