Oh, I forgot to tell you about the poop rocket explosion

gollywollypog

Emery is a gassy baby.  He burps like my dad.  He farts like a dog, only way louder, no shame, no shame. 

Last night I finally get in bed at around midnight and decide to change him before I go to sleep.  I pull him out of the co sleeper and lay him on my bed, take off his diaper and by the light of the closet start to change him.  He rips a huge ass fart and I feel.....spray.  I yell for DH to turn the reading lamp on.  The child has shot poop everywhere.  All I can do is laugh and cover his little booty up with a clean cloth diaper so he doesn't do it again.   Poop on the covers.  Poop on my boxers.  Poop on his swaddler.  Beautiful mustardy breast milk poop.  Ha!

After cleaning everything up and getting new covers I lay down to nurse Em.  My husband cuddles me and says, "You are such a good mommy".   Well, I'll take it.

Bemyselfandi

OMG! You are such a good mommy...SO would have puked. And walked away...

skooz

Yikes, that beats my poop story! DD pooped and spit up on me at the same time yesterday but now I'm just glad it was on me not everything in sight

latnprincess

Dude my LO is a pooping machine! He never fails to go poop during diaper changings. And shortly after. Lol..

You know I can handle BM poop a lot better than formula or regular poop. It smells different.