Poll: How big is too big?

HollyGraceWilliams

At what pants size should a person just call it quits and wear sweatpants/only leave the house for grocery store runs?

Sorry clicky poll doesn't work!

Wine O Mite

ali_bl-nov05

ali_bl-nov05

Pfft:

Also, I'm disappointed that this post isn't about penises.

In that matter I draw the line at 13 inches.

argonne

This is cute...

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LuckyDad

ali_bl-nov05:

Pfft:

Also, I'm disappointed that this post isn't about penises.

In that matter I draw the line at 13 inches.

13???

See, I would think 9 is just too much for most women.

Of course, most women have no idea about actual lengths and have been lied to by various boyfriends.

LuckyDad

HollyGraceWilliams:

At what pants size should a person just call it quits and wear sweatpants/only leave the house for grocery store runs?

Sorry clicky poll doesn't work!

My serious answer is everyone should just wear sweatpants all the time when not at work. I always come home and change into sweats, and often take DS to the store in them. And I'm not a fattie.

/gavel

Manateearmz

I don't feel that I should wear any type of pants ever. Pants are society's way of trying to conform me into a mold of acceptable behavior. I say NO PANTS!

ali_bl-nov05

Pfft:

LuckyDad:

ali_bl-nov05:

Pfft:

Also, I'm disappointed that this post isn't about penises.

In that matter I draw the line at 13 inches.

13???

See, I would think 9 is just too much for most women.

Of course, most women have no idea about actual lengths and have been lied to by various boyfriends.

Pretty much, unless you actually whip out a tape measure pre-coitus.

You mean you don't? *sideeyes Pfff*

missyishere

I mean, I may not have pulled out the measuring tape, but I can say with certainty I have not seen a 9er.

ali_bl-nov05

HilarityEnsued:

LOL @ coitus.  Such a great word.

Also LOL at LuckyDad having a legit opinion about how long is too long in the penis department...

I find his earnestness refreshing.

LuckyDad

ali_bl-nov05:

HilarityEnsued:

LOL @ coitus.  Such a great word.

Also LOL at LuckyDad having a legit opinion about how long is too long in the penis department...

I find his earnestness refreshing.

It combines my passions of sex and being technically accurate.

KJmashup

Manateearmz:

I don't feel that I should wear any type of pants ever. Pants are society's way of trying to conform me into a mold of acceptable behavior. I say NO PANTS!

 

Wine O Mite

The fxcking length isn't always the issue.  It's the girth.

Soup can cxck anyone?

 

Manateearmz

9+ is just a waste of flesh as far as my lady bits are concerned. I don't want to feel like I'm losing my virginity every single time.

also I PPH Mollusk. 

Wine O Mite

MollusksWrangler:

MrsEll:

MollusksWrangler wins this thread.

I've always wanted to win a thread. I had so many penis related questions to ask him but it seemed like it was a bad time, what with the crying. But seriously, how does one store a penis the size of a flashlight in their pants?

You just hope that he's a grower and not a shower.

Cause he would be showing everyone all day long. 

jorkz821

Wine O Mite:

awesome gif, Wino!!

shibby00

I'm a personal fan of the 9 incher. I like (said in Borat voice). Wait, we are talking penises, right?

synchrosally

I PPH this thread. 

dreadiemama

CTGirl30:

WTF is this talk of 9 inches??? Yikes. Give me a nice, average 6 to 7 any day.

This. I was never a fan of the big *** argument. Maybe my views will change after I have the kid.... but until then I don't care that it's average.  

IUIBaby

Pfft:

Also, I'm disappointed that this post isn't about penises.

Me too!