February 2013 Moms

Funny Husband

So I have my 36 wk appointment on Thursday and our conversation goes like this...

Me: I'm soooo not looking forward to this appointment

DH: Oh? Why not?

Me: It's the first time they have to do anything with my lady parts...you know for the GBS test....

DH: OH GOD! Do I have to be in there for that? *starts laughing*

Me: umm...hunny it's just a little swab-swab-done kinda thing...you don't HAVE to be...but you may as well get used to being around when people are messing with my business....

DH: *still laughing and a little red in the face* Oh MY GOD! I am so glad you told me...if I didn't know this was coming I would have freaked, oh man....wow...I need to mentally prepare.....like if we were just there and they started swabbing stuff wow I'd be so flustered and embarrassed! 


WTF! HaHa! I was laughing so hard...apparently someone taking a swab or two "down there" really freaked him out lol...ummm, I hope he's mentally prepared for a human to come out of there lol :) 

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  • I just had the same conversation coming out of my appt today with DH. I told him I have my swab test next week and he was like..OK. Then I told him that from this point on, he will be checking me out down there from now on. Then he went red and said he was definitely waiting in the waiting room from now on. I really don't know how he plans on being in the same room as me as I'm in delivery...with my daughter (12) and my sister (RN)!! Not to mention the rest of the delivery team!!
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  • imagestarting all over again:
    I just had the same conversation coming out of my appt today with DH. I told him I have my swab test next week and he was like..OK. Then I told him that from this point on, he will be checking me out down there from now on. Then he went red and said he was definitely waiting in the waiting room from now on. I really don't know how he plans on being in the same room as me as I'm in delivery...with my daughter (12) and my sister (RN)!! Not to mention the rest of the delivery team!!

    LOL!
    That's hilarious!! I told him it's his call if he wants to stay for it or not and he was so serious "No...I can do this. I just am glad I get to mentally prepare...I need to be ready" HAHA! LOVE HIM :)  

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  • To funny.

    When I was pregnant with DD I am not sure exactly what went wrong but when my OB did the swap for GBS I had a muscle spasm or odd kind of reflex hit me and I kicked him in the ribs!!! He then went on to tease me about how he only had a Q-Tip and if THAT was my reaction to a tiny Q-Tip I was in for a very "fun" L&D. 

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  • yeah after fertility treatment DH is no longer surprised by them messing with my lady parts.... once they put a condom on a stick and put it up there....
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  • hehe thats great.At my first OB appointment I had to have a pap done since it had been years since my last one.so not only was my husband present for that,but i sat there with my legs in the stirrups while my doctor prepared to do an internal ultrasound.We joked about it and how it was kind of awkward(mostly the fact their was a 3rd party involved when my girly parts were exposed,and that the 3rd party would be all up in them,instead of my husband)and i mentioned that it was something we would have to get used to anyway.but as soon as we saw our 10 wk old little seahorse looking baby on the screen it wasnt so weird anymore :)
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    hehe thats great.At my first OB appointment I had to have a pap done since it had been years since my last one.so not only was my husband present for that,but i sat there with my legs in the stirrups while my doctor prepared to do an internal ultrasound.We joked about it and how it was kind of awkward(mostly the fact their was a 3rd party involved when my girly parts were exposed,and that the 3rd party would be all up in them,instead of my husband)and i mentioned that it was something we would have to get used to anyway.but as soon as we saw our 10 wk old little seahorse looking baby on the screen it wasnt so weird anymore :)

     

     

    HAHA! We had  a similar experience! I misunderstood the nurse and brought my husband to one of the earlier appointments , instead of an U/S appt). My poor husband sat there while I had an exam and he looked like he was about to crawl into a hole and die. I just laughed the whole time and teased him. I probably didn't make the experience any better...  

  • Man, I kind of wish my husband was like your husbands. Mine likes to see exactly what's going on and give running commentary. He likes to be involved. lol.
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