reaction to, "You should TOTALLY get a boob job" ?

Smootchy · January 2013

A friend you know is getting a boob job after having a few kids and not liking breasts anymore. Other friend (if it matters at all, has no kids/always "loved" her boobs in the past) is telling her boyfriend about said friend. Boyfriend says, "You should totally go with her and get yours fixed."

Is this a "guys will be guys comment"?

cynnichinny13 · January 2013

That's a "guy wants to get punched in the nuts" comment.

MrsJakes · January 2013

The word "fixed' implies he thinks something is wrong with them. That would upset me. I think, if he had said something like "You should totally go with her and make yours bigger" that would be a guys will be guys comment. I still wouldn't appreciate it, but I wouldn't be as bothered by it.

EVA116 · January 2013

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

LuckyDad · January 2013

chapski:
Is this a "guys will be guys comment"?

No. This is an *** comment.

Your woman's boobs can be a train wreck, but even if she asks if she should get them done, you say "You don't need to. You look fine. It's your decision, but I think you look beautiful".

Smootchy · January 2013

EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.

Debbie Downer · January 2013

Anytime there's anesthesia involved, count me out.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.

OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.

Ms Adler · January 2013

DUMPED

LuckyDad · January 2013

sofamonkey:
chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.
OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.

Even if there*is* something wrong with them he still deserves a *** punch.

Smootchy · January 2013

just checking ladies and gentlemen.

Thanks!

(contiues to want to punch friends "boyfriend" in the nuts for saying this to her...)

littlemac1117 · January 2013

sofamonkey:
chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.
OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.

Smootchy · January 2013

LuckyDad:
sofamonkey:
chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.

OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.

Even if there*is* something wrong with them he still deserves a *** punch.

Totally.

I have another friend who has HUGE boobs, so naturally, they're saggy. Also she has an inverted nipple. She told her BF she wants to come with me to get "fixed" and he was like "No Way!"

This other guy is such a D*CKBAG. And my friend is like, "no.. he loves me he's just really into boobs" (mind you.. this is the friend who's having the affair with the married man...)

Smootchy · January 2013

Debbie Downer:
Anytime there's anesthesia involved, count me out.

wha whaaaa...

Karschingham · January 2013

sofamonkey:
chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.
OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.

a punch?? he deserves a sickle to the scrotum seam!!!

LaylaPartDeux · January 2013

LuckyDad:
chapski:
Is this a "guys will be guys comment"?
No. This is an *** comment.
Your woman's boobs can be a train wreck, but even if she asks if she should get them done, you say "You don't need to. You look fine. It's your decision, but I think you look beautiful".

::Golf clap::

missyishere · January 2013

I'm thinking if he says things like that out loud, in front of people, I can't imagine what he says to her behind closed doors. It's a real d!ck thing to say. Despite my distate toward these now sad pancakes, my DH loves my bewbs. Regardless of my insecurities, my DH has and always will be fond of my body. Especially when it's naked.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

Karschingham:
sofamonkey:
chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.
OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.
a punch?? he deserves a sickle to the scrotum seam!!!

Haha!

snowybride08 · January 2013

AshPal61:
I'd be like "FIXED??"nbsp;
What the hell, man?nbsp; I feel for that girl.
I would also follow up with a small weenie comment.

OMG this! What a jerk!

quidditchcapn1120 · January 2013

Woah. That was definitely a douchetastic comment. "Fixed?? What do you mean, FIXED??!!" Is the first thing that ran through my head.

Hesterlicious · January 2013

MrsJakes:
The word "fixed' implies he thinks something is wrong with them. That would upset me. I think, if he had said something likenbsp;"You should totally go with her and make yours bigger" that would be a guys will be guys comment. I still wouldn't appreciate it, but I wouldn't be as bothered by it.

This. That was really douchetastic.

RayRay007 · January 2013

"You should get a boob job" is far better than "you should get your boobs fixed". Jack*ss.

thetheisens · January 2013

I would tell him at least you could get your boobs "fixed" if you wanted too, but last time you checked there wasn't a surgery that would make him not a douche.

Icarusalsoflew · January 2013

I would be pissssssssed.

SpaceGirlSpiff · January 2013

Final rating: Douche.

ETA: Wt ef Bump, my siggie/avatar wont update ...

klondikebar · January 2013

He should go with her and get his penis "fixed."

LuckyDad · January 2013

KlondikeBar:
He should go with her and get his penis "fixed."

Dude, if it worked and was safe, 90% of men would probably get their junk inflated.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

cynnichinny13:
That's a "guy wants to get punched in the nuts" comment.

Yup. How rude.

Smootchy · January 2013

AuburnGirlSC:
AshPal61:
I'd be like "FIXED??"nbsp;
What the hell, man?nbsp; I feel for that girl.
I would also follow up with a small weenie comment.

I second the small wiener comment.

Sadly, he doesn't have a small wiener. I think he's a HUGE dlck because he actually has a very very huge pen. ....saw a picture.

FormerlyKrista555 · January 2013

chapski:
LuckyDad:
sofamonkey:
chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.

OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.

Even if there*is* something wrong with them he still deserves a *** punch.

Totally.

I have another friend who has HUGE boobs, so naturally, they're saggy. Also she has an inverted nipple. She told her BF she wants to come with me to get "fixed" and he was like "No Way!"

This other guy is such a D*CKBAG. And my friend is like, "no.. he loves me he's just really into boobs" (mind you.. this is the friend who's having the affair with the married man...)

you need better friends.

FormerlyKrista555 · January 2013

chapski:
LuckyDad:
sofamonkey:
chapski:
EVA116:

Have you ever seen her boobs?

Maybe something is wrong with them and she complains to him all the time about it...

I've seen her boobs. There's nothing wrong with them.

OK, if there isn't something wrong with them, then he deserves a punch that will bust open his scrotum seam.

Even if there*is* something wrong with them he still deserves a *** punch.

Totally.

I have another friend who has HUGE boobs, so naturally, they're saggy. Also she has an inverted nipple. She told her BF she wants to come with me to get "fixed" and he was like "No Way!"

This other guy is such a D*CKBAG. And my friend is like, "no.. he loves me he's just really into boobs" (mind you.. this is the friend who's having the affair with the married man...)