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~~~Cloth fails & Cocktails~~

stoneycakesstoneycakes member
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Share your funniest CD fails and drink recipes!
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Re: ~~~Cloth fails & Cocktails~~

  • stoneycakesstoneycakes member

    Here's a quick one...

    DH saw me boiling some diapers in the morning.   Later on in the evening, he asks, "Were those diapers you were boiling clean or dirty?"  "Clean," I say. "Why do you ask?"  "Oh good," he says.  "I want to use that pot to cook dinner and I was wondering how well I need to wash it."

    I'm not sure if I should be impressed or concerned with the fact that that DH has different levels of clean, lol.   

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  • sarenu1sarenu1 member

    Not a fail, but it was still funny (at least to me).

    I went to dunk my prefold in my MIL's low-water use toilet to get a very messy diaper clean this weekend.  Yeah, my prefolds soak up a lot of water.  I had to flush three times to get enough water on that sucker to get it cleaned off.

    I missed my sprayer this weekend.

    Homemade Mojitos:  mash 1/4 lime and 5-6 mint leaves.  Add 2 tablespoons sugar, 2 more 1/4 of lime and mash.  Fill the rest of your glass with ice.  Add two shots of rum and setzer water.  Garnish with the last 1/4 lime.

    Warning that's one dangerous drink (especially if you like to make it stronger).

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  • tjkdlhbtjkdlhb member

    I brought DD to my school to show her to the kids when she was about a month old... I was telling one of the teachers how awesome CDs are as I changed her quickly and then put her on my lap... all of a sudden my leg was soaking wet... I had the insert of the pocket sticking outside the cover and the pee had wicked out. 

    Cocktail:

    Take some tequila.  Pour into shot glass. Serve.




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  • BrendaLou1969BrendaLou1969 member

    Hubby was so tired on night at 4am he put the onsie on first then the cloth diaper.

    Cocktail recipe:  Peach schnaaps and lemonaid.  (my invention) called the sour peach. 

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  • unaveragejaneunaveragejane member
    Sorta cloth fail...our local baby boutique just expanded their CD selection (which had previously only been Bambino Mio) before DS was born. An employee was showing me the new selections but I could tell she didn't know much about them. At one point she held up a BG diaper sprayer and said, "I think you use this to spray the kid down when he poops."
                 

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  • Into+the+KittyInto+the+Kitty member

    imagemargaretkaye1:
    imageunaveragejane:
    Sorta cloth fail...our local baby boutique just expanded their CD selection which had previously only been Bambino Mio before DS was born. An employee was showing me the new selections but I could tell she didn't know much about them. At one point she held up a BG diaper sprayer and said, "I think you use this to spray the kid down when he poops."
    Bahaha. Wow.

    ... Is that... not how you're supposed to use it? ... I think I owe my kid an apology! Devil

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  • stoneycakesstoneycakes member
    imageInto+the+Kitty:

    imagemargaretkaye1:
    imageunaveragejane:
    Sorta cloth fail...our local baby boutique just expanded their CD selection which had previously only been Bambino Mio before DS was born. An employee was showing me the new selections but I could tell she didn't know much about them. At one point she held up a BG diaper sprayer and said, "I think you use this to spray the kid down when he poops."
    Bahaha. Wow.

    ... Is that... not how you're supposed to use it? ... I think I owe my kid an apology! Devil

    Hahahaha! This thread always makes me laugh! 

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  • unaveragejaneunaveragejane member
    imageInto+the+Kitty:

    imagemargaretkaye1:
    imageunaveragejane:
    Sorta cloth fail...our local baby boutique just expanded their CD selection which had previously only been Bambino Mio before DS was born. An employee was showing me the new selections but I could tell she didn't know much about them. At one point she held up a BG diaper sprayer and said, "I think you use this to spray the kid down when he poops."
    Bahaha. Wow.

    ... Is that... not how you're supposed to use it? ... I think I owe my kid an apology! Devil

    haha! Actually, if there was a way to hang up the kid over the toilet, it might work. We may have our next great invention! It would look like this: suspend a very small pool float from the ceiling over the potty. Be sure it is small enough that LO gets stuck in it just under the armpits. Using a clear shower curtain, velcro, duct tape, and kitchen gloves, make a sort of "bubble" for the kid. The bubble will wrap around the kid's neck like a barber's cape and hang down over the potty, and the gloves should be positioned so that you can put your hands into them and use the sprayer inside the bubble. Be sure the sprayer is in reach, and voila, easy-peasy baby bidet!

                 

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