Annoy a Liberal

Manateearmz

I was behind the biggest idiot driver this morning. You know the type that goes 30 mph getting onto the highway? The one that takes an hour to change lanes with a blinker that's been on forever? The one that rides his breaks for no good reason? Yeah, and he had the "Annoy a Liberal" bumper sticker.

My guess is he probably succeeded in doing so at least 50 times over by the time he made it to his destination.

synchrosally

Man that guy takes his bumper stickers seriously!

ridesbuttons

I've come to the conclusion that most drivers, that is, the majority of drivers, on the road are bad drivers.

The number of stupid, clueless, dangerous moves I see on the roads day in and day out make me shake my head.

kj07

I have daydreams of running around a parking lot with a Sharpie and modifying all the bumper stickers I don't agree with.  If I saw one that said, "I smoking," then I'd Sharpie a little "don't" between the I and the heart symbol. 

It cheers me up to think of someone driving around having not noticed my edits on their bumper sticker.  Unfortunately I'm too chicken to do it in real life.

Manateearmz

AshPal61:

I feel like people with bumper stickers usually tend to be bad drivers.
Is that horrible to say?nbsp;
And I'm not talking about the magnetic ones.nbsp; I mean the real, sticky, youjustruinedyourcar bumber stickers.

I imagine that they have dirty homes and crappy worn out clothes. I assume if you stick something onto your car that ruins it, you must not care for the rest of your belongings.

I also laugh at the political bumper stickers supporting candidates that lost the election. Wish you could scrape that off dont ya?

BlueRidge8

kj07:

I have daydreams of running around a parking lot with a Sharpie and modifying all the bumper stickers I don't agree with.  If I saw one that said, "I smoking," then I'd Sharpie a little "don't" between the I and the heart symbol. 

It cheers me up to think of someone driving around having not noticed my edits on their bumper sticker.  Unfortunately I'm too chicken to do it in real life.

Heck yes to this. I always picture exactly what I'm going to write on them. I've considered carrying around post-it's in my bag so I can do an impromptu snark attack in a parking lot.

Manateearmz

AshPal61:

Manateearmz:

AshPal61:

I feel like people with bumper stickers usually tend to be bad drivers. Is that horrible to say?nbsp; And I'm not talking about the magnetic ones.nbsp; I mean the real, sticky, youjustruinedyourcar bumber stickers.

I imagine that they have dirty homes and crappy worn out clothes. I assume if you stick something onto your car that ruins it, you must not care for the rest of your belongings. I also laugh at the political bumper stickers supporting candidates that lost the election. Wish you could scrape that off dont ya?

hahaha sewiously

ETA: I noticed this typo, but left it because I find Ming-Ming's speech impediment indearing

Bahahahahahaha! MingMing needs an Ermahgerd.

kj07

BlueRidge8:

kj07:

I have daydreams of running around a parking lot with a Sharpie and modifying all the bumper stickers I don't agree with.  If I saw one that said, "I smoking," then I'd Sharpie a little "don't" between the I and the heart symbol. 

It cheers me up to think of someone driving around having not noticed my edits on their bumper sticker.  Unfortunately I'm too chicken to do it in real life.

Heck yes to this. I always picture exactly what I'm going to write on them. I've considered carrying around post-it's in my bag so I can do an impromptu snark attack in a parking lot.

Oh, post-it's would keep me out of jail (cause they put you in jail in defacing bumper stickers in my fantasy world).  Brilliant!

Manateearmz

Loppy19:

He knows he's in Portland and us liberals are everywhere, so if he drives like a douchenugget then he's bound to piss of some of us!

Exactly, you've got to hand it to him, he was brave.