Kate Perry....and the Fug Girls' commentary, because it's effing hilarious:
What IS that? Is it...a ruler, in case she needs to measure something when she's out and about? Is it....one of those flat wooden paint stirrers, to be used in the instance that she just happens to stumble upon the opportunity for some impromptu room painting? Is it the swizzle stick for like a REALLY GIGANTIC cocktail? Is she going to use it to rap the knuckles of people who criticize her music/ensembles? (Sorry, Katy. Please don't hit me with your wallpaper-covered mini-paddle.) And, more importantly, just how uncomfortable IS it??
Re: As requested...some post election FUG
uhhhh wow.
I'm just gonna quote Real Genius. ?"your mother puts license plates in your underwear? ?How do you sit?"
Real Genius is awesome!
"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?"