How Fing gross is this-last night!!!!

HeatherRyan

I forgot to tell you my fing nasty ass story from last night.  I was so freaking exhausted as usual last night, so I layed down in bed by myself.  Then Ryan brought Brandon and himself in like 30 minutes later about 9:30.  I wasn't really sleeping just resting.  Anyway, we all lay down and Brandon falls asleep.  I am just getting comfy and almost out, Ryan pretty much was out.  Then my fing cats start with there purring and bumping their heads on us and doing chow chow on us with their sharp ass nails.  All I wanted to do was sleep.  I finally got pissed off and pushed the one off.  The other one starts again and now I am like flipping out so I take him and shove him by his ass away from me.  With that I feel this wetness splatter my face and an awful smell.  I run to the bathroom and have fing cat ass/spray all over my face, in my hair.  The male cat is fixed but I must have either scared him that he puckered his ass and sprayed or something.  I was almost vomitting.  I washed my face and I could still smell it so I jumped in the shower cursing everything that moved.  I get out of the shower and Ryan is gently wipping Brandon's head with a wash cloth and soap...he and Ryan both got sprayed too.  YUCK YUCK YUCK.  So now my kid smells of cat ass and sound asleep.  I pick him up, barely waking him and throw him in the shower as he is screaming bloody ass murder.  The first washing didn't get the smell out, so I had to dunk him again...still screaming bloody murder.  HIs hair still smelled horrible so I washed it some more with a wash cloth and antibbacterial soap, and rinsed again-still screaming.  Ryan then showered.  We had to change our sheets-and now it is 11:30 pm.  UGHHHHHHHH

Uwish

OK that's a fvcking funnyass story.  Maybe it's the way you told it.  However, I find cats disgusting for reasons such as this.  

katie277s

Eww.

lsufan

Oh, that is so disgusting! ?I didn't realize cats did that??

Lea LaJeunesse-Askren

getnmarried910

EWWW!   But I'm laughing so hard at the way you told it.  One more reason for me to NEVER have a cat!

shopgirl78

BrentnSheyna? flash backs.  Gross!

dnagal

Oh my god, never getting a cat.

dallystarr

Oh that doesn't even seem funny to me at all. Just sooo icky! Sorry you all had to go through that! I think from now on I would keep the bedroom door closed and the cats out at night!

WBs_Bride

EW. What a nightmare!

amanda&rob

EW!