Stopped at the grocery store after shift to get some stuff for dinner. Random lady sees me staring glassy-eyed at the pasta shelf trying to decide what to get (those super-powers from BK yesterday wore off, unfortunately) and apparently sees my bump because she jokes "The baby can't decide what he wants?" I smile and agree. Not really interested in talking, just so tired and hungry. Then she reaches over and WITHOUT ASKING starts to rub my belly and starts telling me how much fun it will be to have dinner with a family and babies.. HUH?
So I reached over and started rubbing her (large, badly in need of a proper fitting bra) boobs. She jumps back like I've just stabbed her and demands "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I'm so tired I just want to hit her for being so rude and stupid, but I just say "I thought it was inappropriate touching day. My bad. Sorry." And she runs off shrieking about sexual assault and crying for a manager.
I guess she missed the memo that people don't like to have random body parts rubbed by strangers in the pasta aisle at the grocery store. Whoops.