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  • I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

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    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

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    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 



    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

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    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  


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    imagePaitonsmommy:
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    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  

    Just be aware that the writing sucks.

    This. I liked them, but there are definitely some better written books of the same topic out there. 

  • imagePaitonsmommy:
    imageBlueGirl9603:

    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    Then shouldn't one hoof be on your crotchal region? LOL

    I haven't read the book yet... but I have heard some interesting things. One day I will have to give it a try.

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    Hahahahahahaha.  

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    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  

    Just be aware that the writing sucks.

    This. I liked them, but there are definitely some better written books of the same topic out there. 

    Could you recommend one or two.  I was into the topic but found it hard getting past all the "Oh crap"'s 



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  • I keep seeing this post and thinking "pooping the horn has got to be painful".

    That is all. Carry on. 

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    imagePaitonsmommy:
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    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  

    Just be aware that the writing sucks.

    This. I liked them, but there are definitely some better written books of the same topic out there. 

    Could you recommend one or two.  I was into the topic but found it hard getting past all the "Oh crap"'s 

    lmao me too!

    I will post some as soon as I get home. I'm at work right now and they are all on my Barnes and Noble list, which I can't get to from work!

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    imagePaitonsmommy:
    imageBlueGirl9603:

    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  

    Just be aware that the writing sucks.

    This. I liked them, but there are definitely some better written books of the same topic out there. 

    Could you recommend one or two.  I was into the topic but found it hard getting past all the "Oh crap"'s 

    Or all of the references to her inner goddess, the "oh my's!!", etc.  I just couldn't do it.  Has everyone seen this review?

    https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215  

    ETA - probably not the best link for people who liked the books. 

    Hoping this one stays put a little longer
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    imageBlueGirl9603:

    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  

    Just be aware that the writing sucks.

    This. I liked them, but there are definitely some better written books of the same topic out there. 

    Could you recommend one or two.  I was into the topic but found it hard getting past all the "Oh crap"'s 

    Or all of the references to her inner goddess, the "oh my's!!", etc.  I just couldn't do it.  Has everyone seen this review?

    https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215  

    ETA - probably not the best link for people who liked the books. 

    That review made me laugh until I cried... and I enjoyed the books (I mean, as much as I could enjoy poorly written books lol) 

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    imagePaitonsmommy:
    imageBlueGirl9603:

    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  

    Just be aware that the writing sucks.

    Like, Twilight bad?

    Because I don't know if I could handle that.

     


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    imagecoraggiosa:
    imagePaitonsmommy:
    imageBlueGirl9603:

    imagePaitonsmommy:
    I did not give permission for my picture to be released. Especially one of me on the toilet. Gosh!

    Oh sorry PM.  How is that book btw? 

    It was 50 shades, thus amazeballs!

    I've heard that those books are great...but I haven't read them yet. If I keep hearing good things, I might just have to read them.  

    Just be aware that the writing sucks.

    This. I liked them, but there are definitely some better written books of the same topic out there. 

    Could you recommend one or two.  I was into the topic but found it hard getting past all the "Oh crap"'s 

    Or all of the references to her inner goddess, the "oh my's!!", etc.  I just couldn't do it.  Has everyone seen this review?

    https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215  

    ETA - probably not the best link for people who liked the books. 

    Wow, I guess I won't be reading that. If the review is at all accurate, the coercion sex would likely make vomit.

    Thanks for the link.  


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  • Ok! Now that I'm home I can post the books!

    The Kushiel's Legacy series by Jacqueline Carey is a good series that his similar themes. It's slow to start and the books are long as all crap, but they are pretty good.

    As far as the BDSM theme and more "mommy porn" like the 50 Shades books, but written much much much better, these have been recommended to me...

     

    Deadly Captive by Bianca Sommerland

    Board Resolution by Joey W. Hill

    The Sexual Life of Catherine M. by Catherine Millet

    The Surrender by Toni Bentley

    Becoming Sage by Kasi Alexander

    The Marketplace by Laura Antoniou

    The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice

    Bared to You by Sylvia Day

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    Ok! Now that I'm home I can post the books!The Kushiel's Legacy series by Jacqueline Carey is a good series that his similar themes. It's slow to start and the books are long as all crap, but they are pretty good.As far as the BDSM theme and more "mommy porn" like the 50 Shades books, but written much much much better, these have been recommended to me...nbsp;Deadly Captive by Bianca SommerlandBoard Resolution by Joey W. HillThe Sexual Life of Catherine M. by Catherine MilletThe Surrender by Toni BentleyBecoming Sage by Kasi AlexanderThe Marketplace by Laura AntoniouThe Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne RiceBared to You by Sylvia Day


    I agree the writing in the 50 Shades books was bad.

    I have also read the Bared to You and it was great. She has a second book to that series out and another comes out at the end of December.

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    Ok! Now that I'm home I can post the books!

    The Kushiel's Legacy series by Jacqueline Carey is a good series that his similar themes. It's slow to start and the books are long as all crap, but they are pretty good.

    As far as the BDSM theme and more "mommy porn" like the 50 Shades books, but written much much much better, these have been recommended to me...

     

    Deadly Captive by Bianca Sommerland

    Board Resolution by Joey W. Hill

    The Sexual Life of Catherine M. by Catherine Millet

    The Surrender by Toni Bentley

    Becoming Sage by Kasi Alexander

    The Marketplace by Laura Antoniou

    The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice

    Bared to You by Sylvia Day

    Thank you! 



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