Why I should be nominated mom-of-the-year (sarcasm implied)

christinak22

I realized after DS finished his meal from his high chair tray that the dog had licked it clean after the last meal. Oops.

Why should YOU (not) be nominated mom-of-the-year? 

jmccall79

After taking the dog's toys away from Ian several times last night, and the dog bringing them back every time, I finally gave up and just said chew on it if you wanna.

ALane1128

I've got 2:

1) Jackson got a hold of the dogs bones and was chewing on them. I first took a picture and then took it away. But he got them again and again and again...I gave up and he got bored with it about 2 minutes later

2) I turned my back on him for a second this weekend and he was crawling up the stairs and laughing... 

kristin172429

You are just enhancing his immunity!  

KatelynEA90

There was a starburst wrapper in DD's poopy diaper yesterday morning. DH said she ate the wrapper the morning before. I guess she found it while he was feeding her cheerios on the floor.

SrhA1984

Dh and I have also basically given up on separating the dog and baby toys for the most part.  It seems like such a lost cause when they just keep putting their toys right in front of each other.

christinak22

KatelynEA90:

There was a starburst wrapper in DD's poopy diaper yesterday morning. DH said she ate the wrapper the morning before. I guess she found it while he was feeding her cheerios on the floor.

AHAHAHA! I laughed out loud at my desk just now!

I have another one: I forgot that DS hasn't learned to climb feet-first off of things and put him on the couch. He has a bruise on his forehead. 

cyndielise

Decided to Skype with Bapa (my dad) instead of giving Lincoln solids this morning!  Haha!!  :]  They don't really fuel him anyways!  

hizah05

I wasn't around for this but my DH was home with Logan over the weekend letting him chew on unopened leftover Halloween candy. He had a small package of whoppers and suddenly DH noticed chocolate all over his hands and face... he managed to eat half a whopper while DH wasn't looking!

kristin172429

Oh, the list is so long....

I let him eat a potato chip.

I bonked his head on the restaurant booth when we went out to lunch the other day.

I let the dog give him kisses (though not too many). 

HattieLove

KatelynEA90:

There was a starburst wrapper in DD's poopy diaper yesterday morning. DH said she ate the wrapper the morning before. I guess she found it while he was feeding her cheerios on the floor.

This exact thing happened to us!