Yeah, you guys need to read this

BlueRidge8

https://jezebel.com/5940397/i-entered-my-baby-in-a-beauty-pageant-and-lost-my-mind

I've snorted out loud in my office twice - so far.

Recap: snarky, hilarious mom enters 10 month old in a pageant for the giggles. Includes gems like this:

I took her to the mall for a professional headshot and had Gawker Media's in-house designer, Jim Cooke, completely work it over so that it would like those creepy pageant portraits that are so Photoshopped they look like paintings. While the result became the most amazing piece of art that I own, I was also a little worried that her chubby face with all that makeup made her look like a middle-aged Delta Burke. The idea was for her to look kind of like a whore?not a madam. You know?

snozberries

LOL that is awesome.