So I have my 36 wk appointment on Thursday and our conversation goes like this...
Me: I'm soooo not looking forward to this appointment
DH: Oh? Why not?
Me: It's the first time they have to do anything with my lady parts...you know for the GBS test....
DH: OH GOD! Do I have to be in there for that? *starts laughing*
Me: umm...hunny it's just a little swab-swab-done kinda thing...you don't HAVE to be...but you may as well get used to being around when people are messing with my business....
DH: *still laughing and a little red in the face* Oh MY GOD! I am so glad you told me...if I didn't know this was coming I would have freaked, oh man....wow...I need to mentally prepare.....like if we were just there and they started swabbing stuff wow I'd be so flustered and embarrassed!
WTF! HaHa! I was laughing so hard...apparently someone taking a swab or two "down there" really freaked him out lol...ummm, I hope he's mentally prepared for a human to come out of there lol
Re: Funny Husband
LOL!
That's hilarious!! I told him it's his call if he wants to stay for it or not and he was so serious "No...I can do this. I just am glad I get to mentally prepare...I need to be ready" HAHA! LOVE HIM
To funny.
When I was pregnant with DD I am not sure exactly what went wrong but when my OB did the swap for GBS I had a muscle spasm or odd kind of reflex hit me and I kicked him in the ribs!!! He then went on to tease me about how he only had a Q-Tip and if THAT was my reaction to a tiny Q-Tip I was in for a very "fun" L&D.
HAHA! We had a similar experience! I misunderstood the nurse and brought my husband to one of the earlier appointments , instead of an U/S appt). My poor husband sat there while I had an exam and he looked like he was about to crawl into a hole and die. I just laughed the whole time and teased him. I probably didn't make the experience any better...