..when they hear you're pregnant living abroad.
Ive had, "oh, are you coming back to the states to give birth?" (right, 36 hours on a plane to go somewhere where I have no insurance and no support network?!) "do you get disposable diapers there?" "do they do ultrasounds there? Or do you have to come to the states for that?" (whaatttt?) and the ever so common, "so you will finally move back!" I've also had people ask if the baby will be American (I'm American, my husband is south African, we live here in SA) and one cousin asked me if there were doctors here.
My favorite line is, "oh, I hear that quite a few people have had babies in Africa. They've actually been doing it for quite some time now."
So, what crazy things have people said to you?