A nickname to make your parents proud

poohbear033

I went out to the bar with a few friends from work last night. There was this one girl who was obviously drunk the bartenders and dj were refering to her as 'creampie.' It made me laugh, but how trashy is that? That would make any parent proud. I am pretty sure she is a regular there, but I just kept thinking, why would anyone want to be called that.

On another note, AF is being elusive. I keep having these random cramps and tummy issues which have become pretty common symptoms for me. I even had DH take me out for ice cream for lunch. I had a cookie dough flurry. YUM! I don't think that will help AF arrive though. Hopefully she gets here soon so we can move on. DH is really serious about trying this month, I guess when you get denied sex for two weeks because you are being a douche, you change your mind.