Things my FB "friends" post

Libby1978

 This particular friend loves to post status updates to indirectly brag about her kids.  And they usually go something like this: 

"Just got emailed for DD2 to ride in the Christmas Parade bc she was Queen at the Pine Tree Festival Pageant. I would do it except for the fact that those 2 judges crossed out scores w/ black pen and had to change them to a perfect 10 so this girl would beat DD1. If your going to cheat at least don't leave the evidence. DD1 obviously should of won...that's why everyone gasped when she didn't. So here is my middle finger ladies!"

Every time she post something like this I think about deleting her, but then I realize I can't because of the entertainment her post bring to my life. 

TunaTown

Libby1978:

 This particular friend loves to post status updates to indirectly brag about her kids.  And they usually go something like this: 

"Just got emailed for DD2 to ride in the Christmas Parade bc she was Queen at the Pine Tree Festival Pageant. I would do it except for the fact that those 2 judges crossed out scores w/ black pen and had to change them to a perfect 10 so this girl would beat DD1. If your going to cheat at least don't leave the evidence. DD1 obviously should of won...that's why everyone gasped when she didn't. So here is my middle finger ladies!"

Every time she post something like this I think about deleting her, but then I realize I can't because of the entertainment her post bring to my life. 

I am confused by the DD2 and DD1 references

kj07

Did she also upload an actual picture of her middle finger?  Cause that would have made it the perfect post.

Libby1978

TunaTown:

Libby1978:

 This particular friend loves to post status updates to indirectly brag about her kids.  And they usually go something like this: 

"Just got emailed for DD2 to ride in the Christmas Parade bc she was Queen at the Pine Tree Festival Pageant. I would do it except for the fact that those 2 judges crossed out scores w/ black pen and had to change them to a perfect 10 so this girl would beat DD1. If your going to cheat at least don't leave the evidence. DD1 obviously should of won...that's why everyone gasped when she didn't. So here is my middle finger ladies!"

Every time she post something like this I think about deleting her, but then I realize I can't because of the entertainment her post bring to my life. 

I am confused by the DD2 and DD1 references

I did that so I wouldn't be using her kid's names.  She has 2 daughters that were in the same pageant

Libby1978

kj07:

Did she also upload an actual picture of her middle finger?  Cause that would have made it the perfect post.

Nope.  That would have been awesome though.

[Deleted User]

Lol, wut?  I'm sure it's a conspiracy.  Or they got her kids mixed up.  Or they just screwed up.  Or why does it matter.  lolz

Libby1978

sofamonkey:

Lol, wut?  I'm sure it's a conspiracy.  Or they got her kids mixed up.  Or they just screwed up.  Or why does it matter.  lolz

Well, everyone did gasp when her child lost.  So that must mean the judges cheated, right?  hah  I think she heard the gasp coming out of her own mouth.

Libby1978

BostonKisses2:

She sounds fun.

Oh yeah, and I've known her since freaking middle school.

Wine O Mite

That's funny.  I have weeded out most of the annoying people, but I have 2 ppl that I want to delete, but for some reason I can't.

The one girl's annoyances are somewhat benign.  She changes her profile pic/cover pic daily, if not multiple times per day.  I just don't understand it.

The second one is a little bit more of a crazy.  I went to HS with her and I know she had 2 babies with one guy that beat her.  She finally left him and then got KTFU with another guy and they were engaged to be married.  Then she found out he was cheating on her with someone he worked with.  He kicked her out of his house and sent her and his daughter packing and she had to move back to Ohio.  I actually felt really bad for her at this point and sent her and her kids Christmas gifts last year because she said she didn't have any money for them and it made me feel bad.  Then a couple months later she gets KTFU again.  For some reason that I can't figure out, she can't live with her boyfriend who helped her to get in this situation and living with her mother is obviously toxic.  I do feel bad for her, but honestly, I am judging her a little for putting herself in this situation again.  Plus she posts really awful things about her mother on FB and says what a bad person and how mentally unstable her mother is, blah blah blah.   I should delete her off my page, but I just can't do it. 

 

RondackHiker

Maybe they gasped because they were excited for the other girl.

Or because they were glad obnoxious lady's kid lost.

Or bc she had a massive fit when her kid lost and they were horrified.

The only way her sweet baby could have lost was by cheating judges. What did the other mom do to get the judges to cheat?

Libby1978

Wine O Mite:

That's funny.  I have weeded out most of the annoying people, but I have 2 ppl that I want to delete, but for some reason I can't.

The one girl's annoyances are somewhat benign.  She changes her profile pic/cover pic daily, if not multiple times per day.  I just don't understand it.

The second one is a little bit more of a crazy.  I went to HS with her and I know she had 2 babies with one guy that beat her.  She finally left him and then got KTFU with another guy and they were engaged to be married.  Then she found out he was cheating on her with someone he worked with.  He kicked her out of his house and sent her and his daughter packing and she had to move back to Ohio.  I actually felt really bad for her at this point and sent her and her kids Christmas gifts last year because she said she didn't have any money for them and it made me feel bad.  Then a couple months later she gets KTFU again.  For some reason that I can't figure out, she can't live with her boyfriend who helped her to get in this situation and living with her mother is obviously toxic.  I do feel bad for her, but honestly, I am judging her a little for putting herself in this situation again.  Plus she posts really awful things about her mother on FB and says what a bad person and how mentally unstable her mother is, blah blah blah.   I should delete her off my page, but I just can't do it. 

 

 

Did she post all that stuff on facebook?  That's some crazy s'hit.

Wine O Mite

Libby1978:

Wine O Mite:

That's funny.  I have weeded out most of the annoying people, but I have 2 ppl that I want to delete, but for some reason I can't.

The one girl's annoyances are somewhat benign.  She changes her profile pic/cover pic daily, if not multiple times per day.  I just don't understand it.

The second one is a little bit more of a crazy.  I went to HS with her and I know she had 2 babies with one guy that beat her.  She finally left him and then got KTFU with another guy and they were engaged to be married.  Then she found out he was cheating on her with someone he worked with.  He kicked her out of his house and sent her and his daughter packing and she had to move back to Ohio.  I actually felt really bad for her at this point and sent her and her kids Christmas gifts last year because she said she didn't have any money for them and it made me feel bad.  Then a couple months later she gets KTFU again.  For some reason that I can't figure out, she can't live with her boyfriend who helped her to get in this situation and living with her mother is obviously toxic.  I do feel bad for her, but honestly, I am judging her a little for putting herself in this situation again.  Plus she posts really awful things about her mother on FB and says what a bad person and how mentally unstable her mother is, blah blah blah.   I should delete her off my page, but I just can't do it. 

 

 

Did she post all that stuff on facebook?  That's some crazy s'hit.

She puts everything on FB.  It's like a soap opera.  She even posts pictures and videos of her mother doing crazy sh!t.

 

mejane123

Wine O Mite:

Libby1978:

Wine O Mite:

That's funny.  I have weeded out most of the annoying people, but I have 2 ppl that I want to delete, but for some reason I can't.

The one girl's annoyances are somewhat benign.  She changes her profile pic/cover pic daily, if not multiple times per day.  I just don't understand it.

The second one is a little bit more of a crazy.  I went to HS with her and I know she had 2 babies with one guy that beat her.  She finally left him and then got KTFU with another guy and they were engaged to be married.  Then she found out he was cheating on her with someone he worked with.  He kicked her out of his house and sent her and his daughter packing and she had to move back to Ohio.  I actually felt really bad for her at this point and sent her and her kids Christmas gifts last year because she said she didn't have any money for them and it made me feel bad.  Then a couple months later she gets KTFU again.  For some reason that I can't figure out, she can't live with her boyfriend who helped her to get in this situation and living with her mother is obviously toxic.  I do feel bad for her, but honestly, I am judging her a little for putting herself in this situation again.  Plus she posts really awful things about her mother on FB and says what a bad person and how mentally unstable her mother is, blah blah blah.   I should delete her off my page, but I just can't do it. 

 

 

Did she post all that stuff on facebook?  That's some crazy s'hit.

She puts everything on FB.  It's like a soap opera.  She even posts pictures and videos of her mother doing crazy sh!t.

 

Ew, does her mom have FB? Because that'd be for reals effed up.

cynnichinny13

I'm going to go un-hide the crazies from my news feed. I will be back with quotes...

eta: "hyfr just got off the phone with the IBEW they are interested in me joining the program no bs from the automated phone i don't press 3 speak to someone i am straight up cell phone of the person i talk a step ahead i got in someone ear out here things are going to be happening soon"

 

...What? 

missyishere

I have a couple of friends I've kept on my fb just for entertainment.  One of my "friends" posts a lot of real gems.  She's a mother of 4 (a teenager, a 2nd grader, a 4 yr old, and a 3 month? old), her boyfriend has 3 kids of his own, and they never have any of them full time.  This is one of the gems she posted at the beginning of November for things she's thankful for:

"I'm thankful for my sitters cuz I appreciate my adult time and refuse to let my relationship get boring and eventually "roommate like" by not taking time for eachother. Now is when some will say "I don't need anything but my kids, Im happy watching Disney channel and having family game night every fri and sat" Kudos to you "parent of the year" Love my kids more than anything but I gotta have time to unwind, shop, go to a movie, the BATHROOM and yes get hammered drunk. Lms if you aren't perfect either "

She's barf worthy.  She was cheating on her husband while pregnant with this guy.  Apparently she and her XH (actually not quite ex yet) didn't ever do anything, so she seems to be over compensating.  I understand the desire to have adult time, but being out a week after your child is born and every weekend thereafter is crazy to me.

jorkz821

I'm confused by the OP. So this lady is pissed because her younger daughter won out over her older daughter? And she thinks the older daughter should have won, to the point that she's flipping off the judges?
... Ok. Sucks for DD2 that mommy doesn't think you're pretty enough, despite what the judges say.