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RTV's baby
This is a story about conception. I'll leave out the sloppy details, you'll make them up yourselves anyway.
My brother was doing a race in a little town near where we live. To be supportive and to get out of town for a weekend, we went with him. Bro picked a hotel near where the race's route would be and we all booked a room: My bro in one room with our Dad and the nephew and Daniel and I in another room.
The room the fam was in was totally acceptable. Nothing fancy, but
livable for the weekend. Then Daniel and I checked in. To the nastiest, rankest
hotel room I have ever seen in my life. It was also a smoking room. I did not
even know those existed. The beds were broken. The walls were stained.
The carpet was sticky and there were cigarette burns in the bed cloths.It was the kind of place to keep your shoes on in.
It was late. Really late. So, we decided to deal with it for the night and get a new room in the morning. Sleeping did not happen quickly, so we ?amused? ourselves with the broken beds and finally fell asleep.
Here we are 34 weeks later with a bouncing baby girl coming right for us.
So, we conceived in our bundle of joy in a cesspool.
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Re: RTV's baby
Read again. Everyone else shared 1 room. She and RTV had a room to themselves.
Congrats! Does baby girl have a name yet?
When I typed this out the first time, it sounded like the nephew was in the room, too. He was NOT. No one was there for conception except me and Daniel. And the bed bugs. Shudder.
Ohhh totally misread. My bad.
DS was conceived on a beach. We figured you couldn't live in the Caribbean without having sex on the beach at least once (or more than once, potentially).
I feel I should drop that bombshell on him one day when he's mouthing off.
We only knew because the week he was conceived was the week right before a test week, and DH was spending all his time studying and very little of his time fulfilling his husbandly duties. We only had sex once in that two week period, which is rare for us. Any other time, we'd be screwed and never know.
...and probably the creepy perv who drilled a hole through the wal.... Just sayin ;]
And congrats! ...hope the STD clears up before baby comes.
::prays sarcasm font is working::
Yeah, we did the deed like 8 times around her ovulation window. I insisted we needed to get as much in there as possible to increase our chances. I mean, it seemed a shame not to give it our all, right?
My daughter was made in a hot tub in Vegas (in suite).
DD2 was made in a limo on our anniversary.
Oh, dear...
It's ok, Timmy. They were married. You will get to do that one day when you finally meet the virgin of your dreams.
It's always the sweet looking ones who are filthy.