I was in the ladies room yesterday, chatting with my coworker at the sinks, and she suddenly reached out and touched my belly! Seriously? I'm not even showing yet, just a little pre-existing fluff that I normally suck in.
After a moment of awkward silence I straight up told her, "Um, you're just touching my belly chub. The baby is actually further south." She laughed it off and left the room. Now, I'm trying not to be too hard on her because we've been in the same department together for five years and she's like an office mom to me. But sheesh, the ladies at my work are absolutely baby crazy!
Next time it happens, I'm gonna feel her belly chub (or anyone else's) and see how she likes it! *end rant*