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Giving Birth at a Music Festival Nightmare

This happened five years ago, but I just recently decided to share my story. I ended up giving birth 2 and a half weeks before my due date. It was at the Eco Project Festival in the summer of 2007 during the GZA (from Wu-Tang Clan) set. I tried to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some woman claimed to be a midwife and was coaching me through it. It wasn't my ideal birth plan, but I had to go through with it. My man was looking really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. My baby's head started to crown and the medics still haven't arrived. It was so *** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, it was *** gross. All of a sudden, this *** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "Welcome To The Party ***!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and ***! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd (DMT). He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. Horrible experience. Hopefully the next one will be a better.

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  • Thankfully someone tackled the kid as he started to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about then. 

    I was clutching my baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the he was not crying (or even tripping balls i guess?). 
    And while the dude was getting screamed my man suddenly pounced into action. He jumped on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with his crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The chad was kicking and trying to roll out of it and the my man grabbed the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoved his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He pulled his mouth open and RIPPED HIS *** CHEEK OPEN! 

    there was blood everywhere and my man let out this braveheart-like scream as he got pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation. 

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  • Ooooh, great story, yo.  Tell me though, which was more difficult... pushing out a baby at a concert, or doing a copy/paste here from Urban Dictionary?  Srsly, if you want to make up a crazy birth story, at least be original.....
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    WOW!!!  My mother had me at woodstock in a grilled cheese tent, and I turned out fine.  Good luck to you and your 5 year old!

    You don't look 44 to me. 

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  • imageMrs JillB:

    WOW!!!  My mother had me at woodstock in a grilled cheese tent, and I turned out fine.  Good luck to you and your 5 year old!

    You don't look 44 to me. 

    Maybe she means the 25th anniversary concert in 1994?  Which would be way less cool.
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