Trying to Get Pregnant
Since it's Tuesday. *FOR THE NEWBIES*
I'm in a biyatchy mood today, so I feel this is needed. Regs, feel free to add!
Don't ask us if you are pregnant.
Don't ask if what you are experience is implantation spotting/cramps. We have no idea unless you get BFP.
My UTE goggles are currently in the shop.
And PLEASE use words like sex, penis, vagina, uterus, ovulation. Stop acting like shy 2 year olds that are say naughty words.
And finally to go along with the previous comment.
PENIS!
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Re: Since it's Tuesday. *FOR THE NEWBIES*
Oh good call! I should have included the original newbie link.
I'm going to call this the "b!tch version" of the newbie link.
I will raise my glazed to that!
LFAF Summer 2016 Awards:
Hell, even my kids say all the "naughty" words.
You should see peoples faces when someone asks my 4 year old about his baby brother. He always says something like, "Xander was in my mommy's belly and then she held her legs and he popped out of her vagina!"
Haha that is awesome!
Spontaneous pregnancy #1
DD1 July 31, 2011
Trying for #2 since Oct 11
Spontaneous pregnancy #2= Ectopic #2= lost left tube
Spontaneous pregnancy #3= DD2 January 29, 2016
Spontaneous pregnancy #4= Ectopic #3
Spontaneous pregnancy #5= Baby #3 is a BOY!!!
TESTICLES!
Haha it's like the male anatomy version of Marco Polo!!!
I would like to add: Do the FF tutorial.
Do not internet white knight obvious trolls .
Vajazzle
O was born Aug 13!
B.B.F.L
If I've recently had good sex and good chocolate, I am nicer about giving knowledge, but I always keep the snark in lol.
hitched 5/2009 -- Me 34, DH 39
TTC #1:
dx with POCS 7/2009
TTC on & off since 1/2012
September 2012; Surprise BFP - MC
June - December 2013; Clomid/Femara + Trigger + TI = BFN x 4
April - May 2016; Femara + TI = BFN x 2
July 2016 - December 2016; Gonal-F + Ovidren + IUI = BFN x 3
May 2018 - IVF #1; 8 snowbabies. transferred 1 embryo - CP
August 2018 - FET #1 -- Healthy Baby Boy
TTC #2:
July 2020 FET; beta 1 310, beta 2 1278
lol!
Honestly is there anything that IS tmi here?
We talk about our cervical mucus, our bowel movements, how often we have sex, what time we pee...
The only thing I think I have not seen us talk about is our frickin nipple colors for crying out loud lol.
ETA: Nope I take that back, we have talked about darkening nipples being a sign of pregnancy and I've seen it in the BFP posts lol.
There probably isn't anything anybody could say to shock the board at this point..
I probably just jinxed us now though. Sorry!
hitched 5/2009 -- Me 34, DH 39
TTC #1:
dx with POCS 7/2009
TTC on & off since 1/2012
September 2012; Surprise BFP - MC
June - December 2013; Clomid/Femara + Trigger + TI = BFN x 4
April - May 2016; Femara + TI = BFN x 2
July 2016 - December 2016; Gonal-F + Ovidren + IUI = BFN x 3
May 2018 - IVF #1; 8 snowbabies. transferred 1 embryo - CP
August 2018 - FET #1 -- Healthy Baby Boy
TTC #2:
July 2020 FET; beta 1 310, beta 2 1278
How about the people who don't come out and say "Am I pregnant?"
Newbies, please don't use the phrase "what could this mean?" when describing early pregnancy signs/ signs of your period. We will tell you to POAS. If you say, "not asking if I'm pregnant" that's great, but make sure you have an actual question.
Scrotum.
And don't get your panties in a twist when we start asking how you know you've O'd without temping / charting.
Trying to get knocked up since June 2012 ~ Dx: PCOS
BFP 7.24.13 ~ EDD 4.2.14 ~ m/c 9.16.13 @ 11w4d
BFP 5.4.14 ~ EDD 1.12.15 ~ stick little bean!
TTGP 2013 Best Blog ~ Fruit ~ My BFP Chart
Maybe it's just me but I'm sick of seeing posts about coming off BC.
Can it be this could it be that, how long after coming off BC?'
Ugh enough already
Someone posted a picture of their EWCM once, that was TMI.
O was born Aug 13!
B.B.F.L
When I choose to respond to those posts, its because at that moment I remember being a newbie ( both the first and second time I was 'new' to a board *still no babes*) and not even knowing how to find the newbie post....
Those other times, I just don't respond....
HA! We were on the same wave length there.
O was born Aug 13!
B.B.F.L
Stop making cd 1 and BFN "woe is me" threads. We all experience these regularly. You are not special and do not deserve extra condolences via your own special "venting" thread. Post in the "Waiting to O" or "2WW" threads like everybody else.
Andplusalso.... Tasting CM is TMI.
Tyler (10/29/08)
and Lily (4/21/13)
In addition to this, I'm sick of seeing posts asking about whether or not it's okay to drink while ttc, particularly during the 2WW. For the life of me, I can't understand why someone needs internet strangers to give them permission to drink.
Or permission to test. ALA "Talk me out of it " posts.
O was born Aug 13!
B.B.F.L
Eww! Please tell me this did not really happen?
And...
Please don't tell us how your nipples taste. It makes me jelly that I can't taste my own. Last sentence said with extreme sarcasm.
I'm embarrassed to admit that I did this back in the beginning! What was I thinking?! I know now how annoying this is and I apologize!
How about: the plural of breast is breasts. When you think you might be totes preggers, do not say "I have sore breast." It's breasts, for the love of all that is good and holy.
Also, texting-talk is awful and makes my eyes bleed. Take the extra .01 seconds it takes to type the "yo" at the beginning of "you."
Me & H: 28 TTC #1 since 7/12...come on baby!
I have another one.. do a quick spell check. who was the girl the other day who kept spelling didn't, did'nt. Or, wood?
If you're going to ask a question, make sure it is somewhat literate!
hitched 5/2009 -- Me 34, DH 39
TTC #1:
dx with POCS 7/2009
TTC on & off since 1/2012
September 2012; Surprise BFP - MC
June - December 2013; Clomid/Femara + Trigger + TI = BFN x 4
April - May 2016; Femara + TI = BFN x 2
July 2016 - December 2016; Gonal-F + Ovidren + IUI = BFN x 3
May 2018 - IVF #1; 8 snowbabies. transferred 1 embryo - CP
August 2018 - FET #1 -- Healthy Baby Boy
TTC #2:
July 2020 FET; beta 1 310, beta 2 1278
Im new here... on this board... but not to TB... I think its funny when people are like.... sorry tmi!!! its like... honey... nothing is tmi here lol
I like this post!
vagina!
Ellipses abuse is also something to avoid.
O was born Aug 13!
B.B.F.L
Two months ago, in this thread by TeamAwesomeBaby, Chancie officially declared that there is in fact such a thing as TMI on TTGP.
LOLOLOLOL this is awesome!!!!
TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
This. If I see a post that looks like it's going to be annoying I just don't read it, and the 'am I pregnant?' posts honestly don't bother me that much anyway.
Awww but what about "::grabs popcorn:: This is gonna be good" ??? Please don't take that away from me! It's all I have left. ::cries::
Is "dog hair" an acceptable substitute, bbg?
O was born Aug 13!
B.B.F.L
Yes, this will probably be me.
And did someone actually have pubes in the background of their BFP!?