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I promise I am smart in real life...

AundreaAgainAundreaAgain
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So...now that I have outed  myself as a NEWB, allow me to reintroduce myself as RTV's wife. His actual wife. I have the papers.

 

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    KJmashupKJmashup member
    Weeee!
    "To me, you are perfect."
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    RockyTopVolsRockyTopVols member
    imageAundreaAgain:

    So...now that I have outed  myself as a NEWB, allow me to reintroduce myself as RTV's wife. His actual wife. I have the papers.

     

    Remember that time you lost the papers. And then had to reorder them. Then found the originals.

    Good times.  

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    HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    Welcome to the party!
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    NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    Welcome, again.


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    KarschinghamKarschingham member
    imageC_mo:
    imageAundreaAgain:

    So...now that I have outed  myself as a NEWB, allow me to reintroduce myself as RTV's wife. His actual wife. I have the papers and his balls.

     

    FTFY 

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    Wine O MiteWine O Mite member

    Well hello there.

    How are you doing? 

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    AundreaAgainAundreaAgain

    Oh, dang. Forgot I left that out.

     Thanks!

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    LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    imageAundreaAgain:

    So...now that I have outed  myself as a NEWB, allow me to reintroduce myself as RTV's wife. His actual wife. I have the papers.

     

    But where is the Long Form Marriage Certificate? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

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    Libby1978Libby1978 member
    imageC_mo:

    By the way, kicking him out of your closet into the baby's room... I like your style. 

    Yes!  We are all waiting for the post when the baby kicks him out of her closet.

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    Welcome again!
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    CoffeeBeenCoffeeBeen
    Welcome... again. 
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    MamapooMamapoo
    I was just wondering if you had a Bump account the other day!
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    BrittKavBrittKav member
    Aw, this is cute. I wish my husband would post on TB. He jumped ship after saying the dad board was lame.
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    BrittKavBrittKav member
    imageC_mo:

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    Aw, this is cute. I wish my husband would post on TB. He jumped ship after saying the dad board was lame.

    My husband has only posted once on TB:

     https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66192377.aspx

    ETA: In response to this obnoxious thread, written by a real guy about his wife:

     https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66174678.aspx

     

     

     

     

     

    okay, so it wasn't really him... but I can pretend 

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    LadyXaverianLadyXaverian member
    Welcome back. :)
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    Yaaay! Welcome!
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    AundreaAgainAundreaAgain
    imageLuckyDad:
    imageAundreaAgain:

    So...now that I have outed  myself as a NEWB, allow me to reintroduce myself as RTV's wife. His actual wife. I have the papers.

     

    But where is the Long Form Marriage Certificate? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

     That is what I lost...or thought I lost and actually had left right where I thought it was. Freaking genius over here!

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    AundreaAgainAundreaAgain
    imageLibby1978:
    imageC_mo:

    By the way, kicking him out of your closet into the baby's room... I like your style. 

    Yes!  We are all waiting for the post when the baby kicks him out of her closet.

     

    When that time comes, he has to buy me a bigger house.

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    AundreaAgainAundreaAgain
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    By the way, kicking him out of your closet into the baby's room... I like your style. 

    This! I also am jealous of your label making and organization skills.

    Yep, this was the day I decided I liked you before I even knew you.

    I think a lot of us fell a little in love with her that day.  Did you see how organized it was? I may have shed a single tear. 

     But you all realize it will NEVER EVER EVER stay that way, right? It is already getting kinda outta hand in there. Of course, that's cause there are crap tons of boxes of baby crap that needs to be assembled, organized or washed. So, I suck, really. But not enough for RTV.

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    LadyXaverianLadyXaverian member
    imageAundreaAgain:
    imageMollusksWrangler:
    imageashleysyn2:
    imageOkayKelci:
    imageC_mo:

    By the way, kicking him out of your closet into the baby's room... I like your style. 

    This! I also am jealous of your label making and organization skills.

    Yep, this was the day I decided I liked you before I even knew you.

    I think a lot of us fell a little in love with her that day.  Did you see how organized it was? I may have shed a single tear. 

     But you all realize it will NEVER EVER EVER stay that way, right? It is already getting kinda outta hand in there. Of course, that's cause there are crap tons of boxes of baby crap that needs to be assembled, organized or washed. So, I suck, really. But not enough for RTV.

    RIP me lololol!!!!

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    AshasaurusRexAshasaurusRex member
    imageAundreaAgain:
    imageMollusksWrangler:
    imageashleysyn2:
    imageOkayKelci:
    imageC_mo:

    By the way, kicking him out of your closet into the baby's room... I like your style. 

    This! I also am jealous of your label making and organization skills.

    Yep, this was the day I decided I liked you before I even knew you.

    I think a lot of us fell a little in love with her that day.  Did you see how organized it was? I may have shed a single tear. 

     But you all realize it will NEVER EVER EVER stay that way, right? It is already getting kinda outta hand in there. Of course, that's cause there are crap tons of boxes of baby crap that needs to be assembled, organized or washed. So, I suck, really. But not enough for RTV.

    Bahahaha!

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    RockyTopVolsRockyTopVols member
    So, I suck, really. But not enough for RTV.


    Shiit.

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    RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    I loved the kicked out of the closet thing. Except my DH is going to kick me out. He has more clothes than I do.


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    princessvespa1princessvespa1 member

    I clearly missed an epic pic of a closet.  RTV, please repost it so I can like your wife more.

    And Hi!  I think it's awesome that you are both here. 

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    AundreaAgainAundreaAgain
    imageprincessvespa1:

    I clearly missed an epic pic of a closet.  RTV, please repost it so I can like your wife more.

    And Hi!  I think it's awesome that you are both here. 

    It was in his blog: https://www.dadventureblog.com/evicted/

     And displays my crazy. Just a little.

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    AundreaAgainAundreaAgain
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    imageAundreaAgain:

    So...now that I have outed  myself as a NEWB, allow me to reintroduce myself as RTV's wife. His actual wife. I have the papers.

     

    Remember that time you lost the papers. And then had to reorder them. Then found the originals.

    Good times.  

     

    Too much truth, honey. Keep in mind the real papers were right where I thought they were. Selective blindness, I guess.

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    LoveBeingAWife33008LoveBeingAWife33008
    Welcome.  I am a little peeved that you put a U in my name and screwed it all up but I guess I'll get over it....eventually.
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    aundrea coxaundrea cox
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    Welcome.nbsp; I am a little peeved that you put a U in my name and screwed it all up but I guess I'll get over it....eventually.

    Blame my Mom. She added the U. I just roll with it. Between that and my maiden name...no one ever says my name right. :/
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    AundreaAgainAundreaAgain
    imageaundrea cox:
    imageLoveBeingAWife33008:
    Welcome.nbsp; I am a little peeved that you put a U in my name and screwed it all up but I guess I'll get over it....eventually.

    Blame my Mom. She added the UU. I just roll with it. Between that and my maiden name...no one ever says my name right. :/


    Crap! I can't be stopped!
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    imageLuckyDad:
    imageAundreaAgain:

    So...now that I have outed  myself as a NEWB, allow me to reintroduce myself as RTV's wife. His actual wife. I have the papers.

     

    But where is the Long Form Marriage Certificate? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

    Yes 



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