You know you are pregnant when...(haven't seen one in a while)

chefsteph

My day yesterday:

 

I stopped at Chik-Fil-A for breakfast and they offered me a free sample of a heat and eat chicken strips. Of course I said sure, and as they handed me the tin foil tray I realized I had hit the jackpot and scored 30 chicken fingers. As excited as I was I drove home real quick, already late for work and threw them in the fridge. When I got to the Walt Whitman Bridge, the change from my $20.00 bill at breakfast was nowhere in site. I scrambled and came up with $5.00 in ones and change. Clearly, I must have been excited for the free strips and not gotten my change back (like $16.00). So I called Chik-fil-A to let them know I didn't receive my change and they said they would count the drawer. When I got to work, the change was sitting underneath my purse. Prego brain much?

Step 2:

I have been craving Buffalo Chicken Dip for just about three days now. Yesterday was my day in the office, so I decided to ask around to see if anyone knew of a restaurant close by that served it at lunch. Of course not one of the 25 people in my office had any idea where to get it.

So I did the next logical thing I could think of...I drove to Giant, bought all the ingredients, and made the dip in the company toaster for the whole office when I got back.

I didn't feel like "crazy pregnant lady" until I started cutting up celery sticks and walking around to let everyone know my dip was ready. 

Anyone else? 

Reptar13

Man I wish I worked with you. I bet youre everyones favorite crazy pregnant lady :

nadja1121

I went to the store for milk only and came out with milk, pickles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Oreo Blast icecream, and Snicker's icecream.

My husband told me I can't go to the store by myself any more and I agree!!

mindy0711

chefsteph:

My day yesterday:

 

I stopped at Chik-Fil-A for breakfast and they offered me a free sample of a heat and eat chicken strips. Of course I said sure, and as they handed me the tin foil tray I realized I had hit the jackpot and scored 30 chicken fingers. As excited as I was I drove home real quick, already late for work and threw them in the fridge. When I got to the Walt Whitman Bridge, the change from my $20.00 bill at breakfast was nowhere in site. I scrambled and came up with $5.00 in ones and change. Clearly, I must have been excited for the free strips and not gotten my change back (like $16.00). So I called Chik-fil-A to let them know I didn't receive my change and they said they would count the drawer. When I got to work, the change was sitting underneath my purse. Prego brain much?

Step 2:

I have been craving Buffalo Chicken Dip for just about three days now. Yesterday was my day in the office, so I decided to ask around to see if anyone knew of a restaurant close by that served it at lunch. Of course not one of the 25 people in my office had any idea where to get it.

So I did the next logical thing I could think of...I drove to Giant, bought all the ingredients, and made the dip in the company toaster for the whole office when I got back.

I didn't feel like "crazy pregnant lady" until I started cutting up celery sticks and walking around to let everyone know my dip was ready. 

Anyone else? 

 Now I am craving Buffalo Chicken Dip!  I wish I could make it this weekend, but we'll bed down at the beach and that really isn't a "Beach" food. LOL

brianabrad

You call your husband before he leaves for work and ask him to bring you a sports bra to change into because even the larger nursing bra you bought, only two days ago, is feeling tight. Ahh comfort!

mroy82

chefsteph:

My day yesterday:

 

I stopped at Chik-Fil-A for breakfast and they offered me a free sample of a heat and eat chicken strips. Of course I said sure, and as they handed me the tin foil tray I realized I had hit the jackpot and scored 30 chicken fingers. As excited as I was I drove home real quick, already late for work and threw them in the fridge. When I got to the Walt Whitman Bridge, the change from my $20.00 bill at breakfast was nowhere in site. I scrambled and came up with $5.00 in ones and change. Clearly, I must have been excited for the free strips and not gotten my change back (like $16.00). So I called Chik-fil-A to let them know I didn't receive my change and they said they would count the drawer. When I got to work, the change was sitting underneath my purse. Prego brain much?

Step 2:

I have been craving Buffalo Chicken Dip for just about three days now. Yesterday was my day in the office, so I decided to ask around to see if anyone knew of a restaurant close by that served it at lunch. Of course not one of the 25 people in my office had any idea where to get it.

So I did the next logical thing I could think of...I drove to Giant, bought all the ingredients, and made the dip in the company toaster for the whole office when I got back.

I didn't feel like "crazy pregnant lady" until I started cutting up celery sticks and walking around to let everyone know my dip was ready. 

Anyone else? 

 

When your husband gives you directions to do something, and you forget what he said just 5 seconds ago and had to ask what to do again!! LOL 

mattdk06

Reptar13:

Man I wish I worked with you. I bet youre everyones favorite crazy pregnant lady :

Agreed.

 

I decided that I'm going to leave work early today JUST so I can eat a piece of pizza. Like I wouldn't be able to survive one more hour? Come on.  

chefsteph

Well it is a holiday weekend after all!

MrsRiceARoni

I had to figure out how to use a very old washer machine today at the house we're staying at because when I went to get dressed today I realized that I hadn't packed enough clothes for myself, yet I had packed more than enough for dh.

Added: I just had another moment. I went to see why the ceiling fan was going so slow as I thought I had set it to high. The remote has buttons marked H, M and L. Apparently my brain had ignored the H and thought of M and L as being medium and Large (maybe I was hungry at the time) so I had picked L thinking that it'd give me the Largest amount of air... Ahh I'm a genious today.

EAMommy

MrsRiceARoni:

I had to figure out how to use a very old washer machine today at the house we're staying at because when I went to get dressed today I realized that I hadn't packed enough clothes for myself, yet I had packed more than enough for dh.

Added: I just had another moment. I went to see why the ceiling fan was going so slow as I thought I had set it to high. The remote has buttons marked H, M and L. Apparently my brain had ignored the H and thought of M and L as being medium and Large (maybe I was hungry at the time) so I had picked L thinking that it'd give me the Largest amount of air... Ahh I'm a genious today.

This made me LOL!

Today I was driving home and stopped at an intersection. My phone started ringing and it was my husband who was driving behind me. He wanted to know why I was stopped at a flashing yellow light.