The Pick up Artist

Brideofranken

um...

would any of you actually let the guy ith the big furry hat stick his tongue in your mouth?

 his name is mystery.

he wears a big fur hat.

not like as cool as Jamiroquai ( I would kiss HIM on the mouth,) Mystery's hat is more like...a giant parody of a furry magician's hat.

and he is training nerds how to get ladies.

I would pick a nerd over Mystery..

oh god. now he is wearing a straw cowboy hat with goggles strapped to the front...and a huge fur stole.

what?

 

gibs

He's ridiculously unattractive and un-sexy. ?I cannot imagine what those drunk idiots at the club see in him. ?That said, the show is pretty entertaining.

Brideofranken

HOW is this guy the authority on getting ladies?!

it would be like carrot top being the authority on...business attire and sensible hair dos..

femmegem

I'm totally confused but I'm laughing. You crack me up.

Brideofranken

Femme- tune your tv to VH1. it is surreal. and very very entertaining...

Purrrfect433

I love the nerdy guy who talks about him with complete admiration and reverence and says, "He walked in with that hat, a medallion and those glasses? I was like, WHOA. This guys smokin' balls!"

Brideofranken

Purrrf, he is INDEED a ball smoker.

 

birdnkaz

I think about this everytime I watch the show! The feather boa thing, come on!! Now Matador on the other hand....he can give me some KINO anytime!

ppants

I totally agree that he's not cute at all.  My SIL actually somehow dated him.  I didn't get to get the whole story....my brother was there, but she assured me that he's very persuasive.  And my brother doesn't like him. 

aggielady

I too, am guilty of watching this crap.  The h and I were just wondering the same thing the other night.  I don't think any of the 3 (mystery, matador, or wingwoman) are attractive really, she is the best, but kinda trashy.  I can not get enough of this show though, I LOVE it.  The REALLY nerdy guy is a royal mess with his white fedora (sp?)...omg!