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  • Let's just keep bumping this confession to the top.
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  • imagewrite2nicole:
    Let's just keep bumping this confession to the top.
    LAWL!
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  • Sucks y'all haven't figured out this is THE ONLY post you are allowed to reply to.
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  • imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!
    LOL. My MIL says it is. And she was an OR nurse. She peed on her hands all the time before surgery.
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  • Thanks guise.

    I hope it stays at the top forever.

     

  • imagewrite2nicole:
    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!
    LOL. My MIL says it is. And she was an OR nurse. She peed on her hands all the time before surgery.
    Not really. She does say it's sterile, though.
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  • imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • Wine O Mite, perhaps you'd like to use this opportunity to tell us who you REALLY are. And why you ate Amys. And up your post count.
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  • imagewrite2nicole:
    imagewrite2nicole:
    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!
    LOL. My MIL says it is. And she was an OR nurse. She peed on her hands all the time before surgery.
    Not really. She does say it's sterile, though.
    LOL!  Cuz ewwwww
  • imageLuckyDad:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    But you'd recommend drinking your own urine? Based on experience?
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  • imagewrite2nicole:
    Wine O Mite, perhaps you'd like to use this opportunity to tell us who you REALLY are. And why you ate Amys. And up your post count.
    Oh, and feel free to respond to each of those issues separately. You know. To up your post count.
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  • imageLuckyDad:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    It's hard to trust a guy that's contemplating not getting his wife a mini blizzard.  ::side eye::
  • If I drank my own urine it would basically just be wine.

    Cause I drink a lot of wine. 

  • Also, wouldn't it be awesome if this became a 1000-post thread?
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  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageLuckyDad:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    It's hard to trust a guy that's contemplating not getting his wife a mini blizzard.  ::side eye::

    Seriously! 



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  • imagecrystalbaby:
    Sofa drinks her own urine! (And only others' urine when she is desperate.)
    WTF dude?!?!  WTF!
  • Amys was being bad, so I had to eat her.

    You don't need to know my lyfe.

    I stole her dog. 

  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageLuckyDad:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    It's hard to trust a guy that's contemplating not getting his wife a mini blizzard.  ::side eye::

    I wouldn't trust me either.

    Honestly, if I brought home a mini blizzard she probably would eat it, then eat half of *My* regular sized blizzard.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • I think that mini-blizzard trust is really more important in a relationship than finances OR fidelity.
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  • imagewrite2nicole:
    Also, wouldn't it be awesome if this became a 1000-post thread?

    Are you trying to predict the future? 

  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageLuckyDad:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    It's hard to trust a guy that's contemplating not getting his wife a mini blizzard.  ::side eye::

    Exactly. This is why I don't get milkshakes on the way home from work. I have no intention of sharing and don't care to buy everybody else one.

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  • imageLuckyDad:
    imagesofamonkey:
    imageLuckyDad:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    It's hard to trust a guy that's contemplating not getting his wife a mini blizzard.  ::side eye::

    I wouldn't trust me either.

    Honestly, if I brought home a mini blizzard she probably would eat it, then eat half of *My* regular sized blizzard.

    Don't be a dummy head.  Eat yours @ DQ.  Order a mini on your way out.  You = hero. 
  • I do not pee on my hands all the time.

    I'm sure I have peed on my hands before, but that wouldn't count as "all the time."

    And even if my pee was wine, I still don't think I would drink it.

    Unless there was only Yellowtail wine left in the world. 

  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageLuckyDad:
    imagesofamonkey:
    imageLuckyDad:

    imagecrystalbaby:
    URINE IS NOT STERILE!!

    It is. Sort of. Drinking your own urine is reasonably sterile assuming you don't have a UTI. Drinking someone else's urine isn't the best of ideas. *Probably* ok, but again, I really wouldn't recommend it.

    It's hard to trust a guy that's contemplating not getting his wife a mini blizzard.  ::side eye::

    I wouldn't trust me either.

    Honestly, if I brought home a mini blizzard she probably would eat it, then eat half of *My* regular sized blizzard.

    Don't be a dummy head.  Eat yours @ DQ.  Order a mini on your way out.  You = hero. 

    Ooh This! definitely this! 



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  • imagecrystalbaby:

    imagesofamonkey:
    imagecrystalbaby:
    Sofa drinks her own urine! (And only others' urine when she is desperate.)
    WTF dude?!?!  WTF!

    Lol. It was a reading comprehension fail on my part. I fixed it. Sorry. It was an unfounded accusation. 

    LOL!  Oh.  Mah. Gah!  Ick!  I'm a LOT of things, but a pee-pee drinker isn't one of them! 
  • imagecrystalbaby:
    imageWine O Mite:

    I do not pee on my hands all the time.

    I'm sure I have peed on my hands before, but that wouldn't count as "all the time."

    And even if my pee was wine, I still don't think I would drink it.

    Unless there was only Yellowtail wine left in the world. 

    Is your blog about growing weed using your urine as fertilizer? 

    It should be.

    But no. 

  • Good work, everyone! Keep it up!
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  • I should have changed my name to Rio.
  • It's not too late, Wine O Mite. You only have 19 posts. You could catch up in no time!
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  • imagewrite2nicole:
    It's not too late, Wine O Mite. You only have 19 posts. You could catch up in no time!

    I feel so empty with only 19 posts.

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  • Maybe you'd feel full if your name were Rio.
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  • Or you could be IPeeOnMyHands.
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  • imageIrishCoffee7:
    imagesofamonkey:
    imagecrystalbaby:

    imagesofamonkey:
    imagecrystalbaby:
    Sofa drinks her own urine! (And only others' urine when she is desperate.)
    WTF dude?!?!  WTF!

    Lol. It was a reading comprehension fail on my part. I fixed it. Sorry. It was an unfounded accusation. 

    LOL!  Oh.  Mah. Gah!  Ick!  I'm a LOT of things, but a pee-pee drinker isn't one of them! 
    Sucks you don't hold a candle to Bear Grylls.

     

    Should I do a happy dance now, or be ashamed?  I iz confuzzled. 
  • imageHilarityEnsued:

    Fluckings step away from the bump to leave work and get the kid and I'm lost again.

    What's rio specifcally?  Aside from the new SS?

    What happened to Amys?  Did someone get bannerated?

    I wanted to be more discreet about who I am, but I'm not trying to hide my identity from anyone here.

    AND I DON'T PEE ON MY HANDS ALL THE TIME. 

  • Only sometimes. Most of the time.
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  • Also, in case you're wondering why I suddenly decided to PW it up,

     

     

    <-------------------Lookie!

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  • imagewrite2nicole:

    Also, in case you're wondering why I suddenly decided to PW it up,

    <-------------------Lookie!

    You are going to be gold soon.

    Oh man, can the golds be friends with the newbs? 

  • imagewrite2nicole:

    Also, in case you're wondering why I suddenly decided to PW it up,

    <-------------------Lookie!

    WTF are we looking at??  Did you think you were gold?  Cuz nuh uh.
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