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Ask me anything?

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I'm bored. P is napping (i think) and H went shopping.

 

I'm on a quest for a nesticle. HALP!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
    Why don't you come visit me anyway?  I know DH says no, but I think he's being unreasonable.  Lilmgirl is close, we can do a 2-for-1.  Big Smile
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    Do you like turkey bacon?
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  • LovesMMLovesMM member

    imagesofamonkey:
    Why don't you come visit me anyway?  I know DH says no, but I think he's being unreasonable.  Lilmgirl is close, we can do a 2-for-1.  Big Smile

    Oh if I could I would go to see you guys!!!

    Maybe I need to plan a vaca during the summer and it can have an Alternative Motive!

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    imageJohnsonShmonson:
    Do you like turkey bacon?

    Truthfully, it's the only bacon I eat. 

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    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
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    I've seen this before. If you were like the Duggars and had 19 kids, what would you name them?

    What do you order at subway?


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    OK, serious question for you.  It's deep too. 

    Why do I, the least craftiest person you know, insist on making P's b-day invites?  I tried to do something "easier" this year, but it's a cluster-eff.  And DH is hating this too because I am a grouchy beast. 

    So, why can't I just do something simple?  WHY?!?!?!??!?!

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    imageJohnsonShmonson:
    Do you like turkey bacon?

    Truthfully, it's the only bacon I eat. 



    I go back and forth. Turkey pepperoni is good too, but sausage tastes like butt.

    Do you like snow?

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    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    are you taking bets?


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    imageRondackHiker:
    I've seen this before. If you were like the Duggars and had 19 kids, what would you name them? What do you order at subway?

    Oh Shiiit. I'd kill myself if I had 19 kids. I don't think I have the creativity in me to name 19 kids so I'd go with the alphabet route. 

     

    Subway I'm strange and just get a Oven roasted Turkey Breast toasted with american cheese light pickles and salt and pepper. 

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    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    5-40 minutes.  Depends on her mood, the available toys, and several other factors.  LOL
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    imagesofamonkey:

    OK, serious question for you.  It's deep too. 

    Why do I, the least craftiest person you know, insist on making P's b-day invites?  I tried to do something "easier" this year, but it's a cluster-eff.  And DH is hating this too because I am a grouchy beast. 

    So, why can't I just do something simple?  WHY?!?!?!??!?!

    Because you think she'll appreciate it more. Do what I do, Copy and paste an invite into paint. Erase the bullshiton it and put your own info. Print at walmart. DONE

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    imageJohnsonShmonson:
    imageLovesMM:

    imageJohnsonShmonson:
    Do you like turkey bacon?

    Truthfully, it's the only bacon I eat. 

    I go back and forth. Turkey pepperoni is good too, but sausage tastes like butt. Do you like snow?

    I'm from Louisiana so  we don't experience snow and therefore I like it. However, if I had to deal with it for long periods of time, I'd hate it. 

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    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    are you taking bets?

    I might. Right now she's talking to her self. 5 minutes!!

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    imagesofamonkey:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    5-40 minutes.  Depends on her mood, the available toys, and several other factors.  LOL

    She seems to be in a decent mood despite her cough. 

    She's in a toddler bed so really she can get out at any time she wants. No need for me to go get her. 

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    imageLovesMM:
    imagesofamonkey:

    OK, serious question for you.  It's deep too. 

    Why do I, the least craftiest person you know, insist on making P's b-day invites?  I tried to do something "easier" this year, but it's a cluster-eff.  And DH is hating this too because I am a grouchy beast. 

    So, why can't I just do something simple?  WHY?!?!?!??!?!

    Because you think she'll appreciate it more. Do what I do, Copy and paste an invite into paint. Erase the bullshiton it and put your own info. Print at walmart. DONE

    Yeah, I should do that.  But I feel compelled to make ones for the new bambino since I did for P's first 2.  And I couldn't possibly handmake ones for the n00b but not P.  And then there are those 2 years that I already did them for P, so I will NEVER be even.  It's a shitball of guilt fo sho.  Ugh.
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    imageLovesMM:

    imagesofamonkey:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    5-40 minutes.  Depends on her mood, the available toys, and several other factors.  LOL

    She seems to be in a decent mood despite her cough. 

    She's in a toddler bed so really she can get out at any time she wants. No need for me to go get her. 

    I try to keep the most entertaining things in her room for these verrrry reasons!
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    imagesofamonkey:
    imageLovesMM:
    imagesofamonkey:

    OK, serious question for you.  It's deep too. 

    Why do I, the least craftiest person you know, insist on making P's b-day invites?  I tried to do something "easier" this year, but it's a cluster-eff.  And DH is hating this too because I am a grouchy beast. 

    So, why can't I just do something simple?  WHY?!?!?!??!?!

    Because you think she'll appreciate it more. Do what I do, Copy and paste an invite into paint. Erase the bullshiton it and put your own info. Print at walmart. DONE

    Yeah, I should do that.  But I feel compelled to make ones for the new bambino since I did for P's first 2.  And I couldn't possibly handmake ones for the n00b but not P.  And then there are those 2 years that I already did them for P, so I will NEVER be even.  It's a shitball of guilt fo sho.  Ugh.

    Get overthatshit. Guilt will haunt you for the rest of your life when you have more than one kid. Playing catchup is a biitch. 

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    imagesofamonkey:
    imageLovesMM:

    imagesofamonkey:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    5-40 minutes.  Depends on her mood, the available toys, and several other factors.  LOL

    She seems to be in a decent mood despite her cough. 

    She's in a toddler bed so really she can get out at any time she wants. No need for me to go get her. 

    I try to keep the most entertaining things in her room for these verrrry reasons!

    all her toys are in her room. She shouldn't need to be anywhere else lol

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    imageLovesMM:

    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    are you taking bets?

    I might. Right now she's talking to her self. 5 minutes!!



    My money's on 15 minutes.


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    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:

    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    are you taking bets?

    I might. Right now she's talking to her self. 5 minutes!!

    My money's on 15 minutes.

    We are at 10 minutes. She's saying, "No no no no" but I'm not going in til she screams.

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    If you had to take two vacations, one in the US and one outside of the country, where would you go?

    I am assuming you live in the US. If you live somewhere else, then where would you go in your country and outside of it?


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    imageRondackHiker:
    If you had to take two vacations, one in the US and one outside of the country, where would you go? I am assuming you live in the US. If you live somewhere else, then where would you go in your country and outside of it?

    Oh that's EASY!!!!

    Great Smokey Mountains. 

    Germany!!!

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    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:

    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    are you taking bets?

    I might. Right now she's talking to her self. 5 minutes!!

    My money's on 15 minutes.

    Two more minutes til we reach the 15 minute mark. Woot!

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    imageLovesMM:
    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:

    imageRondackHiker:
    imageLovesMM:
    Fuuuck, she is awake now. How long can I ignore her before she screams?
    are you taking bets?

    I might. Right now she's talking to her self. 5 minutes!!



    My money's on 15 minutes.

    We are at 10 minutes. She's saying, "No no no no" but I'm not going in til she screams.



    She could be playing. DS will say "no" and "uh oh" while playing, but he isn't actually talking to me.


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  • LovesMMLovesMM member
    20 minutes after waking up she joined me on the couch for LSU football. Not bad. No crying or screaming.
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