Make sure you don't give her presents, or if you do, give her oranges. Then when she writes a song, she'll have no inspiration or will have to rhyme with orange.
https://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/taylor-swift-using-presents-harry-styles-inspiration-split-180449415.html
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
Men of the world, step up!
Friends don't let friends date Taylor Swift.
Re: If you date Taylor
Men of the world, step up!
Friends don't let friends date Taylor Swift.