An open letter to my (former) Mirena

quidditchcapn1120

Dear ex-Mirena,

Please believe me, I'm not a stalker.  But the truth is you were my BFF and neither of us knew it.

For three years I have lived a life free of that bltch uterus' drama because your loving touch kept me from its wrath.  I know I gave you that age-old line "It's not you, it's me" as I broke up with you, but really I only had you removed from my life because I need that uterus to house another human for a while.

But now, I see why we were BFF's.  Blood clots, heavy flow, and having to keep back-up feminine products in my purse at all times have already become a part of my life despite our break-up four days ago.  I had forgotten how nice it was to spend three years never ruining a pair of underwear.

 Alas, right now the time is not right for us to be together.  But you bet your bronze baby booties as soon as the next human evacuates my uterus we will be reunited again.

 With love,

Quidditch 

HenHen25

Woot I'm so happy your here!

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curlylocks3

I have totally opposite feelings towards my Mirena but I love your sig.

peanutmuse

curlylocks3:

I have totally opposite feelings towards my Mirena but I love your sig.

I'm with you, curlylocks. Mirena made my life hell, and getting that sh!t removed was one of the best decisions of my life.  

quidditchcapn1120

Curlylocks and Peanut, I'm sorry it didn't work for you guys.  I have heard some horror stories for sure.  On the flip side though, the pill makes me crazy.  

peanutmuse

quidditchcapn1120:

Curlylocks and Peanut, I'm sorry it didn't work for you guys.  I have heard some horror stories for sure.  On the flip side though, the pill makes me crazy.  

The pill gave me hypertension. Depo made me crazy. I will never go on birth control again. (Not kidding, not even a little bit.) 

curlylocks3

quidditchcapn1120:

Curlylocks and Peanut, I'm sorry it didn't work for you guys.  I have heard some horror stories for sure.  On the flip side though, the pill makes me crazy.  

Amazing how the hormones affect everyone so differently, isn't it? I loved not worrying about forgetting Mirena but I was WAY happier on the pill. Mirena killed my sex drive and made me sad- not depressed, just I was never truly happy. 
I'll consider Paragard though once the baby making is done.

Tamma254

I loved my Mirena. I just hated the removal. The doctor that placed it cut the threads too short, so I had to have out patient surgery to have it removed.

RayRay007

I'm sorry you're missing your Mirena.

quidditchcapn1120

jefa621:

You have a great sense of humor.  Sorry you're having a crappy time.  Hopefully it wont' be for too long!

   Thanks!  I'm mostly kidding. It sucks but I had just forgotten about all of these womanly problems.  Nothing that every other woman doesn't deal with every month. 

quidditchcapn1120

cruelsound:

You should have kept it and made it into a necklace.

Oooh.  Maybe next time.  I'll get little birthstones to commemorate when I got it placed.  Pretty!

insertclevername

peanut+muse:

[The pill gave me hypertension. Depo made me crazy. I will never go on birth control again. (Not kidding, not even a little bit.) 

This is me as well.  I have been off birth control since 2007.  My body just cannot handle it. 

KylieCamp13

OP,

I couldn't have said it any better myself. I am even more depressed that it has been 6wks since removal and I haven't had my first real period yet. Doc is giving me another two weeks and then I have to go in for meds to kick start it. 

I had the post removal "formality" bleeding- just nothing since. LAME

 

Hope this passes soon!!! Then on to da baby makin

CayleighDawn

NY Mama:

peanut+muse:

[The pill gave me hypertension. Depo made me crazy. I will never go on birth control again. (Not kidding, not even a little bit.) 

This is me as well.  I have been off birth control since 2007.  My body just cannot handle it. 

Me three. I went off it in 2010 and felt so much more normal. Went back on it for a few months when I realized I was going to be stuck having AF on my wedding day, and became an evil sexless b!tch. Never again. I'll take the cramps over that any day. 

amandoza23

Hallelujah!! Mine was one of the best things that ever happened to me haha. I will definitely be using one again PP